Me:Hi-ho. Writer's block stinks.
Link:Tell me about it.
Me:How would you know! You're not an author!
Link:Every other auhor says so so it's gotta be true.
Me:Yeah. I guess it's true.
Sean: (On stage) Well audience it's been a lovely... week! That you've been throwing tomatoes at me. But I must be going now. Goodbye.
Me:Dy! You're up!
Dy:I shall astound them with my prowess of evil.
Sean: (Falls down on floor.) How long does it take you to get over writer's block!
Me:Pretty long. You may want to gat started on a bath.
Sean:Right right. Jan has a thing about tomatoes on the floor. Going.
Me:Well I'm sorry to have kept you readers waiting but here it is. The four Links and the skeleton army.
Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda.
Chapter 1: Brain hurts...
"Well this isn't to bad. It's sort of like being in a caravan by yourself." said Polo to himself, "I'll bet the guys miss me already."
Meanwhile!
"More cookies for us!"
"Crunch crunch Yum yum!"
"But you know, I tried to wake him up today."
"You kicked his bed without realising that he was gone?"
"Yup! Kinda funny, eh? Haha!"
"You said it!"
But little did they know that a group of cursed skeletons were roaming Link's yard. They appeared to haunt him after he trapped their master- Vaati, the wind mage. Also little did they know that if they were not together, then things would start to get worse and worse.
"Gaah!" said Link getting up, "THAT was a horrible dream. I dreamt I had to pull the four sword. I shouldn't have eaten that day old piece of bread before bed."
"Rick! Did you hear what he said?"
"Yep. What of it?"
"Link's dreams usually come true!"
"So...?"
"That means we'll be big again!"
"So true."
"I don't know how you hold in that excitement."
"Me neither."
Meanwhile!
"Holy cow! Did I just hear Link in my head! Yipee! I'm gonna be big again!"
"Excuse me, sir." said a twisted voice from behind him, "You seem to be a look alike of the legendary hero of time. You wouldn't happen to be Polo, would you?"
"Aaagh! Hey! You're a stalfos!"
"Actually, I'm not a stalfos. I'm a Skeltos."
"Skeleton?"
"Skeltos."
"Skeltos? What's a skeltos?"
"We are a stronger version of stalfos. We also have bows and arrows instead of just swords and shields. Most people do not know we exist, because we're so tiny. We were cursed and shrunk to forever wander. We also know magic."
"You keep saying we. Are there more of you?"
"Oh. That is because I know magic and I can shrink the rest of my people to fit in this bag."
"Ah! I get it! And back to your previous question, yes, I am Polo."
"Excelent. We have been searching for you for three months. You must travel with us."
"Sure thing!"
"You are armed right?"
"Yep!"
"Good. Our journey will be perilous."
"Good. I like danger. Gives me the oppourtunity to stay skilled."
"Well that is good. We shall strike off tomorrow."
"Great!"
Meanwhile!
"Eeeeek!"
"What is it princess Zelda!" said a servant.
"I had the most horrible dream!"
"What was it about?"
"I dreamt that Link had to unseal his inner selves and rescue himslf from minions of the evil wind mage who lied to one of Link's personalities And Are going to poison him! Therefore brining an end to Link and all of hyrule as we know it!"
"Brain hurts... You lost me half way through."
"Nevermind. Bring me Link!"
"But-"
"NOW!"
"Leaving!"
End of chapter.
Me:Viola!