Ash: SING A HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY HAPPY SONG!
Chels: JUNE IS BALD!
Ash: We are out of our minds currently (:
Chels: IM IN CALIFORNIA! And June is really bald…!
Ash: and now we're actually writing this together (:
Ash: (:
Chels: YEA AND I INTERRUPTING EVERY SO MINUTES! ITS FUN!
Ash: ok, you need Orangeblue to live now right? Here you go (:
Ash: (:
Chels: umm … maybe it is wonderful! Extra extra weird!
Ash & Chels: ON WITH THE STORY!
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Chapter 3: Cupcake or There's no roof
Chelsea was currently in an empty room (NOT ASH AND MAX'S bath ROOM!)
"Wow… empty… really empty." Chelsea said it echoing through the room. There was only one thing in there. It was a cabinet
"Chelsea! GET OVER HERE!" Kai yelled. He was close to finding her.
'Uh-oh' Chels said in her very smart mind. (PG- yea right… and Les is obsessed with me…Les-That's not true…Hehe I'm not obsessed with you! Hahahaha… PG-right. Ash-That was random…) 'must hide!'
Chels opened the cabinet door and crawled in, just as 'the candy thief' entered the room.
"EWWWW! Did I just touch a finger!" Chels hollered, giving away her hiding spot. Briskly walking toward the cabinet doors Kai— "I'm free!"
"What's wrong? I heard a crash!" Ray said walking through the door, as the others filed in.
"It's haunted! This place is haunted!" Pointing a shaky finger at the corpse of a little boy with glasses, Chels forgot the poor candy thief she was on top of.
"Get off me women." Kai said, ignoring the body. Then it moved.
"Holy shit!" Everyone yelled in unison.
"Who killed Kenny?" Tyson said like a true blue dumb ass. Everyone except Chels and Ash knew who he was. I mean is… he's alive… or not.
"You guys know the identity of the corpse?" Chels said while kneeling by the body. At that time Kenny was desperately crying for air.
"HE'S ALIVE! HE NEEDS AIR!" Ash yelled as Chels' lips came in contact with Kenny's. At that moment Kai was… red? (WTF?)
"HAHAHA! KENNY HAS A NEW GIRLFRIEND!" Tyson said laughing his fat ass off. That earned him a good jab in the head from Kai. '1. Kai was pretty sure Kenny could never EVER get a girl. 2. Kai knew Tyson, and his fucking huge mouth was annoying the hell out of him and every other human being ever alive, but he didn't know why he was so fucking mad. Why do I care? I mean it's not like he means it… And I don't care…right?' Kai said in his mind.
"Dumb ass, he's dehydrated. He needs water. Come on Chels, hoisting her off Kenny and over his shoulder.
"Someone's jealous…" Ray whispered making the others snicker.
"What?" They both screamed flushing as red as Mars, but Kai turned around and headed for the door.
"Put me down you candy thief! Don't think I forgot about that, and don't ever call my cousin a dumb ass!" Kai heard complaints and demands fade away as he walked farther away from the room.
"Good riddance! You're such a jackass! You can't just carry people on your shoulder and treat them like carry-on bags! You bitch ass mother fucker!" Chels screamed at he top of her lungs now with two feet on the ground.
"Uh Chels… he's long gone." Ray said still deaf in one ear.
"Oh he yea… hehehehe sorry. I just remembered… Ash your wedding. I'm gonna help you!" Chels said. All of them were leaving to help out in some way. When they were about 5 feet away they realized that they forgot Kenny. "Awe… can't we just leave him. I mean it's not like he can move." Ash and Chels whined. They looked at the paralyzed body of Kenny, then at Chels, then Ash or, if you were Tyson and had ADD, your looking at a very nice roof.
"Fine! Bring him and make him live… I'm not carrying him though." Ash said. All 3 of them looked at each other.
"NOT ME!" Ray and Max said in unison. They looked at Tyson who was still looking at the ceiling.
