Author/Banshee Queen: "Ok I must apologize fora naughty word in the name of chapter ten. It was a bit rude but there is a good reason behind it, it ties in with a conversation between Briseis & Achilles. Again my apologies."
Disclaimer: "Ok I feel like I'm repeating myself here..."
Chp 10: What's Your Name…Bitch
Scene changes & we see the camera moving across Troy's beach. Down below are men unloading stocks from the ships. A solider looks up at the camera.
Soldier: (Waves to camera) "Hi mum! Look mum I'm on film!" (Waves at camera excitedly)
(Achilles walks along the beach making his way to his tent. Ajax calls his name & Achilles turns around.)
Ajax: "I'm honoured to moon with you mate."
Achilles: "As am I." (Looks at Ajax) "Dude put a shirt on."
(Ajax walks off.)
Achilles: "Yo Odysseus I think you need to get a check-up on the motor of your boat aye. Go any slower & the cops will arrest you."
Odysseus: "Meh I don't mind, I think you need to check the length of that loin-cloth you're wearing…"
Achilles: (Under breath) "Pushover…"
(Eudorus & Patroclus fall into line on either side of Achilles)
Eudorus: "I've got something to show you."
Achilles: "Aaah do you think this is the right time?"
Eudorus: "Yeah why?"
Achilles: "Ummm dude we're in public. Don't you think you should leave this to later when we're somewhere private?"
Eudorus: "No why? I could show you right here if you want to." (Eudorus starts unbuckling his belt)
Myrmidons, Achilles, Patroclus: (Wave hands in protest & look away) "No no no no no no no no no!"
Eudorus: Stops short "No? Well ok." (Fixes belt)
(Myrmidons, Achilles & Patroclus all let out sigh of relief)
Achilles: "Ok, now what did you want to show me?"
(Eudorus starts unbuckling his belt again)
(Myrmidons & Patroclus procede to throw up)
Achilles: "No no no no no! Apart from that Eudorus! Apart from that!"
Eudorus: "Oh, there's a girl in your hut we captured from the temple."
Achilles: (Walking into hut past Eudorus under his breath) "Freak…"
Eudorus: "The men found her hiding in the temple, like the sissy scardy-cat woman that she is."
Briseis: "Ummm did it ever occur to you asshole that I AM a woman?"
Eudorus: (Rolls eyes. To Achilles) "They thought she'd umm, amuse you."
Briseis: "Amuse this…" (Camera blurs Briseis' index finger)
Eudorus: "Woman…" (Walks off)
Achilles: "What's your name bitch?"
Briseis: "Did you just call me bitch?
Achilles: (Shakes head & rolls eyes) "Yes…(Under breath) Bitch…"
Briseis: "Hey I heard that! Even the servants of Apollo have names."
Achilles: "Oh yeah? And what's yours? Bitch?"
Briseis: "You know you're soooooo immature!"
Achilles: (Straightens) "No I just have the surety that I have the lead role in this movie, will be paid the most & have the MOST firmest, tanned & shapely ass! So there! Here I'll prove it!" (Moons camera)
(Lens of camera breaks)
Briseis: Shudders "Oh God…"
Achilles: "Yeah well he aint gonna' save you either. Don't need to fear me girl, you're the only Trojan who can say that, since you know you're the only Trojan I'm gonna' bone…
Briseis: (Looks pale) "The Sun God will have his vengeance for you killing his priests!"
Achilles: "Mmm hmm, you keep telling yourself that & you'll go crazy."
Briseis: "You wouldn't know anything about the Gods."
Achilles: "Girl I know more bout' the Gods than your priests, I've seen them & trust me it ain't a pretty sight." (Shudders) "You're royalty, spent years talking down to men." (Bends down to smell Briseis' hair) "Hey! Is that Herbal Essence I smell?"
Briseis: "Pantene idiot…"
Achilles: "What your name…(Under breath) Bitch…"
Briseis: (Rolls eyes) Briseis…bastard…"
Achilles: "Are you afraid…(Almost says naughty word but Briseis gives him the evil eye) Briseis…"
Briseis: "Should I be?
(Eudorus poke's head into hut)
Eudorus: "My Lord the-
Achilles: (Squints his eyes in disgust) "Not now Eudorus! Geez! How many times do I have to tell you I don't wanna' see-
Eudorus: "No My Lord, the kings are gathering for the victory & Agamemnon requests your presence."
(Achilles slowly opens his eyes)
Achilles: "Oh, ok. (Shudders) God that's always death."
Briseis: (Muttering under her breath) "Men…"
(Eudorus shakes his head at Achilles as he walks off)
Briseis: "What do you want here in Troy? You didn't come for the blonde did you?"
Achilles: "I want what all men want. I just want it more." (Winks & pouts at Briseis)
Briseis: (Shifts uncomfortably)
Author/Banshee Queen: "Next chapter is a good one, it's long enough for my humour & if there's too much of that, I'm sure you'd go insane."