Disclaimer: Still not owning anything of Wolf's Rain. I also own nothing of Gwen Stefani's song " HollaBack Girl", or own Gwen for that matter. I also don't own the characters ideas, or ANYTHING from the movie/book/play The Phantom of the Opera.

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D.C Talk: I also thought Tsume and Tobeo would end up as a couple, I thought they'd be so CUTE together. Until I found out he was a she…thanks for the review!

The Phantom's Slave: XD! Yeah, Tsume gets on my nerves. But he's kinda hot…Mmm…leather. I hope u like it!

Chapter 2

Where is Kiba?

You might be wondering, where is our sexy Alpha make wolf? Well…

Kiba was crouched down by a bunch of flower pots. He picked up each one, inhaling deeply to see if it was the Lunar Flower's scent. So far, he had no luck.

" Hey you!" said a girl, " What are you doing to my flowers?"
" Sniffing them." replied Kiba.

" That's no way to get high!"
" Huh? High…?" asked Kiba, confused.

" Yeah, well, you take the grass and roll it up into some paper. Then you light fire to it and smoke it."
" Smoke…it?"
" Yeah, watch!"
The junkie girl got out an odd lump and lit it, just as Tobeo wobbled over.

" Kiba! Hige's in an eating contest!" announced Tobeo.

" I can't believe him…" said Kiba, as he stood up.

" Do you really believe that you can't believe?" asked Tsume, knowing the important questions to ask.

Kiba knew better than to answer. Instead, his eyes lingered on Tobeo and his spiffy leather pants.

" Tobeo, what were you thinking?" asked Kiba, trying to suppress a giggle, " They look…uncomfortable."
" Well, you wear skin tight jeans," retorted Toboe, " What were YOU thinking?"
" Do you really believe you both weren't thinking?" asked Tsume.

Tobeo didn't answer. He led Kiba and the always insightful Tsume to the town square where Hige was. Sitting at a long table filled with hotdogs.

" Do you really believe you can win?" asked Tsume.

Hige twitched. He had just reached his breaking point. And it was time to tell off Tsume for good. Music started to play and Hige jumped on the table.

He began to sing:

I heard that you were asking sh-

At that point, Hige began to spastically shake his ass. Tobeo tried to shield his eyes, Kiba's jaw hit the floor and Tsume just stared.

And you didn't think that I would hear it. Wolves hear you howling like that getting everybody fired up! So I'm ready to attack, spring on you and mark my territory cause I ain't no Holla Back Wolf! I ain't no Holla Back Wolf!
Hige spun in a circle and grabbed some hot dogs.

This sh- is hotdogs, H-O-T-D-O-G-S! This is hotdogs! H-O-T-D-O-G-S!

Hige began to shove hotdogs down his throat.

Tobeo was scarred. So scarred mentally, that he wanted to run. Instead, he stumbled and fell, ripping his leather pants.

" Ow!" hollered Tobeo.

Unfortunately, his embarrassment didn't end there. The world now witnessed his undergarments. A pink thong.

" Do you really believe you told me off, Hige?" asked Tsume, ignoring the fallen wolf.

Hige didn't answer. Instead he smacked Tsume upside the head with a hotdog.

" We must follow the scent of the Lunar Flower!" cried Kiba, " And by the way, Tobeo, nice thong."
Tobeo turned red with anger, and tried to cover himself; just as some blind girl came about. Wearing nothing but a lacy body suit. Naturally, all the males stared. Except Hige. Who liked his hotdogs too much. Wow…that came out wrong.

" Kiba…" she said, " This one has waited her whole life for you."
" This one?" asked Hige, munching on a hotdog.

" Yes, this one."
Conviently, there was a perfume bottle placed next to her.

" So this one is the Lunar Flower?" asked Kiba, pointing to the perfume.

" No! This one!" she cried.

" Who's this one?"
" THIS ONE!"
" Uh…thanks?" said Kiba, and picked up the perfume bottle.

" This one will come too!" she said.

" Do you really believe this one is her?" asked Tsume.

" SHUTUP!" screamed Tobeo, still on the floor.

" This one is Cheza." she said.

" So the perfume's called 'Cheza'?"
" No! THIS ONE!"

Kiba groaned, impatient. He turned to leave, followed by the 'pack'. The pack of fools.

Leaving the odd blind girl to be captured by an even odder Phantom of the Opera reject.

Luna: Cheza always got on my nerves because of the way she talked. It was confusing…Why couldn't she just say I?