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Chapter XII:

Music Night Part One: Blind Date

(The day I own this will be heaven to those Zuko x Katara fans out there! No, I DON'T OWN IT, ASSHOLE!)

Later, Iroh came to the deck, watching Zuko staring up at the flying bison. He then sighed after about five minutes, and said, "Tonight is Music Night." "And, what is so special about that?" Zuko asked, not really surprised that his uncle was there. "Well, I've heard that girl, Ann, is it? Yes, well. I think she should come." "What would this have to do with me, Uncle?" "I would like you to come WITH her, Prince Zuko." Zuko gave him a look much like the one when he had smelled Iroh's shoe. "Come now, Prince Zuko. She can't be THAT bad!" Then, Evil's voice was heard, singing, AT THE TOP OF HER LUNGS, The Naked Mole Rap.

"Hey, Katawa!" Chi said, looking to the waterbender. "Yeah?" "Do yow haf a CWUSH on swomeowne?" "Eh, NO!" Katara said, blushing. "Sure..." Stripe said, her trademark sarcastic self showing. "And your mum's necklace isn't about one hundred feet below us."

Zuko officially hated blackmail. Either go to Music Night with that girl, or be forced to drink a galleon of Ginseng tea. Iroh even suggested something for Ann to wear, but Zuko was pushed off the edge, there. Zuko was now storming to his room, where he found a silent Evil, staring at an opened trunk that contained women's clothing. "What're you doing with this, Prince-sama?" she asked a bit more to herself than him. "Those were... my, my mother's..." he said, closing the trunk. "Oh..." She seemed to tell he was angry at her for messing with it. (I love pronouns, don't you?) Evil stood, and was turning to leave, when Zuko said, "We're having Music Night..." "Oh." Zuko then sighed, he was going to regret this... "Well, I presume your Uncle's blackmailed you, in one way or another." "How...?" "I know your Uncle, better than you think." She then walked out.

The day had been long, and Appa needed rest. So, by the cover of clouds, they got out of the path of Zuko's ship, and landed on an uninhabited island, where Aang, Katara, Sokka, Stripe, Chi, Momo, and Appa rested until morning.

"PRINCE ZUKO!" Uncle Iroh's voice called, from outside his door. "I'm com- Uncle?" The only person outside his room was Evil, who stared for a secound, then started laughing. "What is it?" "I've mastered my impression of Iroh-san!" She said, but the voice made her sound just like Iroh. Zuko sighed again, then said, "My uncle wants you to come with me to Music Night..." "Seriously?" She asked, sounding normal again. "Yes... He even blackmailed me." "Kewl. Anyway, I'll go. You won't have to endure it." "Would you like to borrow something for it?" "Oh, what would THAT be, Prince?" He couldn't believe he was saying this. "My... My mother's kimono..."

A/N:'Lo, Bob! How do? Uhm... I'm just guessing about Fire Nation women wearing kimonos an' all that... I've always wanted to wear one, so NYAH! sticks out tongue

Evil: Hm... I KNOW! Grabs scissors and cuts a lock of Zuko's hair

Zuko: HEY!

Evil: Sets Mary-Sue trap using hair

Stripe: Good idea! sets Flames trap using Aang x Katara BASHING picture