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Ash: Ahhh, summer is finally over. No more of those days where we can just perspire until were soaking wet. No more sitting on a couch eating, a bag of potato chips and watching TV until our brains melt and start leaking out of our nose. Unfortunately though, the sun is still here. OH the HORRIBLE SUN! OH HOW MY SKIN FEELS WHEN THE SUN'S RAYS TOUCH ME! IT BURNS! BURNS! WORSE THAN FIRE! FFIIIIRRRRRRE!
Chels: Oook… .Most of that is true.
(Note: This chapter has been delayed because, well, the authors have too much stuff to do)
Ash: LIKE GOING ON JAKE MOORE'S MYSPACE!
Chels: JUNE IS NOT BALD ANYMORE! (Just so you know)
Chapter 5: I drew a hot guy
"He does not look like that preppy bitch!" Chels said to Kai and he just raised a brow and took another drink.
Then she added, whispering, "Plus look how excited she looks."
"That's because her head is buzzing" Kai replied bitterly.
'Jackass' Chels thought.
"DO not criticize my creation! Or I will give you a make over too!" said Ray waving his hands up to prove his point.
"Ray put down the weapon." Tyson said as calmly as he could. Ray was holding mascara in one hand and lipstick in the other. As Ray tossed the makeup on the floor Ash whispered something in Max's ear.
"I think everything is done…Let's go and get married." She smiled. He smiled.
"OK! WEDDING TIME!"
They're palms were slipping, wet from how long they were holding hands. Chels was taking forever in the other room. She had noticed something on the way out and insisted that they wait for her in the "wedding room." Kai had disappeared once again, and everyone was waiting, amusing themselves with what they could find. Tyson was trying to get Kenny to give him a piggy back ride, and while he was doing that, Ray was trying to get Tyson to give him a piggy back ride.
As Tyson accidentally sat on Kenny's hand, he recalled how he got to here in the first place. It all started out at a Computer convention, or so he had thought at the time. Luck was not with him that day, so as he was walking, his glasses got knocked off his head and into a box. He had seen where they had fallen and went into that box, which had a cabinet inside. He closed the door, and the rest is history. Of course, he wasn't going to tell anyone this story. If they asked he would say that he got eaten by a wooly mammoth and ended up there. Kenny knew for a fact that they would not question his story.
Meanwhile, Chels, negotiating with Kai, had a pair of scissors in her hand and was dictating to Kai exactly what she wanted him to do.
"Cut my hair."
"and wwhat makes you so slure tsat I'll comply." Kai stated, slurring his words a little.
"You're drunk. Now cut my hair!" She replied, shoving the shiny metal scissors into his hands, and taking a seat on a chair.
"It's not very smart having a drunk guy cut your hair…but I'll do it because I'm so nice to you." Kai said, sarcasm evident.
'Wow, that was easier than I thought it would be. Good thing Kai's a nice drunk...' Chels thought.
"I just want you to trim a little bit off."
Just then a million and one black strands of hair fell to the ground. Every single one belonged to Chels, who now wanted to slit Kai's throat with those scissors he was holding. 'I take that back. He's still a bastard.'
"I TOLD YOU TO TRIM A LITTLE BIT OFF! A LITTLE! Not make me BALD." She screamed. Kai's mouth was held into a smirk that, in any other circumstance, would make Chels weak in the knees.
"Stop overreacting and look in the mirror before they kill each other out there."
'I'll kill you before they get they even get the chance to kill anyone else…" Chels mumbled through gritted teeth, as she walked over to the nearest mirror.
"Hoh-Leeeee Shit." She grinned and ran over to Kai, who was walking out the door. "THANK YOU SOOOOOO MUCH KAI-KUN! YOU'RE THE BEST!"
"Oh my God"s chorused throughout the room. Ash said it because Chels had short hair (that oddly resembled Rukia's hair from BLEACH.) Other's said it because Chels was practically hanging off of Kai's neck, and, let's just say, it looked odd. Chels stopped clinging to Kai after he whispered a very scary threat to her, and ran over to her cousin.
"CHELSEA! I LOVE YOUR HAIR! IT'S PRETTTY!" Ash exclaimed. Both girls had big grins on their faces.
"Ok, the wedding, right right. Let me just get what I'm going to say ready…"
"Dearly Beloved…." Chels stopped in mid sentence. Everyone had gathered in the wedding room and was sitting in a white plastic chair, bored out of their minds. Of, course, nothing of Ashley and Max's could remain boring for long. Ash and Max were a little bit distracted by the light reflecting off of Chels's hair, so they didn't notice that Chels had stopped.
'CRAP! I DON'T KNOW WHAT THE HELL TO SAY! ALL I KNOW IS DEARLY BELOVED…. are you listening?' Out of nowhere the song popped into her head. The audience wasn't paying attention to the smiling girl, and Kai was smirking as if he knew exactly what Chels was doing.
"Dearly Beloved, Are you listening?" Ash and Max nodded. It was apparent that they were not listening. "I can't remember a word that you were saying. Are we demented or am I disturbed? The spaces in between insane and insecure."
The bride and groom nodded. The audience nodded. Kai was holding back fits of laughter.
"She's insane." He thought, giving way to his mouth muscles, pulling up the corners of his lips, and forming a small smile.
"Oh therapy can you please fill the void? Am I retarded or am I just overjoyed?" She continued. "Nobody's perfect and I stand accused. For lack of a better word and that's my best excuse. Uhh…YOU MAY NOW KISS THE BRIDE!" That got their attention. Max looked around, then at Ash. Then Ash looked around, then at Max. Then a couple awkward moments passed, until Max finally took Ash's hand and lightly planted a kiss on it.
No one noticed that Kenny, Tyson, and Ray had quietly snuck out of the room…except for Kai of course because he knows EVERYTING.
To be continued in chapter 6 of ORANGEBLUE!
Ash and Chels: Goodbye for now. REVIEW!