FW: Wow! I've got reader response! Thanks! (still a little mad at the Yu Yu gang for not caring about her summer camp) And now I get to continue my revenge.

Yusuke: (sitting back) What do I care, I'm not even in this!

FW: Not yet anyway….

Yusuke: Sh#t.

FW: So my shout outs, bit-Blackmage, you're right about Mary-Sue overdose. I was thinking about writing something like this about them. They're pure evil…. EVIL! Uh, you didn't just read that. So, ryougabriellucile, heh heh, so my little end note's actually good for something? Just kidding! Glad you're liking it so far. Hope I don't disappoint with this next chapter-

Hiei: But we know she will.

FW: Hey, don't forget, you're one of the members, and I'm all ready mad at you, get where I'm going with this?

Kuwabara: No.

FW: I wasn't talking to you! But what the hey, I'll get you too! (smiles "angelically")

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho, NSync, the Stairmaster, or Jaws

START

It had been about an hour since the four demons had joined forces, and now they all sit silently at Kurama's kitchen table, pondering their next move.

"So… what does this club actually do?" Kuronue asked, tracing an invisible design on his pendant.

"You thought of the idea, I assumed you'd know," Kurama groaned, now realizing how pointless this all was.

"If I may add my two sence-" Karasu began.

"No," Hiei immediately cut him off.

"How rude!" Karasu yelled, throwing a knife that just happened to be on the table at the fire apparition, who caught it in midair. Hiei just rolled his eyes.

So they all sat quietly for another 20 minutes.

"Karasu, what were you going to say?" The fox asked, desperate to do something, ANYTHING.

Karasu grinned, earning the honor of actually being asked to speak. "We can't fight an enemy we don't understand, so maybe we should… try out this yaoi for ourselves."

They all stared at him.

"Let's pretend we didn't hear that," Kurama finally broke the silence, still a little… disturbed. The other two hastily nodded.

"What?" Karasu wondered aloud.

"I know!" Kuronue spoke up next. "We just need to prove we aren't gay! By finding manly things to do!"

"Like what?" Hiei spat, annoyed at how stupid this meeting was. "We murder everyday, if that isn't "manly" then what is?"

"Boy bands?" Kurama suggested.

"Are. You. Kidding?" Kuronue choked out.

"No," Kurama answered, not seeing what the big deal was. "NSync was very masculine."

Hiei gently placed his hand on the fox's shoulder. Like a true friend, he said, "Shut up before I am forced to rip your arm off and beat you to death with it."

Wisely shutting his mouth, the redhead's eye then caught on an advertisement his mother had posted on the refridgerater, with intentions of looking it up later. He gracefully stood and walked over, taking it down. "We could do this," he said. "Maji Gym. It's supposed to be the best in Japan."

The other three crowded around him to see the small newspaper clipout. "One month free trial…" Kuronue read.

"Hn."

"Karasu…."

"Yes?"

"I don't like you standing directly behind me," Kurama said.

"I do," he heard the voice and narrowed his eyes.

"Point made."

Within the hour, they had made it to the gym and were in the weight room, deciding what they were supposed to do next.

Not waiting for the others to figure it out, the redhead lay back on a bench press (FW: Those are the things where you lay back and lift one of the bars with the weights at the end. At least, I think so….), and started practicing, lifting 10 pounds to start.

Kuronue watched, standing by his head with his arms folded. "You can do more than that," he stated.

The fox glared up at him through the sweat starting to trickle down his forehead. "No I can't."

Kuronue glared back. "Yes you can. As Youko, you could lift 10 times that much!" He exclaimed. "Here, you'll see," he added, suddenly shoving on 80 more pounds, 40 on each side.

Slowly, the bar began to sink, getting dangerously close to Kurama's chest. "Kuronue… I can't… lift it!" He said, desperately.

"Sure you can!" Kuronue grinned. He opened his eyes, not having noticed they were closed, expecting to see his old friend pulling through. Instead, he just saw said friend's blue face, with the bar slowly crushing him. "WHAT THE HE#l!" He yelled, quickly assisting in yanking the bar up.

