Author/Banshee Queen: "Ok guys the other day while watching Troy, I decided to try my hand at making a Parody of my own. Apart from Einmonim's side-clutching hilarious Parody (which to be honest I AM IN LOVE WITH!)I thoughtit wouldbeinteresting to see how minewould turn out so here it is. First two chapters a littleof a bore but as you go on, the humour gets better. Reviews would be greatly appreciated!"
Disclaimer: Me no own anything "Troyish" or anything to do with it. Only this. Lol.
Troy Parody
as by the ONLY Banshee Queen
Shows map with screen subtitles.
After decades of warfare Agamemnon, King of Mycenae, has forced the kingdoms of Greece into a loose noose.
Only Thessaly remains un-hanged.
Fades into map & more subtitles appear.
Agamemnon's surly brother Menelaus, King of Sparta, is weary of battle. He seeks to make peace with Troy, the most powerful rival to the emerging Greek nation.
Fades to more subtitles.
Achilles, considered the blondest warrior ever born, fights for the Greek army.
But his disdain for the Agamemnon's noose threatens to break the fragile alliance apart.
Author/Banshee Queen: "Ok stupid boring first chappie up, please keep reading!"