Thank you for the reviews (Dances as she celebrates that she receive 15 reviews) I had no idea people found this fanfic so amusing, and I shall continue to torture Winry and Ed a bit longer, just because I can! Oh and no Ed didn't have the power to lock me in the cage! (Ed and Al are trapped) Bwhhaha, Oh please do not get confused, Winry is now inside Ed body and Ed body is now Winry Body, so I am going to use their name properly. Please read and enjoy!

Disclaimer: If FMA belong to me, Winry and Ed would have been married, had children and live happy ever after, THE END. Of course you know FMA isn't about romance or happy endings, so it couldn't possibly be owned by me. (Goes and cries in her corner) I do own an Ed plushie! (Huggles)

"Day 1"

By: Nyago

"What in the WORLD did you do Edward Elric?" Winy spoke referring that she was now inside of Ed body. She had no idea how to act; she had no idea how to behave. She was a guy…and one that she considers the biggest jerk in the universe. How can she and he get mixed up in all of these? Switching bodies…is that even possible? Did someone hate them enough to curse them? To worst, in this sort of position?

"How should I know?" Ed spoke as he notices how girly he had said that; covering his mouth, he blushed away. Of course he was talking like a girl, he was Winry right now. Someone up there must really hate him, so much that he cursed him." How do you control your loud and annoying voice?" Ed replied as he dodges one of Winry, or rather Ed hand as he tried to punch the living daylights out of him. "Watch it!" Winry-ed spoke. "I am you! Whatever you do to me, you will feel it once we get back to normal!"

"SO?"

"SO? What do you mean so?" Winry-ed got aggravated.

"I hit myself plenty of times, nothing hurts me as much!"

"You are ME Winry; I am much stronger than you!"

"Are you implying that I am weak, Ed?" he yelled.

"YES!"

"Will you two STOP?" As both teenagers shut their mouths, they look up toward the direction of where the voice had come from; there was Grandma Pinako at the door of the room along with her lighted cigar in her mouth. "This is no way of solving it; now does anyone remembers what happen yesterday might have caused this? Maybe Alchemy?" She questioned and looked towards Winry-Ed.

"I never heard of Alchemy switching someone else body, I know about soul transfer but I didn't do any alchemy at all yesterday night." Winry-ed replied.

"And I have no clue where do begin…." Ed-winry spoke. All three began to think, there has to be something they aren't getting that could had caused this. "Winry- I mean Ed-Winry, did you do anything odd yesterday after I left the room? Maybe curse Ed for instant?

"Grandma!" Ed-winry yelled, as Winry-ed giggle. "Why in the world would I get myself stuck in Ed body?"

"Because I am much better than you…"

"What you say! Alchemy freak!"

"Mechanic Freak!"

"Enough!" both stare at each other and kept their mouth shut. This was going nowhere and they both knew it. As the room when silent, everyone began to think: 'What else could have been the caused of this? If it's not alchemy then it has to be something else, right?'

"Maybe the problem isn't a curse; it sounds like alchemy to me" Everyone stares at Al, as they notice that he was already awake for quite some time now. Not that you could sleep with all of this noise going on, especially hearing your brother and best friend fight each other to the death.

"But Soul fusion from one person to another is not an easy task, I mean I seen other people do it, and I can myself but why would I switch places with Winry?" He covers his head in case Winry, rather, his body Winry threw something at him but nothing came.

Silence once again took its toll; the only thing that could be heard was the song of the birds singing outside the house. "There is nothing here to say, so why don't you two get dressed and come to have breakfast." With that said, grandma Pinako left the room leaving a tray of her smoke scent in the house. Al stood up from where he had landed when he pass out and bowed his head;

"Winry, I know is wrong to ask but did you enjoy your gift?" Al had to ask.

"Yes thank you Al, however right now is currently located at the floor along with the stupid letter Ed wrote.

"What?" Winry-ed yelled.

"What do you mean?" Al voice changed; did Winry really hate them that much? No…it can't be true right? Al though in his mind, 'Winry was one of his oldest and best friends in the entire world, she would have a reason behind what she did….right?' Al wanted to believe.

"No Al is not your fault, is your midget brother here gave himself credit when it was oblivious that you were the one that put some dedication into it." Ed-winry replied.

"Watch what you say, you are me right now, so you are technically that short midget you are referring too." Winry-ed defended his body. Ed and Winry stared at each other, as they were ready to kill each other at any given moment.

