Happy Now?

Chapter III: Perfect...

(I don't own Avatar)

Stripe woke from her sleep, and could tell it was pretty late, as she couldn't see the moon from the only window they had in the cell. No sign of Chi, she was probably dancing around with that retarded guy. Oh, well. Wait, who was that? Someone was coming. She pretended to sleep. She could just see the outline of the person, it was Two-Face! What, Evil was singing! He was listening to Evil singing Good Charlotte songs! Afterwards, he left.

"Evil! Wake UP!" Stripe shook Evil awake. "What?" "Two-Face was listening to you last night, you bastard!" "Crap! What was I singing?" "'I Just Wanna Live'..." "CRAP!"

Chi was feeling great. She had slept well, and Iroh had gotten the Water Buffalo Song stuck in his head. All in a day's work for a nine year old. She just couldn't stop thinking about that bald kid with the arrow on his head. She tried to remember what her sister always blabbed about... "OHMIGAWD! IT'S AANG! AANG'S GOT A FLYIN' WADER BUFFALO!" This woke Iroh, and he immediately said, "You know, I need to take you to the cell before my nephew knows you're in here. Don't want to make him mad again." "If yow don't make me gow to da cell, I'll make yow some homemade tea!" "IT'S A DEAL!"

"I DEMAND TO SEE A LAWYER! I HAVE THE RIGHT TO PRIVACY! DON'T YOU HAVE FEMALE GUARDS?" Evil screamed, tugging at the bars. "CAN'T I AT LEAST GET A BATHROOM? INDOOR PLUMBING?" The guards stared. "I forgot what freakin' day it is... I NEED FEMALE ADVICE, HERE!" Evil sighed, and flopped on the bed. Stripe was trying to make shadow puppets on the wall. "Stripe, got a pen on 'ya?" "Hm? Yeah." "I need to write something to Zuko-sama." They found an old scrap of parchment to write on, and Evil wrote a short note to the prince. "Could you take this to the prince? Pretty please?" A guard toke it, and went to Prince Zuko's chamber.

"My prince, the prisoners sent this to you." "What is it?" "A letter, sir." "Let me see it..." Zuko grabbed it, and read the note.

Prince Zuko:

I need to see a woman NOW. She would know what to do.

-Evilly

What did they think they were doing? Oh, never mind. He went down to their cell. "What in the world is so important that you needed to write THIS?" Stripe gave him a glare. Evil was laying on the bed, facing the wall. "WHAT?" Evil must have fallen asleep, as she was singing.

You don't remember me,

But I remember you.

I lie awake and try so hard not to think of you.

But one can't decide what they dream,

And dream I do.

I believe in you.

I'd give up everything just to find you.

I have to be with you,

To live,

To breath,

You're taking over me.

"Well," Zuko said, after the song, "There's no women on board." "Crap..." "What's her name?" "Her real name's Ann, but we call her Evil as a joke." "Ha, ha." Zuko said sarcastically, then turned to leave. Evil was muttering in her sleep. "Maybe... you'll be friends... You're the only one who can teach him firebending, Zuko..."

A/N: Don't own that song, either. It's beautiful, one of my favorites. Anyway, please review!

Evil: I need to stop talking in my sleep...

Zuko: Where am I? Why are there pictures of me without a shirt on everywhere...?

Evil: DREAMS DO COME TRUE!

Stripe: I'll wake her up so she'll do Chapter Four soon, folks. But, until then!

Stripe grabs popcorn and lawn chair.

Stripe: SEE 'YA!