Disclaimer: Me no own Wolf's Rain.

Luna: I FINALLY GOT THE ANIME! It rocks, Kiba has a sexy voice…: drifts off: Uh, anyway, it provided me with MORE MATERIAL! BE AFRAID! MWHAHAH-er, here it is! This is based off Episode 4.

Chapter 4

Tobeo was bored. So he did the only thing one would do when one was bored. Poke the person nearest to you. Who happened to be Tsume.

" DON'T TOUCH ME!" screamed Tsume, in horror.

" Sorry…" mumbled Tobeo, " Someone has issues…"

But Tobeo couldn't resist. And the way he acted was amusing. So Tobeo poked him again.

" NOOO! STOP TOUCHING ME!" howled Tsume, jumping back.

His outbursts attracted the attention of a mourning Kiba and an equally bored and now hungry Hige. Hige found this situation hilarious and commented, " Hey, Tobeo, stop molesting Tsume."
Tsume yelped at this remark and ran off, in either shame, horror or diarrhea; no one knows.

" I think you should go after him, Toboe." suggested Alpha Wolf.

" Who needs him?" stated Hige, " If he's gonna be all emo and cold and bastard like; we should just leave."

" I concur." said Toboe.

5 minutes passed.

" I really think you should go." said Kiba.

" Why?"

" To have odd, and unnecessary sexual tension scenes…and er, isn't Tsume your hero?"

"…No."

" Okay, I'll pay you. Just get him and advance the damn plot!"

Tobeo couldn't argue with money.

So off he ran, into the wasteland. After 5 seconds, he was bored; climbed on a cliff and jumped off; ending his life. Woops…that was a typo. Let's start again. After 5 seconds, he was bored, climbed a cliff and howled at the top.

Meanwhile, Tsume watched from the shadows, all stealthily. That's when a random, robot, evil mech thing appeared. And tried to shoot at Tobeo. Tsume jumped in the way, and gets his leg injured.

" Damn! You just saved my life!" cried Tobeo.

" Do you really believe I saved your life?" he asked.

Then he fainted from blood loss, and Tobeo dragged his body to a nearbly cave; mech on their tail. Tobeo propped up the knocked out, vulnerable Tsume against the wall.

His leg wound was bad. Real bad. And instead of applying pressure to it LIKE A NORMAL person, Tobeo did the next best thing. He began licking it.

Tsume's eyes fluttered open, his 'I'm being violated' senses tingling. There was Tobeo, lapping up his open wound like it was an ice cream sundae.

" STOP TOUCHING ME! DON'T EVER TOUCH ME!" cried Tsume, and pushed him away.

" I'-I'm sorry!" said Tobeo, " Your open wound looked like strawberry jam and I haven't eaten for days!"
" Just…Stop…no touching!" declared Tsume.

" Why?"
" Because."
" Because why?"

" Because!"
"…You have scars, their sexy!" said Tobeo, with a grin.

Tsume backed up against the wall, limping; scared.

" I'm kidding, geez!" said Tobeo, " Mech dude is still out there. I'll distract it and you can run away."

" You'll get killed." stated Tsume.

He thought about that statement for a minute.

" Go ahead." he said.

Tobeo ran out of the cave, the mech targeting and trying to shoot him. Until it got bored and targeted a slow, limping Tsume. He was shot, fell and Tobeo was still running; thinking that the gun fire was coming after him. Idiot.

That's when Sexy Alpha- I mean, Kiba leapt on it and pierced it with an icicle.

" Can't you guys do ANYTHING right?" asked Kiba, with a sigh, " Okay, off to see the Lunar Flower!"
" Why did you help me?" asked Tsume.

" Cause you wear tight leather!" I said.

All the wolves stared.

" What…who…?" asked Tsume.

" That's just the voice, Luna. HI LUNA!" cried Kiba, and waved into the distance.

"…"

Meanwhile, Tobeo was still running. And running.

" Hey," said Hige, " Shouldn't we get going so I can have my next free meal- I mean, so we can go to Paradise?"
" Okay." said Kiba, "…I feel like we're missing something."
" Do you really believe we're missing something?" asked Tsume, back to his old self.

Everyone kept walking.

Except Tobeo, who was still running. Finally, he looked back; realized he was lost and began to howl in shame. Or constipation. Pick one.

" I still don't understand why you helped me…" mused Tsume.

" Everyone needs an angsty loner in a pack; that's why. You see, I'm comic relief/moocher, Kiba is the sexy leader, you're the angsty loner and Tobeo is the dead weight; whiny one." explained Hige, as if talking to a child.

" Speaking of which, where is the runt?" asked Kiba.

………………………………...

Tobeo, in wolf form had collapsed from hunger. When a girl came by him and handed him some sausage.

" Go on, take it." said the girl.

Tobeo had already was scarfing it down faster than you could say ' OAHAHAHAHA!' The girl watched, and Tobeo made his best puppy face at her. That's when he realized he was in the city. Again. He began to follow her once she was walking, and the girl said " I'm sorry, I can't take you home with me…"

So Tobeo did the only thing he could do. He went behind some trash cans and transformed to his human self. I bet she'll wanna see me again now that I'm cute and her species! he thought, happily. He leaned against a wall as she passed, and said, " Hey, thanks for the sausage before!"

She stared at him.

" What…?"
" Uh…I mean, thanks for feeding that sausage to my dog!"

" Oh…he was a beautiful dog…"

" T-Thanks! His name is Tobeo!"
" What an odd name…"

" My name is not odd! Granny gave it to me!"

" I thought you said that was your dog's name."
" No- I mean, yes. I mean, how do you feel about interspecies relationships?"
"…Huh? Look, I have to go…"
With that, she ran off to her car. Tobeo feeling slightly dejected.

Luna: I know I should of put this in the 1st chapter, but I haven't watched the anime until recently; so it's out of order. Big thanks to my reviewers! Review!