Author/Banshee Queen: "Ok guys the next two chapters after this are gonna be short ones but the ones after that are heaps longer so stay tuned. I've already written up eight morechapters that are just waiting to be published, so don't go away!"
Disclaimer: "If Iowned Troy would I be wearing this oldT-shirt with holes in them? Yeah I didn't think so...Lol."
Chapter 5: "For the Trojans!"
Scene changes to Phtia, Greece where Achilles & his cousin Patroclus practice sword-fighting.
(Odysseus & his men rein their horses in. Achilles throws a spear & hits a rider behind Odysseus. Rider dies.)
Achilles: "Whoops my bad."
Odysseus: "Sup' man. Yo apart from killing my men I'm asking you to come to war with me aye. There be a lot of hottie's fighting."
Achilles: "Hector included?"
Odysseus: "Damn straight!"
Achilles: "I'm in!"
Patroclus: "For the Trojans aye!" (Swings sword playfully at Achilles)
(Both Achilles & Odysseus raise their eyebrows)
Odyesseus: "Dude you need to lay off that weed."
Author/Banshee Queen: "Sorry bout' the shortness, but I will try to post larger chapters."