FW: Wow, this was a long time in the making.

Readers: (glare)

FW: Hm, seems I get a lot of those….

Yu Yu gang: (glare because of her existence)

FW: Well, this time I'll give fair warning: I'm going on vacation tomorrow, and I won't be back for, what was it… a week? So don't hold your breath.

XforbiddenFoxX-san: (killing Kuronue with love, aka, hugging him WAY too fiercely)

FW: Uh… Fox-

Kurama: Hm?

FW: Not you. OTHER Fox, you kinda… need to let go now…. He's a little important to the story, ya know?

XforbiddenFoxX-san: (sadly lets go)

Kuronue: (breathing hard) My… lawyer's going… to hear… about… this….

Disclaimer: I don't own Yu Yu Hakusho

FW: Not anymore. DarknessesShadow-sama, thanks for the idea I'm about to use!

START

Yusuke was for once at the library. He wasn't doing schoolwork, mind you; he was using the public internet to find… less appropriate things.

Behind him, Kuwabara scowled. "Urameshi, are you done yet?" He whined. "If Yukina knew…" he hung his head sadly.

Yusuke brushed off his complaining. "Just keep a look out for Keiko. That's all I need, is for her to see…" he shuddered, picturing her often times dangerous wraith. "Besides, you said you'd do whatever it took to help out "a friend in need"," he grinned, remembering the other boy showing off for his oblivious love.

"Since when do you need help looking up por-" he stopped in mid-word as the librarian looked up in his general direction. "THAT stuff," he finished, voice lowered.

"Since Keiko found the stash in my room."

Just then,the altered video of the Yaoi Fighters failed attempts in the gym popped up. Curious as to what Hiei and Kurama had gotten themselves into, Yusuke clicked to watch. His mouth dropped. This wasn't one of those flash videos, it was real!

"Urameshi, I think we should, F#CK!" Kuwabara screamed, unable to stop himself from swearing when seeing Karasu dive onto Kuronue.

"Kuwabara, I didn't know you felt that way," the detective said jokingly, having heard the taller boy's statement. Apparently, the librarian heard too, because, bright red, she ushered both out.

"Well, see you tomorrow- hey! Where're you going?" The biggest punk yelled at his friend, who was going the wrong way.

"Kurama's house," Kuwabara answered, not even stopping. Yusuke ran to catch up.

"What for? You guys throwing a party without telling me?"

"No you idiot. You saw that video, I just want to know what's going on," Kuwabara looked straight ahead, his eyes full of purpose.

"Oh come on," Yusuke tried to reason with him. "Those weren't real!"

"They looked real to me."

"But JAWS?" Too bad by now Kuwabara wasn't really listening.

At Kurama's house...

"Kuronue, stop it," Kurama muttered, no longer even moving his head to watch the bat's antics.

Theformer thief flew/glided down the stairs at top speed, careful avoid all Shiori's knick-knacks. Defeated, he sat in what he now considered his seat at the table. "But Kurama, they keep following me!" He tried to reason with his friend.

Sure enough, the cameramen had kept up with him all threw his swift journey threw the house, outside, and anywhere else he tried to go to lose them.

Kurama shrugged.

The doorbell rang, and the fox stood to answer it.

"I'll get it!" Karasu said happily, already gliding toward the door.

"No you won't, it's my house!" Kurama yelled, grabbing the crow's cape and yanking him back down. The two scuffled on the floor a little, reminding Hiei of fish out of water. His eye twitched. That once the most feared thief in all the Makai would be reduced to this….

The doorbell rang again.

"So, are you going to get that?" Kuronue asked, casually drinking from a soda can.

Glaring, Hiei ran over to the door before someone could even blink. He opened it, and his glare strengthened when seeing Kuwabara. He ignored Yusuke.

The two stepping inside their friend's house, then noticing said friend and his archrival grappling on the floor. "Shouldn't we do something?" Yusuke asked, staring bewildered.

