Me:Welcome back Zelda fans!
Sean:Ya-tah tah tah tah!
Me:Sean, that's enough of your tap dancing.
Sean:Good! I can't do this for two weeks straight.
Me:Anyway. Today we find out what Zelda ment!
Dark Yuke:This may be a shock to you readers, but our refridgerator has gone mutant with the food.
Me:Again?
Dy:Yes sir.
Me:Nutbunnies.
Dy:Shall we put up the fanfic now?
Me:Yes please.
Dark Clavat:I shal use my dark magic to put it up, sir.
Me:Excellent.
Fwoooosh!
Disclaimer:As almost all of you know by now, I DO NOT OWN THE ZELDA SERIES!
Chapter 2:Ugh... What?
"I have almost no cares in the world! There is no way this day could go bad now!" said Link to himself as he relaxed in his lawn chair.
"Sir link!"
"Who? Oh. Hi Fred. What's up?"
"Erm... The sky."
"No! No! Why are you here?"
"The princess wants you."
"Again! But this is the 4th time this week!"
"Well It's either you come with me, or I'll have to move you by force."
"You and what army!"
"THIS army." said Fred as half of the hyrulian army pops up.
"Oh. THAT army. Well. I guess I have no choice."
"Nope."
"Well, why wait? Let's go."
"Rick! We're going to the palace again!"
"Joy, of all unspeakable joys! We get to see the princess again!"
"She's so beautiful!" they both say in unison.
"I wonder how Link is able to resist her beauty..." said Ben.
"Maybe coz he has to deal with whatever she tells him to do."
"Yeah. That must be it."
"Well this is so much fun! I never caught your- Die! Name."
"I am the revered skeltos knight Sir Melvin III.
"Sir Melvin. Nice name."
"Thank you."
"You are very good at fending off these enemies."
"As are you."
"Death is enevitable for these creatures."
"You are correct."
"Well here we are."
"Yes. No need to escort me. I have been through here so many times I could get through here asleep."
"Yes I imagine so."
"Well, thanks for the escort. I'm off."
"You know men. He sares me just a little bit."
"Aye. Yes. You're right." said the army.
Tick tick tick tick.
"Alright princess what is it this time?"
"You are in deep trouble."
"Oh no! What have I done to tick you off today!" Link said with some major sarcasm.
"No. Not with me."
"Oh no! Have we unleashed Ganondorf agian!" said Link with more sarcasm.
"No. Worse."
"Gasp! Don't tell me! You've lost you're teddy bear!"
"Link! This is serious! One of you're inner selves has escaped your head and is in Dire Trouble! If you don't act now You could die! Of poison!"
"Ugh... What?"
"You're about to die."
"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Can't you do something?"
"Only you link. Only you."
"What do I do! What do i do? What do I doooooo? I'm Doooooooomed!"
"Link, snap out of it!
Slap!
"Ow! I.. okay. What do I do, Zelda?"
"First you must pull the foursword While you are holding the three Ryal family Jewels."
"Okay. Okay. Then what?"
"Come back and I'll tell you what to do."
"Okay. I'll be back."
"Link."
"Eh?"
"Please don't die."
"Ummmm... Okay."
"Good."
"Did you hear that! We're going to be free again!
"Yes! Wooohoo!"
"Wait. Did she say we were going to die?"
"Seems like it. But she said oly link."
"But, we all are one."
"True. True."
"Well. It's been a swell day, but I think I'll hit the sack."
"Oh but you'll miss the ceremony."
"Ooooh! Sounds great!"
"We will finally be able to complete our masters mission."
"Who's your master?"
"We cannot say until after the ceremony. We were not able to do this without you."
"Gee. I feel honored!"
"You should be. Mwa ha ha ha!"
End of chapter.
Me:Ooooh. A cliffie!
Audience:More more more!
Me:Next time people. Next time people.