Happy Now?

Chapter II: Buffalo Wings, Anyone?

(I don't own Avatar. Also, I don't own Buffalo Wings, or Veggie Tales.)

Evil woke to the sound of shouts from the deck. She turned off her earphones, and put them back in her pocket. "You two." a guard said to them, "The Prince has requested your presence on deck.." They were tied up, and brought up to the deck. Stripe whispered to Evil, "That's one big walkin' encyclopedia.."

The boat was excited, as there was a huge creature floating above it. Chi was also on board, next to Iroh. "DAT LOOKS WIKE A FWYIN' BUFFALO!" she screamed, then started singing,

Everybody's got a water buffalo!

Your's is fat, but mine is slow!

How we got them, I don't know!

But, everybody's got a WATER BUFFALOOOoO!

Then, Stripe, craving music, started saying in a British accent,

Stop it! Stop this nonsense!

Everybody does NOT have a water buffalo!

I don't have a water buffalo!

We're going to get NASTY letters saying,

'I don't have water buffalo!' and,

'Where's MY water buffalo?'

And, 'Why don't I have a water buffalo?'

Prince Zuko, pissed off, yelled, "STOP IT!" Chi stared, then said, "YOW'RE JUST JEALOUS DAT YOW DON'T HAVE A WADER BUFFALO!" Evil and Stripe snickered, and the flying buffalo grunted. Everyone on the ship looked up, and, as he had planned, Zuko yelled, "Avatar!" "No, flying water buffalo!" Stripe yelled at Zuko. Finally, some bald kid riding the buffalo shouted, "IT'S NOT A WATER BUFFALO! IT'S A FLYING BISON! Oh, crap." The bald kid looked at Chi. Chi looked at the bald kid. "WOW-KERS! HE'S GOT A BIG EARED MONKEY, TOO!"

Zuko shouted, "Fire!" and rocks on slingshots were fired at the bison. "NO! YOU'LL HURT THE BUFFALO AND THE MONKEY!" Chi yelled, mad at Zuko. (It's true!) "CHI! QUITE YELLING AT ZUKO-SAMA!" Stripe slapped Evil for saying that, and then said, "Uh, could we go back to the prison cell, sir?"

That night, Zuko was meditating. The Avatar had gotten away, and that prisoner with the curly brown hair had called him something that the blonde had said meant she liked him. Crap, what was wrong with them? Suddenly, a guard came in. "One of the prisoners..." "Which one?" Zuko asked in as calm of a voice as he could muster. "The one with the curled hair, asked if she could take a shower..." "What the fuck? Where does she think she is?" he stormed out, in his pajamas, and went down to the prison hold. The girl was already asleep, singing another song. Zuko just stared.

It's getting hectic, everywhere that I go.

They won't leave me alone.

There's things they all want to know.

I'm paranoid with all the people I meet.

Why are they talkin' to me?

And, why can anyone see,

I just wanna live?

Don't really care about the places I go see.

Don't really care about what happends to me.

I just wanna live.

A/N: Yessir, my chapters are short. This is my first fan fiction, man... Don't flame me... I don't own Good Charlotte, either... No, I don't know how it became a Good Charlotte CD... It was just, kinda in 'her mood' thang.

Evil is drawing a new Zuko-sama picture.

Stripe and Chi walk in.

Evil: What did I tell y'all?

Chi makes annoying fake dolphin screeches.

Stripe covers ears.

Evil: This is why I can't stand y'all...

(Yes, I'm from the South... I say y'all. But not like them hillbillys... Y'all make fun as much as you want, but the Civil War's over, man...)