Orangeblue
hi this is my first fanfic so yea it probably won't be any good cause im not a very good writer but my cousin is making me so if it sucks you can give me some advice!
Summary:What's this Max get's married to somebody he doesn't even know! Ray is pisssed at her! Tyson is a fat pig who is in love? Kai is being annoyed and at the same time falling for a weird crazy insane girl he met in a ! I ask the Bladebreakers stupid questions about stupid things to the them with my cousin Ashley! sorry if it sounds stupid!
Disclaimer: I almost forgot about this stupid thing... We don't own beyblade...
"So why are we going to this thing again?" Tyson asked to his team captain who seemed really pissed off.
"Because the fans get to ask us questions," Ray said calmly. "Mr.D said it would be good that they got to know their 'heros' as he puts it."
"Who in the right mind would think Tyson or any one here in this car be a 'hero' thats a good laugh." Kai thought to himself as they drove off to the place where the fans get to ask them whatever they want to them.
"WE'RE HERE!" Max chirped. He was the first one to leave the car.
"Max! Wait for us!" Tyson screamed to his best friend.
"Why do they have to be so damn childish." Kai thouht to himself as he and Ray got out of the car.
As they entered the building they didn't see much light except for the light behind the door.
"Whoa, kinda weird place to hold an interview don't you think?" Max said as he looked around.
"Yea, I'm with ya there buddy." Tyson said as he gawked at the total emptiness.
Suddenly the door slamed shut. "Welcome Bladebreakers!" said a female voice.
"YES WELCOME TO YOUR DOOM! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!" said another female voice.
Then the lights turned on and a girl with long black hair came out and asked "Do you always have to do the evil laugh Ash?"
"No, but I'm used to doing it to everyone else." a girl with short brown hair known as Ashley.
"OK! CAN SOMEBODY TELL ME WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!" Ray screamed at the two girls.
The first girl who was wearing a red bandanna with a black choker around her neck. An olive hort sleved shirt with a DC on it. She had a black wristband on her right hand. She was wearing black baggy pants and white converse high tops with black shoelaces.
"Hi, are you guys alright? cause you look kinda pale? Oh by the way my name is Chelsea. Just call me Chels." She looked at the guys they were all looking at Ash except Kai he was already leaning against a wall eyes closed arms crossed.
"What's she wearing?" Tyson says pointing to Ash.
She was wearing a rainbow scarf and black pants and a green polo shirt. And to make more weird balla shoes.
"Isn't it pretty?" Ash said as she twirled around.
"I think it looks great." Max said going up Ashley and they immediately started talking.
"Why the hell are we here?" Kai asked harshly and glared at Chels.
Chels looked all teary eyed and went up to Kai. "What we can't ask our heros, including you, a couple of simple questions?" She was close to tears. "You know Kai you were my favorite Bladebreaker you know because your the leader and that you always knew what to do. And I like the whole tough guy attitude, it's cute." She whispered the last part so only he could hear.
He looked at her and she smiled. "Cute that's all. I mean it's not meant to be cute cause cute is bad for my reputation." Kai thought as she walked away.
"Actually I sent that letter to Mr.D of course Ash typed it cause we all know she's the better typer and we only made a few qhite lies. But they were half true. Actually they weren't true at all. WE JUST WANTED TO GET TO KNOW YOU GUYS BETTER CAUSE WE'RE WEIRD LIKE THAT!"
"Ummm can I leave?" Ray asked not wanting to stay.
"Let me think about... if you tell if you like Mariah or Salima?"
"But I... they're...aww screw it I'm staying." Ray said not wanting to answer but pissed that he has to stay.
"Hey Ray are you gay?" Ash asked out of the blue.
"WHAT! NOOOO! I'M NOT GAY ! WHO THE HELL THINKS THAT!" Ray screamed at Ash.
"Nobody." she said looking at her feet. "Hmph I was just curious." Ash thought.
"Let's change the subject before Ray kills my favourite cousin." Chels said.
Ray's eye was twitching still though.
"I'm hungry!" Tyson yelled through the commotion.
"WILL YOU SHUT UP!" Kai yelled obviously pissed.
"WHO THINKS I'M GAY!" Ray screamed at Ash.
"Most of your fangirls." She whispered. "NOBODY!" Ash yelled.
"I LIKE MUSTARD!" Max yells.
"I KNOW!" Ash yells and suddenly tackles Ray.
"I'M REALLY FUCKING HYPER YOU KNOW THAT MUWHAHAHA!" Ash yelled for everybody to hear.
"WILL YOU ALL SHUT UP DIDN'T YOU READ THE DAMN SUMMARY. IT SAYS THAT I'M SUPPOSE TO ASK YOU STUPID IDIOTIC QUESTIONS!" Chels yells and they all immediatly stop. "Thank you."
"How about we sit down and we're gonna ask Max some questions." Chels taking charge.
"GREAT I GET TO BE ASKED QUESTIONS!" Max beams and sits down in one of chairs. Chels takes a seat across from him.
"I think I'll just be fine here." Ash said jumping up and down non stop while Chels and Max looking up and down and up... and down...
"Stop that." Chels said once she was out of the TRANCE.
"Okie dokie Maxie, what's one of your nick names?" Ash asked him.
"Maxie." He said getting all jumpy.
"Really? I didn't know that." Ash said.
Chels was smacking herself with her cards that her and ASHLEY were SUPPOSE to read off the questions they thought of.
"What's your favorite color?" Ash asked being really really close to Max.
"ORANGE OF COURSE!" He screamed.
"NO WAY THAT'S MY FAVORITE TOO!" Ash screamed.
"What's your favorite way of thinking?" Ash asked really and I mean REALLY excited.
"Are you kidding me that didn't even make any sense?" Chels thought not believeing the questions she was asking. I mean sure her questions were stupid too but this, this is just plain weird.
"RANDOMLY!" Max chirped.
"NO WAY ME TOO!" Ash yelled.
"Yea it is just so orange." Max said to the really hyper girl.
"Will you marry me?" Ash asked Max. MAX!
Everybody looked at her. They were still there I mean they were after all 'trapped'. Tyson was wide eyed. Ray's jaw just hung. Kai was acting all 'emotionless' but inside "HOLY SHIT! IS THIS GIRL CRAZY!" He thought. See different.
"Sure." Max said.
"WHAT!" Practically everybody yelled including Kai!
"Are you sure?" Chels asked not believing he said yes to her cousin. HER COUSIN!
"I do." Max said with a bright smile.
"You're not suppose to say that yet." Ash said pointing her finger at him.
"She's right you know." Chels said all knowingly (A/N: is that even a word? oh well)
"Maxie are sure you wanna do this? I mean you're only 15. 15!" Tyson said to his best friend. For ome reason the best friend always tries to talk the groom-to-be out of the marriage.
"Your 15! I didn't know that." Ash said Max's bride.
"Nope." Max said. "I'm 15 and 3 quarters."
"Me too." Ash said. She was happy. I mean what girl wouldn't be happy on her wedding day unless something goes terribly wrong then they would lock themselves in the bathroom.
"I'm 16. Just so you guys know." Chels said. Totally agreeing with Ash and Max with the whole marrage thing.
"Are saying you're agreeing to this whole marrage thing?" Tyson asked. Let's face it he didn't want his best friend, who was still a teengaer by the way, to get married.
"Yea, sure, why not?" Chels said getting excited for her cousin.
Sorry if you thought it sucked. And YEA! if you liked it!
Ash: REVIEW! IM GETTING MARRIED!
CG(my initials): yes you are... to MAX!
Ash: hey it's my story too.
CG: watever
both: REVIEW