Author/Banshee Queen: "I don't know if anyone has noticed, but there is another Troy Parody fanfic out there which is somewhat in some ways similar to mine but then again not. My dear & goodfriend illigitimate luv child, has also published her own version of a Troy Parody. I would just like to get out of the way if any of you are thinking that we have taken ideas from each other's piece's of writing & copied it into our own stories, then you've got the wrong idea. We have planned & shared ideas together, but each is to their own.
That out of the way I wanna' say that I've somehow easily turned Agamemnon into a horny bastard, real horny, which is kinda' scary." (Looks around room nervously)
Disclaimer: "Don't own jack about jack. Lol.
Chapter 4: "We need the Greatest Ass"
(Menelaus walks into Agamemnon's hall)
Menelaus: "I want her back."
Agamemnon: "Of course you do, she's a beautiful woman who can sometimes be mistaken for Achilles…" (Drools)
Menelaus: "Wha? (Shakes head) Will you go to war with me yo bro?"
Agamemnon: "Sure sure whatever, just give me Achilles & Hector & I'll be a happy man!"
(Whole court stops & looks at Agamemnon)
Agamemnon: "Get back to work!"
Scene changes to Agamemnon & Nestor bending over a table looking over a map
Agamemnon: "I always thought my brother's wife was a brainless, dim-witted, big boobed, idiotic, peroxided blonde bimbo (gasps for breath) and how right I was! (chants) I'm gonna' control the Aegean! I'm gonna' control the Aegean!"
Nestor: "Ummm Aggy? I think you're forgetting Old King Priam & his hottie son Prince Hector who just HAPPENS to control the finest army in the East!"
Agamemnon: "I'll crush him with the largest army the whole darn world has ever seen! I want all the Kings of Greece & their armies of toy solider men!"
Nestor: (shakes head) "One last thing, we need Achilles & that sexy sexy ass of his."
Agamemnon: (drools) He can't be controlled… (whispering) but just wait till' I get my hands on him…"
Nestor: "We don't need to control him we need to unleash him."
Agamemnon: "The man is a heart-throb & he has a great ass but he destroys every card-house I build! I build the future Nestor! Me!"
Nestor: "How many battles have we won by him mooning every solider in sight? This'll be a wicked war aye, we need the hottest ass!"
Agamemnon: "Aaah screw it. Call Odysseus, he'll be able to persuade that nincompoop Achilles."
Author/Banshee Queen: "Hope you enjoyed that folks. He he he."