Author/Banshee Queen: "Very short chappie..."
Disclaimer: "Dont own nothin..."
Chapter 6: Against Motherly Wishes
Scene changes to Achilles mother down by the water-edge collecting pearls.
Thetis: "I'm making you another girly seashell necklace, like the ones that grown men are SUPPOSED to wear."
(Achilles picks up shell. Crab climbs out & nips him on the nose)
Achilles: "Aaaaaarrrrggggggghhhhh! Goddam son-uv-a…"
(His mother raises an eyebrow)
Achilles: "Tonight I decide, but even if you tell me what ma future is, I'm still gonna' go deliberately against your motherly wishes like the sexy, arrogant hero I am."
Thetis: "Whatever. Did I ever tell you, you were an illegitimate child?"
(Achilles grumbles & stalks off)
Author/Banshee Queen: "Next chappie alot longer."