You Don't Know Jack III
By Elektra
Rating: T
Spoilers: Season#2, ep#1. Please watch first before reading this.
Summary: What if the Jack that boarded Oceanic Airline Flight 815 wasn't Jack Sheppard? A familiar scene from Hurley's POV…
Dude. Jack's the man. I mean, at first he freaked me out because of the big round head, but I'm cool with it now. I mean, I thought I was back in the hospital for a second, but I just play it off now.
And you know how everyone acts like Locke is all great because he can hunt and kill boars? Dude, Jack, like took the meat, and he made them into Ciabatta BBQ PorkTM sandwiches and sold them to us for only $1.29 a piece.
For that alone I will follow him through the gates of hell and back.
But I won't follow him down that hatch, partly because, with my size and his big head one of us is getting stuck. Mostly though, it's because of the numbers. Those cursed numbers keep coming back to haunt me and I'm going anywhere but near there, dude.
Jack kind of pissed me off though. He wanted to know why I was scared of them and I said he'd think I was crazy. But he's like, "no, I won't". And I'm like, "Okay, dude."
So I like, tell him everything dude. And then, he stares at me with his blue-eyed dots and he's not smiling. And all he can say is, "you were in a mental ward?"
And I'm all like, "that's all you can say?"
And he's like, "what else is there to say?"
Like he doesn't have a giant clown head? Whatever. That really sucked, but he gave a free antenna ball so I'm cool with it now.
But I still won't go near that hatch.
The End
Disclaimer: I write for fun, not profit and ABC, Disney and Bad Robot, own 'Lost', not me. Jack I. Box owned by Jack in the Box.
A/N: I wrote this for my brother who likes Jack from Jack in the Box and my son who is obsessed with the word Ciabatta. Just so you know, no Jack is off limits as long as I know that Jack. (Except for real people named Jack as per regs)