"Winry, that gift, actually it was…" Before Al got to say anything else, Winry and Ed got into another argument. Al sighed and walked out of the room, there was no point getting involved between them, especially when they were angry at each other like this. Al saw as Grandma Pinako set the table and when to sit down, taking the nearest chair, Al sat beside her. "Arguing I presume?" Was it so obvious?

As they both sat in the living room chairs, they could still hear the two arguing. Taking deep breaths, they both sighed at the same time. "This is getting us no where…" Grandma Pinako pointed out. "Maybe something they did could had caused this, maybe someone curse them with alchemy? Or maybe something they touched that night might have jinxed it?" It was only a hint but it may lead to something.

"Wait, you mean jinx actually exist?" Al questioned.

"Of course, is not normal but there are unnatural things in the world Al, especially with Alchemy been the source of it." She replied calmly, taking another inhale from her cigar and exhaling its toxic into the air.

"What if" Al began, he looked at Grandma Pinako eyes before proceeding, "What if that gift we gave Winry might have magic in it. I mean I know for a fact that Alchemy can be kept inside stone, like the Philosopher stone, maybe that necklace has alchemy in it." Al finished.

"Hmmm" Grandma Pinako thought for a minute before speaking, "Might be right Al, go get the gift from Winry room and come down stairs. I will tell Winry and Ed about it and meet us in the room. By the way, who was the one who bought that gift?" She had to ask.

"It was brother idea…He though it matched her eyes." Al sweat drop.

"Well that would explain…Ed never watches what he buy's sometimes. Plus I am amaze he actually remembers what color Winry eyes are." She pointed out.

"Brother may be an idiot sometimes but he knows the things around him. Especially to those he truly cares." Grandma Pinako chuckle and smiled. "He does love you guys, he truly does…he just has a hard time expressing it. I guess he is afraid…" Al knew all there was to know about Ed, after all he travel with him. Even though his older brother didn't tell him anything, he found out about it sooner or later.

After a few good minutes, Al and Grandma Pinako stared at each other, the room felt quiet, almost too quiet. The source of all noisy was gone as they both notice that Ed and Winry had stop arguing, and wonder if they either killed each other in the progress or ran out of air to breath. They both decided not to question the angry teenager just so they do not anger them again.

"I will go get the Necklaces…" Al replied, walking up the stairs to Winry room. Grandma Pinako sighed, and inhales once again from her cigar. This was going to be hard…not for her both Winry and Ed as they know had to share their punishment for been so stubborn. She grinned; serve them right for not been friendly towards each other.


Inside the small guest room that Ed and Al had shared that night, Winry and Ed took deep breaths and sighed. As they both stare at each other, they notice arguing wasn't going to bring them back to normal Instead they decide talking was the next best thing. This time Winry-ed spoke, "Listen…I know you don't like me-"he said softly only to be cut off.

"Is not that I don't like you Ed, Just that…you are so mean to me sometimes" Ed-Winry took defense mode.

"I don't mean to be rude or mean to you, just…It comes out alright?" Winry-ed sighed and ran her fingers through her hair. "Man this feels so different…"

"Well yeah, you are a girl now, and I am a guy. I don't feel much since well…guys have fewer things that girls do."

"What's that suppose to mean?" Winry-ed said.

"Nothing…" Ed-winry smiled innocently.

"Anyway, we need to get back to normal as soon as possible." Winry-ed pointed out.

"Huh? Why?" Ed-winry questioned.

"I need to get back to central as soon as possible, I only came to visit you guys and drop your gift." Winry-ed sighed once again, this time falling backward onto the bed and raising her hands to look at herself. "If Mustang saw this…I will never hear the end of it." Another sigh.

"Does that guy have something against you?" Ed-winry spoke as he walked towards the bed and sat in the nearest cover of the bed, close enough to be beside her own body.

"I don't know, he always tries to pick on me, always trying to do something to make me feel like a big idiot"

"You are an idiot..."

"Hey!" Ed-winry laughs, as his notice he can't giggle like he wants too. He is Ed body after all; the max he can do is chuckle. "Either way, I can't let Mustang see me like this…Winry come with me to central and we will figure out a way to get back there?"

"Why Central of all places?" Before Ed-Winry got to say anything else, a voice spoke.

"Winry did you do anything in particular yesterday might?" It was Grandma Pinako and she stood smoking her cigar quietly at the door along with Al behind her.

"Um….After I yelled with Ed no, just looked at the gift, threw it at the floor and when to sleep."

"Did you say anything in particular?" Al reply as his grad on the necklaces that was given to her.

"Um…" That's when it hit Winry in the back of the head; she DID mention that she wished Ed was in her place so he would know how it feels like to be her. "Maybe sort of…" Ed-winry smiled innocently again.

