Disclaimer: I don't own Wolf's Rain. Or Bacradi or Jack Daniel's.

Luna: yay 30 reviews! XD! Cookies for reviewers! This time I poke fun at Quent and the manga's dialogue…hehe.

Chapter 6

Quent was angry. Those damned wolves had killed his family. Although…when he had reached their corpses, they were bullet ridden.

Before he could realize the truth, he took another swing of Jack Daniels.

" Come on, Blue…" slurred Quent, tripping over his own 2 feet, " Wolves summon destruction…and Bacardi."

Blue rolled her eyes. Why was her master a dumbass drunk?

So drunkard man and Blue stumbled along the path, looking for wolves to play target practice with.

If wolves could somehow use a semi-automatic, sure; they were guilty.

Meanwhile…

Cheza led Kiba by the hand to a cave. The pack of fools followed.

" Wow, those stones look human!" announced Toboe.

" Do you really believe that they looked human?" asked Tsume.

Toboe and Hige double teamed him in 'Poke A Thon' 2005. Needless to say, Tsume wouldn't be asking anymore questions anytime soon.

" This is a weird place to bring a first date." commented Kiba.

Cheza didn't answer. She walked to a stone thing and cried, " This one is back!"
" Oh…So Cheza's your girlfriend." smirked Hige.

Cheza was too busy with the rocks to answer.

" This one missed you most of all!" she exclaimed, and threw her arms around a rock.

Except it wasn't a rock. It was Tsume, and she was, er, blind; so she didn't notice.

" AHHH! NOOOO! NO TOUCHING!" screamed Tsume.

So Cheza was thrown to the ground and Tsume got into fetal position in the nearest corner.

" Yup, me and Cheza are going out," said Kiba, ignoring Tsume's outburst and sounding much like a high school jock.

" But…what would the children look like?" asked Toboe, " You're a wolf thing and she's a flower thing. The only way to do it is doggy sty-"

Hige clapped his hand over Toboe's mouth; and said, " How do you KNOW about that stuff!"
Toboe just smirked.

" So where's Paradise? Is this it, with the flower corpse stone thingys?" asked Kiba, " With a throw rug and some drapes, it could be quiet comfy…"
" This one just wanted to stop here so this one could say hello to this one's friends," said This One, er; Cheza.

Everyone stared. Except Tsume. He whimpered.

Long story short, Cheza led them into a valley thingy. She began to sing.

" Row row row your boat, gently down the stream…" she sang, her voice feeling like glass shards being pierced into the wolves' ears.

Kiba pretended he liked her singing, and shut his eyes hoping it looked like he was asleep; hoping she would stop. She didn't.

That's when Cher appeared. Who's Cher, you ask? No one important, just some scientist woman with husband issues who has an obsession with Cheza. She was kicked off the committee of researchers, too. Cher grinned, dumbly.

Flashback!

Cher was studying Cheza again. And that's when she made a life altering breakthrough.

" My goodness! Cheza's a hermaphrodite!" she said, " It makes perfect sense now! She's a flower, has BOTH organs and…"

Cher was so astounded with her breakthrough decided to do the only logical thing to do to find out how stuff works. Dissect it.

But of course, the committee wouldn't let her, and…well; now she was unemployed.

End Flashback

Cher grinned stupidly, until she realized that there were dogs lying on the ground with her. And…she wanted to dissect them too. Until she realized how darn adorable the dogs looked.

That's when the Drunkard man wielding rife appeared w/ Blue. He pushed Cher aside and screamed, " WOLVES SUMMON BACLARDI!"

Instantly, all the idiotic wolves awoke. Quent, who was in point blank range; aimed and fired.

He fired it 3 times.

Into a tree.

4 yards away.

" Woah! He can't hit the broad side of a barn!" said Hige.

" This one thinks we should go!" cried Cheza.

" Quent, stop! Their cute, fuzzy, woodland puppies! Don't shoot!" she cried.

" What, are you BLIND!" asked Quent, annoyed, " How can you not tell the difference between dogs and wolves? One's obviously bigger, has sharper teeth-"

" THEIR PUPPIES!"

As the idiots continued to argue with each other about the differences of Wolfs and Puppies; the pack and gender bender sneaked off.

Luna: Reviewer Responses!

BlackRatchet: Hehe, thanks!

AuroanWings: Thanks! And basically all the scenes in Wolf's Rain have to do with an apocalyptic forest.

Suzako: Yes, Kiba IS a sexy Alpha Male! XD!

Kenimaru: I hope I spelt it right! Glad you liked it!
Tea: XD! I'll try and update sooner!