Happy Now?

Chapter VII:

Submarines, Goobers, and Japan! Oh, My!

(Let's list the things I own! Nothing, Zilch, Nada! Noodle!)

"WE ALL LIVE IN A YELLOW SUBMARINE! YELLOW SUBMARINE! YELLOW SUBMARINE!" Evil was usually a good singer, but she decided to annoy the shit out of the guards by singing a song horribly. Bet they didn't even know what a submarine was, the bakas. Oh, wait... Submarines weren't invented here yet... Well, let's sing a song in Japanese, then! "KARIKARI HAGOTAE HOSHII SHI! AMAZUPPAI NOMO SOSORAREU WA! DEZAA-TO DAKE WAS BETSUBARA DON YOKU NI YUKOU! TOKIMEKI! TOKIDOKI! DOKIDOKI! IRON NA KOTO GA SHITAI!" Evil didn't know what it meant, but it was something Stripe loved, adored... Think it had to do with food. Zuko stared at her, babbling some language that probably didn't exist... That made him think, where was she FROM? He decided that question was best left unanswered...

Meanwhile, Chi and Stripe were waiting for Evil to return. "I'M FREAKIN' BORED OUT OF SANITY, HERA! AND EBIL'S JUST HAVIN' A BWAST, PROBABLY SKIPPIN' ALONG, BIDIN' HERA FREAKIN' TIME!" Chi screamed, after playing their tenth finger game. Stripe had to agree with her. "Yeah, it HAS been a while... But, something tells me, wherever she is, Evil's making herself look like an idiot..."

"Aang," Katara whispered to her twelve year-old friend, "Do you have any clue who that girl is?" "Sorry, Katara, I don't I remember seeing her on Zuko's ship, though." "Maybe she's a firebender!" Sokka cut in to the conversation, "She's talking to Zuko, probably a way to get you, and escape!" "Sokka, she was tied up, like a prisoner." "Well, she doesn't look too mad at Zuko!" Then, she started singing. "What's a submarine?" Aang called out, but it didn't make it to her ears, as she started singing another song in gibberish. "SHE'S INSANE! SHE'S TALKING IN GIBBERISH!" That got her attention. "IT'S NOT GIBBERISH! IT'S JAPANESE!" The trio stared, including the guards and Zuko. "NEVER MIND! I FORGOT THAT THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS JAPAN HERE!"

Chi and Stripe had resorted to... to... TALKING LIKE NORMAL HUMAN BEINGS! (Duh, duh DUH!) They talked about ketchup, Spongebob, garbage bags, and other regular stuff. The guard was on the bridge of going insane, when they started singing 'I'm A Goofy Goober'.

Chi:

I'm a Goofy Goober, yeah. You're a Goofy Goober, yeah. We're all Goofy Goo-Bers, yeah!

Stripe:

I'M A GOOFY GOOBER! YEAH! YOU'RE A GOOFY GOOBER! YEAH! WE'RE ALL GOOFY GOOBERS! YEAH! GOOFY, GOOFY, GOOFY GOOBERS! YEAH!

A/N: Don't own nothin', again. I love the Spongebob Squarepants Movie! Go me!

Evil: Say it.

Zuko is dressed as a peanut

Zuko: Never.

Evil: SAY IT, PLEASE?

Chi runs inin cheerleader outfit.

Chi: SAY IT! SAY IT! SAY IT!

Zuko: I... I'm a... I'm a... I'M A GOOFY GOOBER!

Zuko runs out quickly, throwing off peanut costume.

Evil: He... Didn't have anything except underwear under the costume...

Evil chases after Zuko.

Chi: See y'all SOON!

To Ginki:

I don't have a purple kangaroo! Oh, well. I'm glad you enjoyed my fic!