Happy, Now?

Chapter IV: Universe Man?

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Chi had made Iroh his tea, then had slipped past some guards and gone to the deck. In the distance, she could see the flying buffalo, but not Aang. She looked around, and saw a telescope. "Cool!" Chi ran up to it. "Hope this doesn't need a quarter..." She angled it at the bison, and saw three people on it's saddle. One was a girl, probably Evil's age, even thought the height was different. Evil was pretty short for her age. The other one was a bit older, and he looked related to the girl, same blue clothes, same hair. Then, there was Aang, driving the buffalo. Chi stared, until she heard someone behind her. "Why aren't you in the cell?" Zuko's voice asked, calmly. "Uh.." "Go to your cell. The guards will put you in it with your sisters." "Stripe's not my sister, only Evil..." "Whatever, just go."

"Hey! Evil, Chi's here!" Evil turned her head from staring at the candle, to her sister coming in. "Hey Stripe! EVIL!" Chi tackled them in hugs. (A.k.a, glomped them beyond belief...) "Please, enjoy the BEAUTIFUL luxuries this cell has to offer!" Stripe joked, "Cold, hard surfaces to lean on! One, small, itchy bed! Single candle for warmth, and nothing is private!" Chi giggled. "So, how was Iroh-san's place?" "Iroh-san has the best pwace in the world! I swept on the comfiest couch, and we had tea, and we pwayed Pie Show!" "Typical." Evil said, knowing the Avatar show in and out. "I think those are what he usually does." "Oh..."

Evil, Stripe, and Chi decided to spend their time singing pointless songs. "Oh, how 'bout Pawticle Man?" "I want to be Triangle Man!" "And I'll be Person Man!" "We swill need a Univerwse Man... Oh, well."

Chi:

Particle Man, Particle Man. Doin' the things a particle can. What's he like? It's not important. Particle Man. Is he a dot? Or, is he a speck? When he's underwater, does he get wet? Or, does the water get him, instead? Nobody knows. Particle Man.

Stripe:

Triangle Man, Triangle Man. Triangle Man hates Particle Man. They have a fight. Triangle wins. Triangle Man.

Da doda do dadada do dada do dada da da do dada! Da doda do dadada do dada do dada da da do dada!

Evil:

Universe Man, Universe Man. Size-of-the-entire-Universe Man. Usually kind to smaller man. Universe Man. He's got a watch with a Minute Hand, Millenium Hand, and an Eon Hand. And when they meet, it's a Happy Land! Powerful Man. Universe Man.

Person Man, Person Man. Hit on the head with a fryin' pan. Lives his life in a garbage can. Person Man. Is he depressed? Or is he a mess? Does he feel totally worthless? Who came up with Person Man? Degrated Man. Person Man.

Stripe:

Triangle Man, Triangle Man. Triangle Man hates Person Man. They have a fight. Triangle Wins. Triangle Man.

Da doda do dadada do dada do dada da da do dada! Da doda do dadada do dada do dada da da do dada! Da doda do dadada do dada do dada da da do dada! Da doda do dadada do dada do dada da da do...

Evil:

BONZAI!

The guards were pissed off. Not one moments rest with these guys, until they went to sleep. Idiots! Evil had turned on her headphones, and was staring at the candle again. Stripe was playing with Chi when she noticed Evil just staring. "What's wrong?" A pause. "Nothing..." "Wa 'ya doin'?" "I'm not sure what brought us here, but I think that, if it's a dream, then I might as well be able to bend. I'm trying to see if I'm a firebender." "Well, let's get some dirt and a pail of water, too!" They could get the dirt, but they got the water. Finally, Evil imitated what she had seen Zuko doing every episode. The fire on the candle rose and fell with her breath. "WHOOT!" She screamed, then snapped her fingers. "I'M THE HUMAN TORCH!" Fire came from her index finger. Stripe couldn't fire or water bend. "Soon as we hit land, we'll see if you can Earthbend." Evil said, reassuringly. Chi had her fingers in the water. Finally, she lifted them, and a small stream of water came up with it. "YAY!"

A/N: That was a great chapter, wasn't it?

Evil: Time for me to say something to my one reviewer!

PyroJess: No, it's not. Sorry. But, Zuko's going to find out that he's the only one who can teach Aang firebending. I love that song, too!

Zuko: I'LL HAVE TO WHAT! AND WHAT SONG ARE YOU FUCKIN' TALKING ABOUT!

Evil: See you all soon!