Happy Now?

Disclaimer: If I owned Avatar, this would be an episode... Also, I don't own Chi, or Stripe

"Evilly, wanna hear what Da Bear told me?" Stripe asked, lounging on some pillows. They were at Evilly's house for a sleep over, as it was her fourteenth birthday. "What was it?" "He said that on your birthday, whatever you dream about should come true, you deserve it on that day." "Wow-kers!" screamed Chi. "Free freakin' gifts, AND A WISH!" "Alright. But, make sure I get a free ticket to a concert. A GOOD one, dammit. Not The Mighty Mighty Bass-whatever."mumbled Stripe. "And I get to hang out with animals!" screamed Chi. Evilly sighed. "One weird dream... 'Cause I want Zuko to become real, and we fall in love."

Her friends stared, then went to bed. But, none of them knew that they wouldn't wake up in Evil's room.

Chi was the first one up. "WA DA CRAP!" she hollered, waking everyone else up. They were in a forest, with men in maroon armor coming towards them. "Wait a minute... YOU'RE FROM THE FIRE..." Evilly didn't get to finish her sentence, as the soldiers tied them up, and brought them to a beach, where two people were standing in front of a large, black ship. "You..." Evil stared. She reconised both instantly, Prince Zuko and General Iroh. "WOW! WHERE'D YOU GET DAT THING ON YOWR FACE?" Chi screeched, her bright grey eyes boring into Zuko's scar. "Shaddap!" Stripe hushed, glaring at Chi. "Er, sorry Mr. Prince-sama, sir, er..." Evil said, covering her sister's mouth. "What did you call me?" Prince Zuko asked, his eyes narrowed. Chi bit on Evil's hand, making her remove it from her mouth. "SHE SAID PRINCE-SAMA! DAT MEANS SHE WIKES YOU!" shreiked Chi, laughing.

"Maybe she'll calm down after a nice cup of gingsang tea." Uncle Iroh said, taking Chi into the ship.

Evil sighed. She and Stripe had been thrown into a prison cell, then untied. After almost an hour of waiting, Stripe finally stood, and ran to the bars. "GET ME OUT OF HERE! I CAN'T SURVIVE WITHOUT ONE ROCK SONG! GET AN I-POD! GET A RADIO! GET SOME BASTARD THAT CAN SING 'DARE YOU TO MOVE'!" Of course, the guards thought she was insane, as I-pods, Radios, Rock, Guitars, and Switchfoot were not going to be invented for quite some time. Finally, when the moon stared bringing dim light to the cell, Stripe fell asleep on a small bail of hay for a bed. Evil then realized something was in her pocket. A CD Player! She sighed in relief, Stripe WOULDN'T go insane (if she hadn't been before they had come on this ship). "Crap!" The Mighty Mighty Bossstones, Stripe hated them oh, well. She turned it on, and played her favorite song, and started to sing, while lying on the ground as comfortably as possible.

Have you ever been so close to tragedy?

Or been close to folks who have?

Have you ever felt a pain so powerful,

So heavy you collapse?

No, well...

I've never had to knock on wood,

But, I know someone who has,

Which makes me wonder if I could!

It makes me wonder if...

I've never had to knock on wood!

And I'm glad I haven't yet,

'Cause I'm sure it isn't good.

That's the Impression That I Get.

Most people sound horrible when they wear earphones. The exception was Evilly. She sounded great when she sang with earphones, knock on wood. (NO! I SAID, 'GO FIGURE'! NOOO!) Stripe was muttering in her sleep, something about beating 'Two-Face' to the core for locking us up in here. I guess Zuko had a new nickname...

Meanwhile, the guards had drifted off to sleep, so no one saw a figure come in, and relight the candle that had burned out as night had come. He then stopped, listened to the girl singing, and then went back to his quarters.

Chi had fallen asleep from all of the tea, and games of Pai Gou. She was sleeping on a couch in Iroh's quarters, with cups and game pieces everywhere. Stomping was heard from outside, and Zuko came in, shouting, "UNCLE! IT'S THE AVA-OW!" He had stepped on a tea cup, breaking it under the pressure of his foot (It's that muscle + peer pressure...) Iroh woke first, looking like a drunk chimp. "Chi-giiiirl..." he muttered, then fell back asleep. Chi then sat up, her eyes half open, and her hair out of it's pigtails. "Fibe mowe minutes, ma... I can skip da shower..." "WHY AREN'T YOU IN THE CELL?" That woke them up. "Don't worry, Prince Zuko. I'll take her..." As Zuko turned, they looked at each other. Chi mouthed the word, 'teen?' and Iroh nodded.

A/N: Why were Evil and her friends zapped into the Avatar's world? Who was the mysterious stranger that admired Evil's singing? Why do Chi AND Iroh crave tea? Why don't I own the Mighty, Mighty Bosstones? Why am I asking you this! You don't hell know!

Evil: I lurve them Bosstones! -

Stripe and Chi walk in

Stripe: What are you doing?

Evil: AH! You're not the Author! An' you're not notes! Get out!

Chi: BU IT'S DAMN KEWL IN HERA!

Stripe: What's with the Prince Zuko gallery of fan art?

Chi: She DID call 'im '-sama'!

Evil: GET OUT!