Me: I'm sorry it took me this long to write. I've been really busy!
Sean: (mumbles) Really busy isn't big enough...
Me: Care to share that?
Sean: (Panics) I said you're doing a great job!
Me: Good.
Dy: And that is how one levitates.
Audience: Snooore snooore snoooore
Person in the back of the audience: Bravo! Bravo!
Sean:Get ready for the next chapter!
Audience: (Wakes up) Yaaaay!
Me: Let's take it from the top!
Disclaimer: I don't own Zelda.
Chapter 5: We're going to make you pay!
"Get ready to shrink, Rick."
"I'm ready. Those dogs are going to pay!"
"Careful. Don't waste all your magic power."
"Right."
"Go!"
"(Insert ancient hylian chanting here)"
"(And here)"
"(And here)"
"(And here)"
"(And here)"
"(And here)"
"Skeltos tribe!" yelled Link.
"Haha! There you are! Sir melvin and the prince will entertain you! Their power is enough to match the both of you!"
"I don't think so." said Rick in a dark tone,"I'm going to make you pay for what you did to Polo. Roc's cape!"
"We're going to make you pay! Power bracelet!" suddenly a cape appeared behind Rick. And at the same time, Link's arm got bigger.
"Haha! This should be good!" said the Prince.
"Be careful, Sir!"
"Will do, Sir Melvin!"
Link and the prince clashed. The prince using a Biggoron's sword. Link using his great fairy's sword. Sir Melvin ran towards Rick only to see him take out a megaton hammer smack him in the chest with ease.
"Uuurg! Not bad. You broke a rib. That won't be enough to slay me!"
"Tell that to your arm."
"What! How! you cracked my arm!"
"Do NOT get in my way. I will crush you."
"Let's try that again shall we? Raaah!"
"What an idiot. Roc's thunder!"
"Try that attack all you want! nobody has mastered it in ages!"
"Obviously that's because nobody tried! I am williong to put my life on the line for Polo! You Skeltos can never understand that! RAAAAH!
Crack-booom!
"My king... I'm sorry..."
"I told him not to mess with me."
The bones of Sir melvin went flying. But let's go back in time to see what Link was doing with the prince.
"You're making a big mistake."
"How? slaying the hero of time and reviving an ancient Wind mage? I see no problem in that!"
"Great Fairy Slash!"
"Heh! You think I would let myself get hit by that!"
"Great Fairy Whirlwind!"
"Whoa! Now that was a sweet attack! Bracelet breaker!"
"Ack! I guess I should use my best mask."
"And, pray tell, what would that be?"
"Fierce Diety!" Link put the mask on and let out a scream of pain. There was a bright light and Link was a different person, "Ready?"
"As ever."
"Magical shots!"
"Urgh! Gaah! Unnng! Skeltos Magic: Death beam!
"Silence!"
"What?"
"Fierce Multi strike!"
"Noooo!"
Boom!
"Let's go Rick!"
"Let's slay them."
meanwhile!
"Zelda! I've returned with the components!"
"Good! Wait until they get done with the chanting! Then throw the components in as they call them!"
"Princess, We are ready to make the anti-toxin."
"Good!"
"Ben. toss in the herbal powder from termina."
"The hardest component to get."
Ploop
"Now toss in the Kokori carrot."
"This one was hard to get. The kokori's tried to maul me for growing one in the middle of the road."
Ploop
"Now the Goron's Gourmet rock."
"This was really hard to get. Grabbing a rock that the goron's eat like candy. More mauling."
Ploop
"And finally, the Piece of Zora Ice."
"Freezing some of the ice in Zora Domain was hard to do behind a gaurd's back. I ran like the Dickens when I had the ice."
Ploop
"(Insert ancient hylian chanting here)"
"(And here)"
"(And here)"
"(And here)"
"(And here)"
"(And here)"
Pshooooph!
"Quickly! bring Polo here!"
End of chapter
Me:Thought you had gotten rid of the Cliffies, did you? Nevah!
Sean:Yup.