Orangeblue
Disclaimer: we do not own beyblade… but we do own ourselves…(imagine this in chapter 3)
Ash: stupid fanfiction! STUPID NUMBERS! WHY THE HELL WOULDN'T THEY SHOW UP THE FIRST TIME! HMM? WOULD SOMEONE LIKE TO TELL ME THAT! I HATE BEING EDITOR!
Chels: now you say that but later u'll just laugh… or beat the crap out of something… hoping its not the computer…
Ash: Silly, the computer is Holy and sacred and all mighty. Beating up the computer would be like beating up a saint.
Chels: hmm that's very true and very stupid at the same time oh well…
Ash: teheheheh! Kax Tatiwari! STORY TIME!
Editor's note (Ash): I'm lazy and i'm going on strike so please feel free to laugh at our mistakes (:
Chapter 4: Me Talk Pretty
Chels was still pretty mad at Kai for sneaking up on her, and she was silently going on and on about the pro's and con's for Kai.
'Pro: he's really hot. Con: he's a jerk.Pro: he gave me back my candy. Con: he took my candy in the first place. Pro: he is really really hot… crap why do I keep saying that … Con: reminds me too much of Tala…. Oh Tala… crap I'm thinking about Tala… must forget him… must… crap…T.T ' Chels thought and had a confused look on her face.
"Chels I think that you should stop thinking! It looks like it hurts." Ash said to her very confused cousin.
"Yea you're freaking everybody out by thinking. " Kai said, very much like a jerk.
" You look like you're constipated, Chels." Tyson said, to which everyone stared at him with a disgusted look on their face.
"That was gross, Tyson." The now revitalized Kenny said.
All of them were in some sort of cellar that Max and Tyson had stumbled upon by opening every single door they saw. After conversing about weither or not they should go down the creepy staircase and trying to find a light switch after they did. Fortunately for Kenny, they found it fast and—
Flashback--"You guys, Kenny just got a lot lighter!" Tyson yelled through the darkness of the newly found room. Click! There were several flashes and then a beat up, over-used light bulb lit the room. Bottles lined one of the walls, but the room was full of cobwebs and a musty smell lingered in all their noses. Everyone blinked once, then computed what Tyson had just said and quickly turned their heads to see the, now, wheezing Kenny trying to hold on to his life.
"IDIOT'S! I TOLD YOU HE NEEDED WATER!" Kai said, realizing that he had assumed wrong about them getting Kenny water when he was gone.
"Here's a faucet." Ash said, smiling brightly as she pointed to a rusty looking sink, then turned one of the knobs that said 'cold'. "It still works, too!"
"Well if he needs water then dunk him under the sink. He'll probably fit in there." Chels said. And so they did exactly what she had told them to do. Meanwhile, Ray, Max, and Tyson were still looking at the wall covered in bottles.
"It looks like a wine rack," Ray stated, "…full of," He pulled out a bottle and read 'Martinelli's Sparkling Apple Cider'. "Apple Cider…"
"OOO! Pretty Bottle!" Tyson said, being his usual dumb self.
"Hey Ash! I think we have drinks for our rehearsal dinner today!" Max yelled over to Ash, reporting his new discovery.
End Of Flashback—
Chelsea was still thinking, but making sure no one was watching her make her weird scrunched up face when she thought. "Kai is really hot though." Chels supposedly said in her head, but in reality she said it out loud and what do you know Kai is right behind her. In a little corner there was a little red light on. "Umm not you Kai… I meant the other Kai… who lives in Hawaii…cause he's hot right now because of the whether. Did you know your name is a Hawaiian name? It means "in the sea". Well anyways Kai is waiting for my reply to his proposal. Bye." Chels said quickly and leaving right there,
and went to help pass out the wedding drinks.
When she got there they had already passed it out. "Want some?" Ray asked like a gentleman though he really didn't want to be here.
"Nah, apples make me puke." Chels said in reply to his kindliness. Ray made a scrunched up face. He was currently thinking about what that would look like.
Everybody (but Chels) had a drink in his or her hand. Kai even wanted some. When Kai got his glass and… sniffed it.
'What does this smell like? It smells familiar… oh god,' Kai thought as he looked at his drink. 'Eh oh well getting buzzed won't do me any harm.'
Everybody were wolfing down his or her drinks. "Wow this apple cider is really bitter, but it's still pretty good. What do you think Max?" Ash said to the empty room where the wedding will be held tomorrow.
