Happy Now?

Chapter XI:

All Knowing Evil and Lickin' The North Pole!

(Don't own it yet, nope! Sorry last one was so short... And that I haven't updated in an eternity... Thankys to 1-800-SHARONA-GIRL)

Zuko stared for a second, then muttered, "Who's Sokka?" "The annoying, racy boomerang dude that follows Aang and, of course, KATARA, around." "I DO NOT LIKE THAT WATERBENDING PEASENT!" Evil laughed, and if her hands weren't tied up, she'd probably be pointing, too. "What are YOU laughing at? I'm not the one tied to a CHAIR!" "Prince, I'm gonna tell you somethin' good." This girl was insane... "This is THE WEIRDEST dream I've had in QUITE awhile... And I've dreamt of peanuts taking over the world, you know!"

"So... Whewe we goin'?"Chi asked, curious. "The North Pole!" Aang replied"Woah... can we lick it?" "Lick what?" "The pole, baka! The pole!" Stripe said, calling the Avatar an idiot in Japanese. Chi laughed, then became serious. "Nadeyin, nadeyin, Stwipe-oneechan! The guy's de Avawaw!" ('Shut up, Stripe') "You know I'm the Avatar?" "How many people have a flyin' bison, I ask you?" Stripe said, pointing to Appa.

"No, Prince. I HAVE to be dreaming! I mean...This CAN'T be real! None of it! I'm not on your ship! I'm on a frilly pink bed that I hate in a pink room with pictures of you, Pai, Kisshu, and Ken-kun hanging on the walls! Sleeping! Spleen!" she said, almost delirous. He couldn't believe he was going to do this, but he pinched her hand... hard. "OW! What was... HOLY TALKING WAFFLES! I'M NOT DREAMING!"

Evil screaming was loud enough that the entire ship, and the people and animals about one hundred feet above them, heard her. "EBIWY-ONEECHAN!" Chi shouted, standing and staring at the ship. "GET DOWN BEFORE YOU FLY OFF!" Stripe grabbed Chi by her white t-shirt and pulled her down.

Evil had gotten out of the ropes, and before Zuko could ask if she could have done that this entire time, Evil started pacing around the room. "Ohmigoshohmigoshohmigoshohmigoshohmigoshohmigosh I'M IN ZUKO'S ROOM AND I'M NOT DREAMING! I LOVE YOU, JESUS CHRIST! THANK YOU!" She cried, staring at the ceiling. She then did the unthinkable, the impossible- she freakin' HUGGED Zuko, y'all... More like, glomped him... It was now HIS turn to scream: "YOU CRAZY FUCKIN' WEIRDO! GET OFF ME!" "Oh, the Prince cussed!" "You did to Zhao!" "Yeah.." She got off him. "Two reasons why I can and you can't: One, MONKEY DUDE. 'Nough said for that. Two, you're on child's programmin', you baka!" "Wha...?" She ran out into Zuko's room (Found out where he meditates and where he sleeps are two different places... - -;) and started singing while sitting cross-legged on his bed.

It's been one week since you looked at me
Cocked your head to the side and said "I'm angry"
Five days since you laughed at me saying
"Get that together come back and see me"
Three days since the living room
I realized it's all my fault, but couldn't tell you
Yesterday you'd forgiven me
but it'll still be two days till I say I'm sorry

Hold it now and watch the hoodwink
As I make you stop, think
You'll think you're looking at Aquaman
I summon fish to the dish, although I like the Chalet Swiss
I like the sushi
'cause it's never touched a frying pan
Hot like wasabe when I bust rhymes
Big like LeAnn Rimes
Because I'm all about value
Bert Kaempfert's got the mad hits
You try to match wits, you try to hold me but I bust through
Gonna make a break and take a fake
I'd like a stinkin achin shake
I like vanilla, it's the finest of the flavours
Gotta see the show, cause then you'll know
The vertigo is gonna grow
Cause it's so dangerous,
you'll have to sign a waiver

How can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad
Trying hard not to smile though I feel bad
I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral
Can't understand what I mean?
Well, you soon will
I have a tendency to wear my mind on my sleeve
I have a history of taking off my shirt

It's been one week since you looked at me
Threw your arms in the air
and said "You're crazy"
Five days since you tackled me
I've still got the rug burns on both my knees
It's been three days since the afternoon
You realized it's not my fault
not a moment too soon
Yesterday you'd forgiven meAnd now I sit back and wait til you say you're sorry

A/N: I know, nag me. Nag, nag, nag. Seriously. Ok, how long has it been, a few months? Whatever. I blame That Mew Mew Power that they TRY to pass off as Tokyo Mew Mew, and school. Damn it all! Anyway, this chapter is dedicated to the person who told me to get off my lazy arse and start writing this. Ok, she didn't really, but she showed me that... I HAVE FANS! WH00T! And then it made me realized I need to get off my arse and write. Go-eth me! Anyway, my Youth Group's gonna have a Rummage Sale so... I'm gonna be busy fer the rest of the week! Tootles!

Zuko: And to all of ye other Masaya bashers and Monkey Dude bashers, here's some free chainsaws. Have fun.