To My Readers: Sorry it took this long to update, I've been focusing mainly on Lilo & Stitch's Star Trek...
Monkey Mania
"Chee
chee eeek!"
"Calm
yourself, Naomi. Soon we will be out of the nacho."
Monkey
Fist and three ninja monkeys were hiding in Bueno Nacho's giant
nacho sign, while five more were hiding in the rim of the
sombrero-shaped roof.
"Soon
we will…"
"Defeat
me?"
Kim
Possible stood before him, balancing herself on a tomato.
"Kim
Possible!"
She
sprung into a handstand.
"The
Drakken thing, yeah, it doesn't really work with you."
She
then did two extremely tight cartwheels and slammed into Monkey Fist.
"Monkey
ninjas ATTACK!" he yelled hoarsely.
"Wow,
that was long and boring."
It
had taken two long hours for Drakken to finish his lengthy speech.
Apparently, every Lipsky on his father's side had had the famous
Lipsky scar. Somehow, every Lipsky had got a scar somewhere on their
face – with his father, he missed where he was aiming his doomsday
device, with his grandfather, he got it whilst fumbling with some
type of matter-antimatter ray. Drakken himself got it the day he'd
met Shego – the local villain played around too much with a sharp
pointy instrument and it slipped… Shego was the one who pulled it
out, and Drakken remembered quite clearly asking 'Are you an
angel?' And Shego had almost hit him. Since then they've been
villain and sidekick.
"All
I need is a plan. A smart plan."
"Like…"
Drakken
suddenly stood up.
"I've
got it!"
"Got
what?"
He
smirked.
"My
plan will reveal itself in due time, Shego. First, I need you to
steal some information for me…"
"Hai
ya!"
Monkey
Fist dodged yet another of Kim's attacks.
"You
cannot defeat the master of Tai Shing Pek Kwar!"
He
righted himself, and dusted off his robes.
"Now
it's time to see what a true master of monkey kung fu can do!"
Kim
smirked.
"Bring
it."
Ron
was sitting at the colourfully decorated tables of Bueno Nacho,
opposite an African-American teenaged girl reading a magazine
labelled "Teen Scene".
"Oh,
this is so me!" she exclaimed, pointing to a picture of a
supermodel dressed in "pink poof", a ballerina-style outfit
bathed in a slight golden glow.
"I
don't really care, as long as Kim arrives before naco night is
over…"
Just
then, Kim Possible plunged through the door headfirst, and only just
managed to balance herself enough to perform a triple backwards flip,
landing in front of Josh Mankey.
"Hey,
Josh," she muttered hurriedly, as she jumped off the table and ran
up to Ron.
"Er,
Ron, you might want to move…"
"What
do you mean…"
"I
mean, get up before..."
A
staff came crashing through the window, inches from Ron's head.
Ron
bolted.
The
holder of the staff jumped through the remaints of the window,
showing no pain as his feet crunched through the glass…
"So,
we meet again, buffoon. An ancient prophecy is about to be fulfilled,
and I will make sure nothing gets in my way."
