(Cries) I never gotten so many reviews for just 3 chapters, wow I feel so special! Forward to MORE torture:D Also sorry for been so late on the update!

Just so you don't get lost,

Winry-ed is Edward

Ed-winry is Winry

"Day 2 with Strawberry shortcake"

By: Nyago

The day began too painful for Ed, first they almost discover his special "problem" and now he had a week before he turn back to normal. Someone up there must really dislike him to a point of teasing him to death. Taking a sit in the outside benches of Central, he, Winry and Al sighed together. What a wonderful way to start the week eh?

"I need to report to Mustang soon…" Winry-ed began to speak, staring at the wide clear blue skies.

"So if you have to see him, does that mean I have to deal with him?" Ed-winry replied.

"As much as I hate the fact that you are the one to deal with him, we have no other choice. If Roy notices I am not me…then things could get worst." Winry-ed eye herself.

"I guess…"

"Then its settle, better head over to see him early morning, I don't want him try and get idea trying to skip my work, like he does." Getting up from her chair, Winry-ed began to stretch herself. "Jesus…I feel strange."

"Duh" A giggle, Winry-ed couldn't help but smile, if he was going to be Winry for a week might as well start acting like her. But the only thing he knew about Winry that she was a mechanic freak, that shouldn't be too hard to figure out right? Walking from their rested moment, Winry, Ed and Al began to walk to the main buildings of Central. Mostly everyone from the military was already very familiar with Ed, so it was now only a matter of placing their hand to their right side of their forehead to greed the fear Full Metal Alchemist. "Wow…you sure are respected for such a short little guy"

"Watch it!"

Another giggle

As they may their way inside buildings of Military base, they were all greeted by all those who all, Winry, Ed, and Al were familiar with. (Havoc, Fuery among the others) "Welcome back so soon Edward" Lit. Hawkeye reply, as she notice he brought Winry along with them.

"Yes, well…" Ed-winry began to stutter, much to the real Ed displease. 'What would Ed say in a time like this…' Winry though…'OH!' and it came to her. "Well I just when to drop by Winry house for a small visit. I hope no one missed me that much, only been gone for a day or two." She chuckle on the outside and grinned in the inside. 'PERFECT!' She yells to herself.

"I see, well Colonel would like to see you now…" She reported.

'Oh just wonderful…' Winry-ed though, 'How was Winry supposed to know what Roy and I talk about? Damn it!' Before Winry-ed thoughts corrupted again, Ed-winry gave me an 'I am ok' look. It wasn't the most assuring thing but it calmed Ed a bit. Walking more down the hallway, Ed-winry turn around to face herself. "What do you usually ask with Roy anyway?" He asked.

"He usually knows what we do, beside is not like I have a report right now. Before we left to visit you, I left a report at his desk that very morning. So basically just ask you a new mission." Ed-winry could only nod, staring at herself with wide eyes.

"Well I hope it is…here goes nothing!" Carefully Ed-winry knocks on the door, waiting for a responds. "Come in" Roy spoke from the other side of the door. Before Ed-winry opens the doors, Winry-ed had grabbed her arm. "Be careful…Roy is a smart ass, he will know something strange about me but if he asks you, just get angry and walk out..."

"But…"

"Just don't it. Don't worry about him is used to it from me by now…"

"Ok…" With that said, Ed-winry walked in, leaving her body and Al behind closed doors.

Ed-winry POV-

Like I expect from my imagination, Military office was full of trophies, awards, and papers stacks, many books in shelters and two chairs that stood in front of a large wooden desk. There in the huge chair, sat Roy Mustang; the Flame alchemist. I gulped and stood in front of the door until I was told to do so… "You can sit full metal…" He replied, not bothering to look up at me from his work. Is this what Ed has to go through every time he gets back from a mission? How…ignorant this Roy character is..

"Well did you enjoy your 2 days at home Full Metal?" He is asking me? Wait, does he expects something to happen?

"Of course I did, I didn't get to see your face at least.." HA There good old Ed attitude. I knew that much about him, actually I know a lot more than Ed knew himself but I am too afraid to let him know that. He already locked himself out from getting touched unless is Al who is there. So if I did tell him, he would probably shut the wall more and never let me go through.

"The same goes for you from me. Beside, I enjoy my time just as good as yours. I had less work and fewer things to ask the military to pay for you." Smart up the ASS, Ed was right, this guy doesn't hold back does he?

The room felt silence and I could only find myself chuckle behind my breath waiting for Roy to speak again. "So…" I began.

"I have yet to find you a mission, unlike you, I am very busy with paper work and I am trying to get it finish before the end of today. You will be dismissed for now…" I took a deep breath, thanking I didn't have to remain inside that room for long. Before I walk out, Roy called my name.

"Yes?" I asked.

"Are you sick, you seem less jumpy than usual" He.is.the.most.arrogent.jerk.in.the.universe! I said to myself slowly in my head. I tried to smile only to find out I couldn't. "Well unlike you, I go outside in the rain and try to deal with the crap you send me on!" With that said, I slam the door behind me, leaving a much smirked Roy behind. "Is that how it is full metal…" he spoke to himself.

Walking down the hallway I saw Ed and Al sitting at the corner of the hall, very calm look in their faces. "So?" Winry-ed got up, only meeting me a few inches from my face.

"I told him off like you told me, I will agree, he is arrogant. Aside from that, he said he was too "busy" to assign you a mission for now." I spoke, mocking Roy words.

"At least he isn't noticing anything strange…" Al began.