Lucky to still have his ribs intact, Kurama was content to just breathe heavily for a moment, not moving.

"Sorry 'bout that. You ok…?" The bat leaned over, getting on the bench himself, their faces pretty close.

Barely getting his wind back, the fox struggled to speak. "Camera… you… moron."

"Camera?" Kuronue questioned. He looked up from the out of breath demon, now noticing the camera men, taping every second. He looked down at the position he and his friend were in. "Uh…." One of the cameramen gave a thumbs-up and hequickly got away from the redhead. "We were NOT doing that!"

Karasu watched from the Stairmaster. "Kuronue, I thought you said you WEREN'T gay."

Kuronue glared daggers. "Look who's talking. A boy on the Stairmaster, how gay is that?"

"I AM gay."

"Oh yeah…."

Hiei was smart enough to stay out of the picture completely.

Desiding the weight room just plain wasn't working, the four set off to the indoor pool. Hiei looked at the water, as though it had personally insulted him. "No." He said, and leaned against the wall.

Karasu was also looking at the water, then turned back to Kurama, before looking back at the liquid. "If Kurama should convienently start drowning, I can be the hero and save him!" He thought. Mind made, he suddenly shoved Kurama into the pool.

"I'LL SAVE YOU!" The crow yelled for dramatic purposes.

"I can swim," Kurama sweat dropped, or maybe it was just the water.

"Oh…" Karasu looked slightly put out by this news. He glanced at Kuronue, who was sitting at the edge. "Can you swim?" He asked.

"No, I'm a bat," Kuronue stated.

"Good."

Kuronue found himself also pushed into the water.

"I'LL SAVE YOUR FRIEND FOR YOU!" Karasu yelled, diving in. Sadly, he didn't have very good aim, and fell directly ontop of the bat, who was already flailing madly, just trying to stay afloat.

Panicking for his friend's life, Kurama swam over as fast as he could. Kuronue, not thinking anymore, grabbed the closest afloat object, which happened to be Kurama himself. So the two went under together.

Slowly, Karasu surfaced, empty handed. Shrugged, he climbed the latter, not noticing that two members of his "team" were missing.

Cursing his luck, Hiei dove in after them, prying Kuronue's strong hands off Kurama's wrist, and dragged his up, trusting Kurama to surface on his own. The three successfully made it out, two of them spitting up water. Hiei stared accusingly at Karasu.

"What?" The crow asked, innocently.

Hiei didn't answer.

"Love makes you do crazy thing!" He tried to defend himself.

"Maybe you're just crazy," Hiei muttered.

As they left the gym completely, realizing they weren't getting anywhere, the cameramen hurried off with their yaoi "evidence".

Back at his house, Kurama was surfing the net again, when a pop up announced "Proof of Kurama, Hiei, Kuronue, Karasu foursome!"

Gagging, they gathered around to see it. Hiei worked up the courage to click the "click me!".

Inside, was the edited version of what had happened. They'd cut out the bar weight almost killing the fox, just showed Kuronue practically on top of him, with Kurama out of breath. They even dubbed his voice, to make him say… less appropriate things.

"I do NOT sound like that," Kuronue growled.

The others sh'ed him as the next clip came on. It was of Hiei diving in to save the other two, exept the geniuses decided to add a really fake looking Jaws, making Hiei's save look even more heroic. Apparently the dubbers didn't notice that it was "A FRICKIN' POOL!" as Kuronue pointed out.

The last clip was entitled "Karasu'll take whatever he can get" and was of said crow diving on Kuronue. Kuronue inched a little farther from the crow.

Kurama shut down his pc angrily. "We've just made ourselves look even more gay."

END CHAPTER 2

FW: Truth be told, I like the Stairmaster!

Hiei: Why do we care?
FW: You don't. I just had to get that off my chest. Ok, so I'm not mad at you guys anymore.

Crickets: Chirp, chirp.

FW: I don't even get that. Anyway, review if you feel up to it, but don't force yourself. If you decide to flame, ok, I'll take it in stride!