Happy Now?
Chapter IX:
Issues Can Effect Your Social Life
(I should really warn you when I go on vacation, and have writer's block . I don't own Avatar!)
Evil stared at the room, basic, but elegant. She finally realized it was Zuko's room, and that she still had the knife in her hand. "Baka guards..." she muttered, cutting the ropes off. She looked around, then whispered something that clicked in her head. "I'm in ZUKO'S ROOM..." Evil screamed, ran around, then saw a small wardrobe. It had his SHIRTS in it. She took one, and held it silently. Then, she took off her blue jacket. Under was a pink t-shirt, which she covered with his shirt. "Wh00t!" Evil laid on his bed, and rolled around, screaming. She then took her headphones, and listened to the music.
Some girls are fair, some are jolly, and fit.
Some have a well bred heir, or a well homed wit.
Each one's a jewel, with a singular shine.
A work of art, with it's own rare design.
Meanwhile, Zuko was coming down the hallway, and stopped by his room's door. He heard music, and a women's voice singing,
Dear little girl, you are terribly blessed.
But, it's your heart of gold I love the best.
And, it will be your crowning glory your whole life through.
It'll always be you crowning glory, the most glorious part of you.
Suddenly, the music became faster, and Evil was singing, too.
Some boys can walk.
"Some guys can groove."
Strike an elegant pose.
"When they're really up close."
Some seem to have no faults.
"But, we never like those."
No, we don't!
Zuko opened the door a crack, and saw Evil dancing on his bed, wearing one of his shirts. Why was this not surprising...?
"He'll praise your eyes."
Your malodeous laugh, ha ha!
"Call you more lovely than others by half."
The one who's right.
"My gorgeous prince!"
Will be honest and true.
"He'll believe in me, too."
And, praise your heart of gold the way I do.
"He'll know that, that will be your crowning glory..."
Zuko walked in like he hadn't heard anything, just when Evil was on her tiptoes, so she tripped, and fell off the bed. He looked down at her, his eyebrow raised. (He only has one...) "Er, I can explain?" she said like it was more like a question. "I'm not entirely sure I'd like to know." he said calmly. Evil got up. "Do you know where Stripe and Chi are?" When he just stared, she sighed, "My sister and friend?" He shook his head, then said, "Why in the world do you have my shirt on?" "Um.." she ran to his wardrobe, and took out two things. A red ribbon (that he uses to tie his hair up with), and a VERY farmiliur necklace. "Now, what would a BOY be doing with these?" she asked annoyingly. "This," she said, holding up the ribbon, "Has no excuse. Really, there's no manly way to say 'ponytail'!" (True!) "And, wait.." Evil held up the necklace. "I thought you threw it over the waterfall with your Uncle's tile..." she mumbled, sounding like she wasn't talking to him, but to herself. Zuko just stood there, his eyes shut with an angry look, and fists glowing. "How... did... you... find... out?" he managed to say under growls.
"Wouldn't YOU like to know, Mr. I-Created-The-Zutara-Fanlisting?" "What?" "You heard me! ZUKO LIKES KATARA! ZUKO LIKES KATARA!" She climbed on his bed, and started jumping up and down. "ZUKO LIKES KATARA!" Zuko tried burning her to a crisp, but she dodged it, and continued chanting. This was the PERFECT time for Iroh to walk in. He was about to tell Zuko that they needed to stop a port to get supplies, but he saw a very odd situation. The curly haired girl was waving around a necklace, screaming at the top of her lungs, while Zuko was chasing after her with flames erupting from his hands. "Oh, hello!" the girl said. She then ran past him, out of the room. "GOODBYE!" He heard her mutter, "I hope Chi and Stripe are having as much fun as me!"
A/N: I suffered a severe case of writer's block, please understand! Sympathize with me... (Credit to my cousin, C.J., for curing me of it!)
Evil: My... brain... hurts...
Zuko stares.
Chi: We STILL aren't in this chapter!