Happy Now?

Chapter XIII:

Music Night Part 2: Beautiful Disaster

(Do I need to say it? Seriously? Alright! I. DON'T. OWN. IT! Iroh rox my sox.)

"Holy Vegeta! This is GORGEOUS!" Evil said, holding up a red kimono with a golden collar, and matching colors lining the openings of the sleeves. There was a pattern of beautiful black flowers at the bottom, and the sleeves were so big, they almost trailed on the floor. The sash was a deep rose red. "Oh, thank you!" Zuko left, closing the door behind him so she could change.

About three minutes later, Evil came out wearing the kimono. "Your mom was SHORT." was the first thing she said. Evil was a little small for her age of fourteen, and the kimono fit her quite well. Zuko was wearing his usual sleeveless shirt with the high collar, and black pants with a dark red belt.

Evil smiled, then ran out to the deck, where Music Night was starting. A sungi horn was playing, and there were refreshments, soldiers laughing and talking, and some too drunk to do anything but giggle, hiccup, and throw rum bottles at random things. Evil decided to avoid those men. She spotted where IRO was, playing his horn with his trusted monkey-statue-thingy. After the song ended, he saw her, waved, and came over. "So, he wanted to take you to Music Night instead of drinking a galleon of tea." IRO said, chuckling. "I see. So, you DID blackmail him!" IRO chuckled again (That's so In Character it's scary!) "I wanted you here, Ms. Ann, because I've heard your wonderful voice, and I'd like you to sing something for the men." Evil blushed, "Oh, I'm not THAT good... I've only done one song in front of an audience before, and..." She trailed off, as IRO probably didn't know what the Three Little Pigs was about, let alone anything about kindergarten. "I'm sure you'll do great!" IRO pushed her onto a stage, and most of the soldiers stared, expecting her to do something. Evil looked at one of the few people looking at her, Zuko. She finally decided on a song, cleared her throat, and started singing.

He drowns in his dreams
An exquisite extreme I know
He's as dumb as he seems
And more heaven than a heart could hold
And if I try to save him
My whole world could cave in
It just ain't right
It just ain't right

Oh when I don't know
I don't know what he's after
But he's so beautifulSuch a beautiful disaster
And if I could hold on
Through the tears and the laughter
Would it be beautiful?
Or just a beautiful disaster?

His magical myth
As strong as with I believe
A tragedy with
More damage than a soul should see
And do I try to change him
So hard not to blame him
Hold on tight
Hold on tight

Oh cuz I don't know
I don't know what he's after
But he's so beautiful
Such a beautiful disaster
And if I could hold on
Through the tears and the laughter
Would it be beautiful?
Or just a beautiful disaster?

After the song finished, she bowed, and everyone broke into applause. Well, the person she was thinking about wasn't. The Prince of the Fire Nation just stared at her, mouth agape. Evil blushed, and ran off the stage. Evil didn't really care where she was going, just running. She ran into a room, realizing it was Iroh's. She smirked, looking at a mirror on the wall. She thought about the fact that she could bend... Well, didn't hurt to try. She would either make herself look like an idiot or prove to Stripe once and for ALL that her theory was correct. Evil was going to perform the sexy jutsu, like on Naruto. On boys, it turned them into some pretty fine women, but Stripe and Evil weren't sure what it did to girls. Evil supposed they turned into hot guys, but Stripe denied. Well, time to find out. She did the correct hand signal. "TRANSFORM!"

The smoke cleared, and the person she saw in the mirror was not herself, but Prince Zuko himself. "HOLY D'ARVIT! I KNEW IT!" her now Dante Basco-like voice shouted. She clamped a hand over her mouth, then felt something on her chin. "My Lord... I didn't know he already had..." Evil heard someone coming down the hall. "D'Arvit, how do you fuckin' turn BACK?" Another cloud of smoke, as the real Zuko enter the room. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?" He saw Evil, but she looked different. She stared at the mirror in horror. Her hair was thinner, and black. Complete with noticeable flecks of gold in her eyes, and a scar on the left side of her face.

A/N: MEH LOVE NARUTO! Hehe... Uhm... Yeah. On what happened with Rita and Katrina, sorry everyone who got hit. Including some of my family who lost their houses in Port Arthur. They're ok, crashin' with us fer a bit... Reading every word I'm typing because they find no other way to entertain themselves... Hehe... Shaddap, Kathy. I am not a meanie. You're annoying. Stop eating suger straight from the bowl, Debbie. 'Kay...