"Oh crap…" Tyson said when he realized he had to carry Kenny.
"Ok, Ash and I are going to get ready, while you guys prepare the stuff and everything… I'll come back later and get Max ready." Chels said, then pushing Ash and herself through the door.
"Hey look, there are balloons on the ceiling!" Tyson exclaimed when the two girls were gone…
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"I want the dress from the 'Helena video!" Ash said excitedly, as both girls rummaged through the closet filled with a bunch of random things.
"I think you just might get it," Chels declared, pulling out a black dress from a pile. Ash examined it then grabbed it out of her cousin's hands while squealing.
"Oh my gosh Chels, this is going to be the best wedding I ever had!"
"You've had others?" A Kai-like voice said. The two cousins turned around and to their surprise, it was none other than Mr. Candy Thief himself. Chels gave him dirty look (not that kind of dirty look!)
"Here." He tossed a bag at Chels and left.
'So much for this sick tension... what does that mean again?… I think it's a song by—'
"Hey look! I found some matching ballet shoes!" Ash thought out loud.
"Ahhhhhhhhhh! OH MY GOD! MY CANDY!" Chels squealed like a little girl.
"I guess Kai's not that much of a bad guy after all." Ash said watching Chels Squeeze the living hell out of it. Though technically it's not 'living'.
"Oh he's still a jerk, but a nice jerk." Chels said to Ash.
"Right … so we've got my dress and shoes…make-up! Oh wait, we don't have any…"
"There's got to be some here. I mean, we found a dress for heaven's sake!" Chels replied looking at a dusty trunk in the corner of the somewhat large closet. "Maybe there's some in there?"
"And maybe we'll find alcohol but mistake it for apple cider and get everyone so drunk that Kai kisses you and everyone else goes bonkers and gets knocked out! LIKE THAT WILL EVER HAPPEN!" Ash said sarcastically.
"Oh, its just more clothes… no wait, it's a black suit, with red stripes… HEY WE COULD USE THIS AS MAX'S TUX!" Chels screamed and started jumping and Ash was soon to join her.
"YOU GUYS, WE FOUND A REALLY BIG OOM WITH LIKE A STAGE THAT HAS ONE OF THOSE BUILDINGS THAT PEOPLE GET MARRIED UNDER AND SEATS!" Tyson yelled the quickly ran off, hoping we would follow, to which we did, I holding the shoes and dress and Chels clinging to the suit.
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The wedding spot was amazing. The roof was over us all (hahaha, Don's stupid) and the gazebo had pretty little roses that climbed around the thing, but most of all, it was black.
"There's a lot of…black." Chels stated.
"No, the chairs are white." Ash said, holding her fiancé's hand while gawking at the place she was going to get married at.
"Cupcake, don't we need one of those rehearsal dinners before the wedding?" Max asked Ash, using her pet name. Everybody in the room was currently barfing in their mouths by that pet name.
"Oh yeah! Maxie, you're so smart." Ash said, still clinging.
"Ok, I'm going to barf now." Chels muttered, making gagging faces.
"You and me both." Kai came up from behind Chels.
"Holy Shit!" Chels screamed, "Don't just show up behind people like that!" Chels was pale, pale as Gerard in the "Helena" video. (Me and Ash are not obsessed with MCR…Ok, we are, but it's just because….well—
Ash- MIKEY WAY!
Chels- yeah, he's hot…
Kai- Hello? Back to the story!
Ash- shocked
Kai, I didn't know you were excited about the story?
Kai- silence
Ash- or maybe your just jealous that Chels said Mikey Way is hot.
Kai- … leaves to the story)
Chels: WELL, BECAUSE OF A CERTAIN PERSON, I CANNOT FINISH THE STORY BECAUSE MY WRITING GROOVE WAS THROWN OFF!
Ash: Yeah….
Ash and Chels: UNTIL NEXT TIME!
To Be Continued-