"Winry!" Winry-ed got aggravated and grad a hold of Ed or his own hand.

"It was an accident! I just said I would want you to be me for once and see what it feels like to deal with you and how hard it is."

"But…Winry." Winry-ed whisper.

"Wait did you say it when you had the necklaces or after you threw it?" Al questioned.

"Before…" Ed-winry spoke.

"Oh no…." Al begins to worry as he notices Grandma Pinako was right, the stone inside the necklaces was cursed. It had enough power to switch someone else body.

"What's 'Oh no' mean Al?" Winry-ed glares at his brother.

Al had no idea how to break it to his brother, actually he had no idea where to begin, so he though of the simplest and clearest way possible, "Brother…This necklace may be cursed." Al spoke, even gloomier than before. He lifts the necklaces that Ed and he had given Winry yesterday.

"What?" Both Winry-ed and Ed-winry yelled at the same time.

"What do you mean cursed?" Winry-ed questioned.

"Remember how stones can have power, like alchemy put inside of them? Sort of like the Philosopher stone may be able to turn me back to human? It may be the same way, expect in this case, when Winry said what she did, might had cursed you into been her, but since her soul needs to be someplace, it transfer her soul into your body." This was too much information, but it was enough to make Winry-ed laughed in amusement.

"What's so funny?" Ed-winry asked.

"The fact that I didn't even sense anything when we bought that gift…how pathetic I am." Winry-ed lowers its head.

"Ed…" Ed-winry whisper, placing his hand on her own body shoulder.

"You better head back to central as soon as possible" Grandma Pinako interrupted their moment.

"Why?" Ed-winry always wonders, why central? Always going there when something happens, couldn't they solve it at home? I am sure Ed has read about it somewhere.

"Because that necklaces needs to get back to its owner else you guys won't be able to get back to normal." Grandma Pinako said in a serious tone as she glares at Ed-winry.

"But…if we go back to central, we are sure someone from the military will find out. " Al began to worry. What if they reported them?

"Doesn't matter, Winry still me, she can pretend to be me while I am around her." Winry-ed smirked, folding her arms around her chest. "Man these things…are uncomfortable…" Winry said, poking her chest.

"STOP THAT!" Ed-winry said.

"Ehh..? Why? I am you after all, wait… does that mean I need to see myself naked!" Winry-ed blushed, Ed within never touched a woman, maybe a hug but to feel or see a woman naked? That took Ed imagination to a whole new level as her face turn all shapes of red.

"This is horrible!" Ed-winry said worrying tone. It also meant that if Ed got to see her body naked then that would also mean she would have to do the same with Ed's body. After all she had to take a shower.

"YOU CAN'T SEE WHAT'S DOWN THERE!" Winry-ed yelled.

"I NEED TO CLEAN IT DON'T I?" As they both argue, Al sweat drop like no tomorrow, Grandma Pinako sighed moving out of the room without a second thought. Tonight when they have to leave to central, and hopefully have some-sort of hope coming to central. Maybe there, was their antidote.


As the night began to hit, Winry-ed began to pack her stuff and looked around the room to make sure he didn't leave anything behind. Sighing he leaded towards the door of the room, soon to be followed by Al and finally seeing Ed-winry that stood at the door, with all her luggage. "Ready to go?" Winry-ed asked, getting a nod from Ed-winry. It felt so weird to look at himself completely, like looking into a mirror expect you can't feel yourself when you look at it. Sighing, Ed, Al and Winry headed towards the train station.

As they bought their tickets, Al graded a hold of both their luggage and headed towards the carts inside the train. Placing the luggage on top of their seat, Al took a seat next to the window. As he waited for Winry and Ed to come in and sit, he saw den bark back at them as they enter the train through the window. He sighed, getting to central was going to prove more difficult than Al image. If anyone from the military found out about this…

"Thanks for saving good seats Al" Winry-ed smile as she sat next to the hall wall on the train, allowing Ed-winry to take a seat next to the window along with Al. Waving their good byes to Grandma Pinako and Den, the train began to move. Tomorrow they will arrive at Central, and tomorrow it will decide the fate that lead Winry and Ed meet a cruel road of unusual events.

-To be Continue-

How is chapter 2? Good? Decent? I haven't had this much fun writing in a long time. I am glad I decide to get my lazy ass to writing again. Please Review!

Ed: (in the cage) get us OUT!

Mary: hmm…how should I put this, NO!

Ed: Damn you WOMAN!

Mary: Bwhhaha :D