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Chapter VIII:

Other Maniacs To The Rescue!

(No, I don't own anything, yet...)

Chi and Stripe had been doing a staring contest for quite some time. Suddenly, Iroh rushed in, yelling, "ZHAO HAS THE PRINCE, AND YOUR FRIEND!" and waving his arms around like a maniac. "Ha, I win!" Chi had blinked in surprise. Then, they both got up, after mumbling something to each other. "All we need is whewre dey awre, an' a pawil of wader!"

Evil was now silent, not saying anything. She stared at the guard near them, who had a knife in his pocket, and he seemed to be asleep, after hours of doing practically nothing. Finally, Evil started taking off her shoe, and sock.. "What are you doing?" Zuko whispered in a bit of a growl, "I'm trying to get the knife..." "With your foot?" "I took ballet back home." "Ball-wha?" "Trust me... Just, make sure he doesn't wake up." Her foot was small enough to go into the pocket, and Evil grabbed the knife with her toes, and slipped out of the pocket. "See?" "How is that going to..." Zuko did have time to finish his sentence, as Evil cut the rope that bound them to a tree with her foot.

Chi and Stripe got their water, but the location was the hard part. Iroh hadn't the slightest clue where the camp was. They decided it would be on the other side of the island, so they started walking around the beach, in search of where Evil and her 'crush' might be. (Did I day 'crush'? I meant...)

As soon as they were free, Evil ran to Aang, Katara, and Sokka. "Who's side are you on?" Sokka asked, a tad rudely. "Hey, I'm technically not on anyone's 'side' here..." "Then what were you mumbling to Zuko?" "You're overreacting just a little bit, Sokka." "How do you know my name, and why are you saying I'm 'overreacting' to a FIREBENDER?" "I just do, and you're a bit of a racist. There, I said it. Zuko's not all bad. You'd know, wouldn't you, Aang?" They were silent as she cut the ropes, and ran for the beach.

Just then, she heard Zhao yelling, "DON'T LET THEM GET AWAY!" and then saw Chi and Stripe running towards her. "EBIL! YOW'RE O.K.!" "Yeah, but not for long, if we don't get to the ship soon!" The three were now running from a mob of guards. "CAN'T CATCH US, YOU MONKEY DUDES!" "TIME TO SEE IF I'M AN EARTHBENDER!" Stripe ran ahead, then stopped, and concentrated on some rocks, and they started floating. "GO, MY MINIONS OF DOOM!" The rocks started hitting the soldiers on the head, repeat as nessesary. "ROCK HEADS!" They then ran off, but in the rush, Stripe and Chi were heading in direction of a clearing, where the flying buffalo was, while Evil was heading towards Zuko's ship.

'I never thought I'd ever even see this place, now I'm running towards a ship that I've doodled in my diary for ages on end... Sweet...' Evil thought, as saw the ship appearing closer. "Stripe, Chi?" Her friends were gone! Suddenly, she felt herself being tied up, AGAIN, but this time, she was thrown into a chamber with red, black, and gold everywhere. As she saw the row of candles, she knew she was in Zuko's room, the PRINCE OF THE FIRE NATION'S ROOM. She geeked out.

A/N: Review TIME!

Goldsilver-Dragoness: Glad I was hilarious for you. Anyway, it's kind of dumb to 'fight fire with fire', as I had just found out I could fuckin' firebend, and that guy's got skills. He's a creep, but he's got skills...

(Zuko: True dat... And you'd better be talking about Zhao...

Evil: Yes, I was, Zuki-kun!)

Kish-Is-Mine(Chi) : Don't worry! You'll get fanmail...

(Evil: Yeah, right... 'Fanmail'...

Stripe: Well, as they say in my little world, 'Fk you all, Eat paste, Drop outta school, and R&R! GOOD NIGHT!')