Disclaimer: I don't own Wolf's Rain or Phantom of the Opera in anyway, shape or form.

Luna: I apologize for misspelling Tobeo's name…hehe, Sorry! I'll try not to next time. Yay reviews! Thanks! Anyway, this part has to do with the manga when they find her, I'm not sure how it is in the anime; but in the manga it involves her jumping off the airship.

Chapter 5

Cheza was stuck on Darica's air ship. She sat there, bored; waiting for the wolves. Until she realized wolf's couldn't operate machinery, therefore couldn't rescue her.

" Its been a long time…Cheza." said Darica, suddenly, " You can't see me, and yet you sense my presence."

" This one thinks that you're a poor man's version of The Phantom of the Opera!" she declared.

" I am not!" protested Darica, annoyed.

" Then this one wants to know why you wear a mask? This one knows your face wasn't deformed." she said, simply, " Therefore, this one thinks your copying off him."

" Shutup! I have trouble expressing my emotions! This is my happy mask!" declared Darica.

" Wait…if she's blind, how does she know that you're wearing a mask?" I asked, proving a valid point.

" This one thinks you have too many plot holes," answered Cheza.

" Shut up! I always hated you and your " This One" crap! Speak normal, dammnit!" I screamed.

Darica simply ignored my voice politely, and was still into his battle of wits with Cheza.

" Well, at least I'm not a hermaphrodite!" he said, simply.

Cheza stared.

" You see, flowers have both reproductive organs. Therefore, you're a he/she." said Darica, snickering at his own joke.

Cheza turned red.

" This one thinks your crazy!"
Darica just laughed some more, and Cheza decided that she had enough of him for one day. She walked to the opening of the airship, and prepared to jump out. But since the poor girl lacked in the slight department, she rammed head first into the wall. Then staggered and fell out of the ship.

Meanwhile…

Kiba and his equally mentally challenged partners were walking by a lake in another random, apocalyptic, forest. As usual. Toboe, and if I didn't spell his name right, don't kill me; had managed to catch up to them. And no one even noticed he was gone.

That's when the airship was flying up above them. And someone dropped out of there.

" Look! it's the sales clerk!" said Toboe, first to notice.

Kiba looked up, indeed he was right. It was that strange salesclerk in a body suit, falling face first. She dropped literally inches away from him. But Kiba was stupid and uncoordinated, so he didn't catch her.

" You! Where can we get another Lunar Flower?" asked Kiba.

Cheza laid motionless in the lake.

" Hey! I'm talking to you!"
Still, not responding.

" Can we poke her with a stick? To see if she's dead?" asked Toboe.

" Do you really-" began Tsume, but Toboe's finger's flew onto his arm.

Touching his arm.

Touching. His. Arm.

Tsume screamed and shut up, Tobeo grinning.

" Can we eat her corpse?" asked Hige.

Everyone stared at him.

" What…? I'm hungry!"

Tsume mumbled ' fat bastard' under his breath, but then Hige threatened to poke him; so he shut up.

Kiba did the only logical thing to do. He poked Cheza.

" This one…is…alive." she said, in pain.

Kiba grabbed her roughly and screamed, " Where's the Lunar Flower! You've been holding out on us, haven't you?"

Her response was coughing up green fluid on his shirt. Or fur, depending on perspective.

" This one…is the Lunar Flower…" she said, weakly.

" The lake? The WHOLE lake!" asked Kiba, eyes widening.

" No! This one-"
Too late. Kiba had his mind set.

" Alrighttt…Everyone get some buckets so we can drain the lake!"
" Wait!" said Hige, " What does this have to do with flowers?"
" I'm the Alpha Male and you DO what I say!" he cried, having a power trip.

" Do you really-" he was cut off by Toboe poking him.

Poor, sad, violated Tsume.

" You dumbass!" said Cheza, finally, " Its me! ME!"

"…Your not a flower." said Kiba, stating the obvious.

" Neither was a perfume bottle or a lake! Damn, you guys are stupid!" she declared.

As much as she annoys me, I agree.

"…So do we get Paradise now?" asked Hige.

Cheza grabbed Kiba's hand, and raced forward.

" Come. This one must show you something with no relevance to the plot."
" Is there even a plot?" asked Tobeo.

Tsume nearly opened his mouth, but knew better than to answer.

Luna: Done! REVIEW!