Te he…Hello all, I am reporting from school. Chikyu, Wing Gundam and I wrote this line by line, turn by turn…Enjoy, we claim no connection to the lack of logic, nor the ownership of Inu-Yasha.
The best bush related story ever
Inu-Yasha had just gotten back from a fierce battle with demons. "Wow I'm beat!"
"Oh please Inu-Yasha, quit acting like a cry baby." Said Shippo, eating Ramen. A bowl of Ramen was then slid in front of Inu-Yasha. "Merr?" He eyed this free bowl of Ramen carefully. Getting a chunk of noodles in his mouth, Inu-Yasha knocked Shippo on his head for no good reason. The word "Sit!" sounded from the distance, and Kagome came into view.
"Kagome, you were right when you said he would eat the special Ramen." Shippo had an innocent gleam of evilness in his eyes.
"What did you say Shippo!" Inu-Yasha said with his usual menacing anger.
"What?" Said Sango and Miroku as both their heads came out of a large bush.
"What is going on here?" Inu-Yasha sipped his special ramen now with an almost puppy like quality.
"Don't worry Inu-Yasha" Miroku said, emerging from the bush, "Everything will be okay." Inu-Yasha saw through pouting eyes something he only wished upon Sango. "GET AWAY FROM ME!"
"Oh dear lord!" Said Kagome, shielding her eyes suddenly. A strong demon aura filled the tree grove then, with a small human in tow. "Monk, get your pants on before I make it so you don't need pants."
"What's the matter, dog demon. You afraid the monk will show you up in manliness?" Kagura said, as she jumped off of her feather.
"I'll show you manliness" said Sesshy, and with this, Kagome removed her own hands, and covered Shippo's eyes instead.
Drums from the distant village began a beat then, which sounded remotely like "I'm, to sexy for my shirt." Kagome's eyes widened.
"What the hell is this?" Inu-Yasha said, not realizing that he was still eating ramen. The fox fire robe had to be somewhat water resistant, did Ramen count as water?
Suddenly Jaken and the other random frog like creatures came running in with wood, nails, and hammers and built a cat walk, and decorated it with flowers as the music changed.
"Do my little turn on the cat walk, yeah, on the cat walk." Villagers oddly talented in pyrotechnics appeared from the same bush Sango was still, and Miroku had emerged from. Sango's pink lined eyes widened, and she squeaked slightly as the villagers walked around, over, and behind her. Miroku blinked once, then shrugged.
"What the fuck…is going on here? Again!" Inu-Yasha said again, voice dropping down to 'whimpering puppy' level. "Kagome!"
"What?" Said Kagome, who walked out of the bush. No one noticed her enter the bush, nor did Shippo comprehend when she stopped covering his eyes.
Inu-Yasha found he could 'sit' himself.
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