"Let just keep it that way…" Before Winry-ed got say anything else, her stomach complained. "I guess we do have to eat something…" She blushed.

"Same…is tiring to be someone who isn't you."

"The same goes for me!"

"Oh be quiet!"

As they began to walk down the hallway a strange yet curious shadow stood watching. "So…is that how it is…" It mumbles to itself. Following the group, the shadow remains hidden until it was time to show itself.

Happy and full Winry, Ed and Al sat in front of a small restaurant that wasn't very far from the room Ed and Al usually stayed in. Complimented with the meal, Ed-winry rubs his stomach to much delight. "Ah I never knew this kind of food existed here…" He began.

"Brother and I know a few places that are good to eat around here…" Al smiled happily, for once him and his best friend getting along a bit better than earlier events.

Sighing, Winry-ed closes her eyes, crossing her legs and remaining in the same position for a good minute or two. "What's wrong?" Ed-winry asks.

Opening her eyes, Winry-ed stare at herself with much curiosity, only to sigh once again. "I got a feel…."

"A feeling?"

"About what brother?"

"I feel like someone is watching us…" She opening her eyes again and look around, something or someone was watching them. She knew her instincts wouldn't fail her even if she was in Winry body.

"I will go take a look" Al replied, getting up from his chair. Walking around to guard his brother and best friend, Al tries his best to look around for any suspicious characters. "Are you sure brother?" Al turns to face both of them.

"Yes…" Winry-ed began but before she got to say much, someone from behind grad her shoulder making her jump at least 10 feet high in the air before falling down to the chair with a loud "Ow!" behind. "What the hell?" Winry-ed panic turning around to see who had surprise her only to notice it was Roy. "YOU" She yelled.

"I knew something was VERY wrong today…" He smirked.

"What! How did you know?" Ed-winry question, eying him with much displease.

"Simple, Full Metal never waits for me to say he could take a sit and he usually very jumpy when angry." He smiled.

"Well I am glad and disturb that you know me that well…" Winry-ed grew a disturb face.

"Is not hard to tell you know… You never invite lovely Miss Winry here, so I though something was up." He was smirking again.

"I am sure you feel SO proud of yourself right now don't you?" Winry-ed said in a smart remark.

"Yes I do" Everyone sweat drop.

"Didn't you say you were too BUSY to talk to me?" Winry-ed glares at Roy.

"Only for you Full Metal, I will stop working" He smiled innocent, Ed only shiver at the thought.

"Here you go…" The old lady said, setting up two short strawberries cakes in the table.

"Who's this from?" Winry-ed asked.

"From me, since I figure having you get scared of your life I though of giving you something sweet, I hope you like strawberry." Oh Roy was asking for an ass kicking.

"Did you know how much I hate you?" Winry-ed comment, eying the cake.

"Too much of my linking thank you…"

"It looks delicious" Ed-winry took a bite, feeling himself go to heaven soon.

"I didn't know you like Strawberry Shortcakes!" Winry-ed said as he stares at Ed in front of her.

"So much you know about me!" Ed-winry starts to yell angrily.

"How would I have known?" She yelled back.

"Ever BOTHER getting to know me better?" He replied in the same if not, higher aggravate voice than before. Both of them stare at each other, too angry to speak. Looking down at their plates, they began to devour their sweets.

"You might tell me what happen to both of them? Roy question, purely out of curiosity.

Al sweat drop and looked at Roy direction, "To make a long story short Brother gave Winry a gift for her Birthday but alchemy was imprinted within and well Winry sort of said something about brother been her for once and at the end they both ended up cursed to be each other for a week"

Roy smirked, how did he knew that much could happen. Only Ed would get himself into such a huge mess, if he was kind of enough to girls, like Roy was, he wouldn't gotten stuck inside her body. Then again…Roy began to wonder. "I guess he enjoys it…" Roy spoke, "Winry does too" He eyes on Winry who was currently Ed.

"Um…Both of you..." Al said, as he tried to control both his brother and best friend anger as they continue to eat their cake staring at one another angrily from earlier events.

"Interesting…." Roy said out loud, 'Strawberry Shortcakes, who would have guessed?' Roy though to himself, "By the way Full Metal" Ed and Winry looked up at him, both their faces stuff with Strawberry cream. "You got a mission; you leave tomorrow morning at 8 AM. Ta-da, enjoy your cake." Roy smirked for a minute before turning around to leave. He waived his hand in the air as he treasures his win against Ed. Then again when does Ed ever win against him?

"That ass hole..." Winry-ed commented looking as Roy began to disappear in the distant, turning her head around to see a clueless Ed-winry staring at her with huge puppy eyes. "Don't do that!"

"Aww why not?" Ed-winry question.

"Is not ME!"

"Well you keep insulting me so I guess I will keep using your body to my advantage!" He comments back.

"Winry!" She yelled only to hear Ed-winry laugh.

Another sigh came from Al, Why couldn't they just get along for once? Al had always wonders that for many years and still today there was no answer. Maybe someday his prayer will be heard.

Fight-o Al! Fight-o! Maybe someday your players will be heard!

To be Continue-

A/N: Bwhhaha :D So how do you enjoy the torture I make Ed go through? I love teasing that poor boy to death, seriously I do! Sorry again for taking so LONG! (Cries) Yes I know this chapter wasn't as good as the other one, but I have to make some sort of Story development… I promise next chapter would be MUCH funnier :3 and more evil (smirks)

Ed: HELP!

Mary: Bwhhaha!