A/N:Thank you all for your input and advice, it really helped and sorry if some of the stuff you're reading has already been said, but I'm trying to be random, I really am! Don't forget to review and tell me what you think! This chapter has also been updated with a spell check :)
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Dear Ms. Lovegood,
After carefully examining your behavior last week AFTER you got my list of rules, I'm sorry to say that your behavior is still not up to scratch. I want you to consider these rules along with the others and remember that if I don't want to see anymore bad behavior. If I do, I will be forced to speak with you head of House, Mr. Filius Flitwick.
Other Things
Luna Can't Do
Rules Applying To Crumple Horned Snorkacks:
1)Do
not dress Draco Malfoy as a Crumple-Horned Snorkack and ask to take
him on a walk
2)Do not dress Harry Potter as Crumple Horned
Snorkack and ask to take him on a walk
3)Do not ask any student
and/or teacher to take them on a walk no matter what kind of animal
you ask them to be
4)Do not tell people that you discovered a
Crumple Horned Snorkack in their underwear
5)Do not tell Hermione
that her Snorkack is showing
6)Do not tell any student that their
Snorkack is showing
Rules Applying to Quidditch
Commentary:
All previous broomstick rules apply here as well as
the following
1)Do not comment when someone scores that "they
got it through the big hole"
2)Do not call Harry you
"Blibbery-Poo" when referring to him
3)Do not refer to
Draco as your "Blibbery-Poo #2"
4)Do not refer to anyone
on the Gryffindor/Slytherin Quidditch team as anything but their
proper name
5)Do not refer to any one on ANY house team as
anything but their proper name
6)Do not shout to everyone that you
slept with me to get the job (even if this may be true)
7)Do not
point out the shape of clouds if they are shaped as something
explicit
8)Do not point out the shape of clouds even if they
aren't explicit
9)Do not talk about your sex life while commenting
(though I must admit that story of you, Harry, and Ginny at the same
time was a turn on)
10)Do not yell at any beater to "hit it
harder"
11)Do not tell the chasers of the opposing team that
their broomsticks are not functional
12)Do not tell the chasers of
any team that their broomsticks are not functional
13)Do not say
to anyone that their integumentary is showing in order for them to
drop the Quaffel
14)Do not tell anyone that their integumentary is
showing for ANY reason
15)Do not say to the keeper "don't let
it in the hole"
16)Do not tell Ginny to "get it in
there, babe"
17)Do not refer to Angelina, Alicia, or Katie as
a threesome even if you didn't mean it in sexual terms because this
will cause Professor Snape to explode, not a pretty sight.
,Professor Minerva McGonagall
Note: Your integumentary is your skin, if you didn't know :P My friend told me this a few weeks back and I got all freaked out that something was showing because i had no idea what she was talking about!