The cameramen hastily shook their heads, wanting to get it all on tape.

Deciding the random men's wishes weren't really that important, the teenagers managed to break up the crow and fox, Yusuke holding back Kurama, and Kuwabara holding back Karasu.

Karasu glared, and Yusuke got the impression if he weren't wearing his mask, they'd all be seeing foot long fangs, which was really a stupid impression because that mask wasn't a foot long, therefore couldn't hide something that was a foot long, but this is all beside the point.

Anyway, Karasu glared. "It seems just my luck that the ugly one should be restraining me, instead of the stronger, more attractive one."

Kuwabara burned in fury, and Yusuke wasn't too thrilled either. Kurama, however, relaxed at the crow's statement. "For once, he's not talking about me," he thought.

Feeling the fox grow lax in his arms, Yusuke was reminded of his presence, and why they were here. "Hey Kurama?"

"Yes?"

"Are you gay?"

His moment of relaxation was over, and Kurama flared up at once. "No!" He almost yelled. Kuronue and Hiei even laughed a little.

Quickly recapping, the four told the new two about the Yaoi Fighters, and all the misunderstandings. Naturally, Karasu's choice of Shiori was left out.

"Yaoi Fighters huh," Kuwabara murmured when they were done. "Who's lame idea was that name?"

Changing the subject, Yusuke said, "Well, that's great and all, but the arcade's calling my name, you know?"

"No, we don't know. Those voices are INSIDE your head, remember?" Hiei did what did best, insult.

Grinning, Yusuke turned to go, Kuwabara by his side.

"Hold up, we could always use more members," Kuronue stopped them.

"Yeah well, we don't need to join, who'd write yaois about us?" Yusuke reasoned, cocky.

"You'd be surprised," Kurama muttered.

"Yeah," Kuwabara thought out loud, not having heard Kurama. "I've got Yukina, and Urameshi's into Keiko, we're safe!"

Kurama glanced at Hiei and Kuronue. "Should we show them?"

"I don't know. It could put them in shock," Kuronue brought a finger to his chin, mock thinking.

"Show them," Hiei decided, wanting to see their reaction, ever the sadistic one.

"Don't you want to know MY opinion?" Karasu asked, leaning against the wall, almost forgotten.

"No," five voices chimed.

Smirking evilly, the four originals then led the "fresh meat" to the computers.

Six pictures and two videos later, "We're in," both said in union, horror written all over their faces.

Smiling good naturedly, Kurama passed the paper for them to sign.

"…Kuronue spelled his name wrong…."

Meanwhile, at the library….

Keiko WAS there for schoolwork, and she needed to check a certain current event online. She signed her name in, right under the last user: Yusuke Urameshi.

She knew she shouldn't. She knew she wouldn't like what she saw. But curiosity got the better of her. The computer mouse slowly moved up to the history button on the tools bar, and clicked it.

She gasped at what popped up. "Yusuke. I'm going to kill you," she said through clenched teeth, fists shaking by her sides.

At the Yaoi Fighters headquarters, Yusuke sneezed. He looked over at his best friend. "We DID remember to erase my name from the sign in, right?" He asked, hopefully. When Kuwabara's eyes lit up in remembrance, Yusuke groaned, putting his head on the desk. "I'm dead."

END CHAPTER 4

FW: Short, but it's there at least. And as I've said before, I have no idea what I'm going to do with this thing!

Youko: (minding his own business)

FW: (staring at Youko)

Youko: What?
FW: I think I've just gotten an idea….

Youko: (slowly backs away) No….

Karasu: Kurama, Youko, Kurama, Youko… I can't chose between them!

Kurama: Than do the noble thing and chose neither.

Hiei: And commit suicide in grief.

Karasu: Ok! (runs off to commit suicide)

FW: No! We need him! (runs off to save Karasu. Yells as she runs) If you review, great, if not, great. You can flame too, I'll take it in stride!