A/N:Thank you all for your input and advice, it really helped and sorry if some of the stuff you're reading has already been said, but I'm trying to be random, I really am! Don't forget to review and tell me what you think! This chapter has also been updated with a spell check :)

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Dear Ms. Lovegood,

After carefully examining your behavior last week AFTER you got my list of rules, I'm sorry to say that your behavior is still not up to scratch. I want you to consider these rules along with the others and remember that if I don't want to see anymore bad behavior. If I do, I will be forced to speak with you head of House, Mr. Filius Flitwick.

Other Things Luna Can't Do
Rules Applying To Crumple Horned Snorkacks:
1)Do not dress Draco Malfoy as a Crumple-Horned Snorkack and ask to take him on a walk
2)Do not dress Harry Potter as Crumple Horned Snorkack and ask to take him on a walk
3)Do not ask any student and/or teacher to take them on a walk no matter what kind of animal you ask them to be
4)Do not tell people that you discovered a Crumple Horned Snorkack in their underwear
5)Do not tell Hermione that her Snorkack is showing
6)Do not tell any student that their Snorkack is showing

Rules Applying to Quidditch Commentary:
All previous broomstick rules apply here as well as the following
1)Do not comment when someone scores that "they got it through the big hole"
2)Do not call Harry you "Blibbery-Poo" when referring to him
3)Do not refer to Draco as your "Blibbery-Poo #2"
4)Do not refer to anyone on the Gryffindor/Slytherin Quidditch team as anything but their proper name
5)Do not refer to any one on ANY house team as anything but their proper name
6)Do not shout to everyone that you slept with me to get the job (even if this may be true)
7)Do not point out the shape of clouds if they are shaped as something explicit
8)Do not point out the shape of clouds even if they aren't explicit
9)Do not talk about your sex life while commenting (though I must admit that story of you, Harry, and Ginny at the same time was a turn on)
10)Do not yell at any beater to "hit it harder"
11)Do not tell the chasers of the opposing team that their broomsticks are not functional
12)Do not tell the chasers of any team that their broomsticks are not functional
13)Do not say to anyone that their integumentary is showing in order for them to drop the Quaffel
14)Do not tell anyone that their integumentary is showing for ANY reason
15)Do not say to the keeper "don't let it in the hole"
16)Do not tell Ginny to "get it in there, babe"
17)Do not refer to Angelina, Alicia, or Katie as a threesome even if you didn't mean it in sexual terms because this will cause Professor Snape to explode, not a pretty sight.

,Professor Minerva McGonagall

Note: Your integumentary is your skin, if you didn't know :P My friend told me this a few weeks back and I got all freaked out that something was showing because i had no idea what she was talking about!