Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto. But then maybe Sasuke and Gaara might own him.
Chapter 1: The Not so Ordinary Day
One day, there were three people standing in an open meadow. A meadow, which is just ordinary that has enough amounts of flowers and trees. Anyway this people are named Uchiha Sasuke, Haruno Sakura and Uzumaki Naruto. Of course this day is not ordinary because most of the time Naruto shouts at Sasuke then Sakura would shout at Naruto for shouting at Sasuke while waiting for their teacher who's always late and makes stupid excuses about the path of life and getting lose. They thought that it was getting a little annoying so they went to the ordinary meadow because Naruto said so. Everything was peaceful until Sakura asked a question.
Sakura: Hey Naruto, how come we're at this ordinary meadow even though we're bored and annoyed?
Naruto: That's because at this place, a rainbow always comes out at exactly 9:30 a.m. and some weird portal appears after the rainbow and at night we can see the northern lights.
Sakura: How did you know?
Naruto: When I was a kid I always come here.
Sasuke: Are you sure that all you just said a moment ago is even true?
Naruto: Yes!
Sasuke: Well I think it's stupid.
Then suddenly a rainbow came along with a weird twisted portal.
Naruto: Do you still think it's stupid?
Sasuke: ………
Since the weird twisted portal came some characters popped in.
Yoh Asakura: Where the heck am I?
Naruto: Um…you're in Konoha?
Yoh: Really?
Naruto: Uh… yeah!
Sakura: Wow! That's Yoh Asakura from Shaman King. Nice to meet you!
Yoh: Nice to meet you too…um how the heck did I get here?
Naruto: You went through the weird portal thingy.
Yoh: Oh! Now I remember. Well I'm glad that I'm here. Anna's always giving me training and makes my whole body sore.
Anna Kyouyama: Even though you're in a new place doesn't mean you can slack of training.
Yoh: A-Anna w-what the heck are y-you doing here?
Anna: I followed you along with my slaves.
Ren, Manta and Horo: We are not you're slaves!
Anna: death glare What did you say?
Ren, Manta and Horo: We mean…what can we do for you oh master.
Anna: Better
Ino: Hey forehead girl! Why is the whole Shaman King cast doing here?
Sakura: What did you mean by the whole Shaman King cast Ino-pig?
Ino: Well besides Anna, Yoh, Manta, Horo, Ren, Lyserg, Ryu, and Hao being here I guessed.
Lyserg: Wow! Is that Uzumaki Naruto and Uchiha Sasuke?
Horo: How come you know Lyserg?
Hao: Yeah! like he said British boy?
Lyserg: Hao doesn't mean you're Yoh's evil twin brother who's about 1,000 years old doesn't mean you can call me that.
Hao: Just try and stop me gender confused British gay.
Lyserg: That's it, you're sogoing down also gender confused pyromaniac!
Hao: Oh you're so on! So prepare to be burned.
Yoh: Um… Aniki, Lyserg we're all friends here right?
Hao and Lyserg: No!
To be continued…
Will Hao and Lyserg ever stop fighting? Will Anna stop treating them like slaves?Will Manta be able to increase in height? Will I ever stop asking questions while eating a sandwich? Will Ino and Sakura ever shut up?
Tune in next time for the next chapter and find out! So please review!