"I think (hic) that it's really (hic) good…HAHAHA!" Max said laughing and hiccupping at the same time. Max had already had 3 cups of the apple cider. The others were on their second one and so was Kai, but it was his second bottle.
As Chels was just sitting there watching the others get really… buzzed?
"What the fudge?" Chels said as she watched Ray and Tyson do the hokey pokey and singing 'Baby One More Time'. Kenny was found some dirt and put it on his face in the shape of triangles, imitating Kai. Secretly Kenny looked up to him, though he didn't have a choice since Kai was taller, a lot taller. Kenny's computer was still on the table in the corner. (A/N: wink wink )
"Hey! (Hic) Ash we (hic) should have our wedding (hic) now. Since (hic) we have all the stuff." Max said still hiccupping and watching Ray and Tyson stop doing the hokey pokey, but doing the dance steps to 'Baby One More Time' and still singing.
"Yeah! That's a great idea! (Hic) I'm going to go get ready." Ash said. And ran off going to go get ready and find her costume… I mean wedding dress. "CHELSEA! I KIND of NEED YOUR HELP! SO HURRY UP AND GET OVER HERE! STOP FLIRTING WITH KAI!"
"SHUDDAUP! I AM NOT! I'M NOT EVEN TALKING!" Chels screamed so Ash could hear. Luckily Ray and Tyson's terrible singing made it so that no one could hear. How Ash and Chels could hear each other is that they were right in front of each other. They kept screaming and walking to the room which they called "HAHAHA this is our room!" 'HTRS' for short.
As Chels was getting Ash ready for her big day so were the guys. In a guy way… I think. "Hey Max want me to put some mascara and eye liner on you," Ray asked.
"Ray, how do you know how to put that on? And where did you get it." Kai said with a pile of bottles next to him.
"Mariah would always ask me when I was a little kid if I wanted to have a make- over." Ray said very bluntly. All of them stopped what they were doing and stared at him. "I said no, most of the time." Ray replied.
"You guys I think I'm going to barf." Kenny said while having a green face. He grabbed his computer to the nearest bath room.
As he went down the hall, he suddenly realized he was lost and started opening random doors. The last one he opened just HAPPENED to hold two frustrated girls trying to tie a corset on the back of a black and red dress.
"OH KENNY! YOU HAVE SMALL FINGERS! COME TIE THIS DAMNED THING FOR ME, PLEASE! " Chels said cheerfully agitated.
"Umm, but I was-"
"Nonsense, that can wait," Chels cut off Kenny who was about to tell them that he was about to barf. Unfortunately, Kenny was still green as he tied the laces and when he was done he tried running out of the room, but tripped on Ashley's shoes and WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
Ash turned around to see Kenny sprawled across the floor in his own puke, green and disgusting in all his glory. She screamed. Not because of the..err…vomit, but because of what was covered in it.
"MY BALLET SHOES! OH MY GOSH! THOSE WERE MY FAVORITE ONES (besides the ones im wearing for the wedding)!" Ash yelled, with steam coming out of her ears.
"Oh no. Ash, calm down, please. He didn't mean to do that. You still have your pretty red and black ones!" Chels said soothingly trying to calm her. If there was one thing people had to know about her cousin, it would have to be to not piss her off. If you do, say goodbye to your life, or your nose.
"OKAY!" Surprisingly, Ash took it well, after all, it was her wedding day, and she was boozed up. "I'm done, and we need to go clean Kenny up.
When they got back to the room, Ray was on top of Max threatening him with…eyeliner?
"Ash, HELP ME!" Max screamed.
"Awww, Maxie. I think you would look beautiful with make-up on." His fiancé said smiling a very sweet yet just as creepy, smile.
"Fine." He groaned as Ray put on the stuff. As soon as they were done, Max got up and saw Ash.
"You look so pretty," They both said at the same time hugging each other.
"And you look like Britney Spears." Kai mumbled at Max, under his breath to which, Chels heard and smacked him in the head.
"Don't say that about my cousin's husband!" Chels replied. Everyone was happy and still buzzed, except for Kai, who was drinking another bottle because he was somewhat angry ever since he started drinking.
To Be Continued…Chels: damn that was one crappy ending
Ash: NOT MY FAULT! JUST CUZ I COULDN'T MAKE UP ONE DOESN'T MEAN IT'S MY FAULT! It was looks around and points to random object the bench's fault!
Chels: looks at Ash and the bench right… its not the end of the story yet…its just the beginning of a major head ache. looks dizzy
Ash and Chels: REVIEW!