Shashomiru: This was originally a Revenge fic so please void the random minor comments throughout the first chapter. A temporary replacement for A Chibi Story. (May it rest in peace...(See profile for more info.))

Disclaimer

Hack:Yugioh and it's charactersis owned neither by me nor the fool above.... ??? is me. Laugh.

Shashomiru: But the Faerie is owned by me. MINOR SETO BASHING.

One day sweet little Seto was walking down a dirt path, minding his merrily own business, doing his own work, driving his own caaarr... He ran into a little boy who appeared to be hurt. He had fallen off his bicycle and scraped his knee.

Seto knew he had far too much to do and had no time to mess around with little children so he continued forth, ignoring the hurt child.

"….Excuse me mister…" The child looked up at Seto, his cheeks stained with tears. He had OBVIOUSLY been there for a while.

"I-I fell off my bike and my leg hurts really bad. Could you help me….get my mommy?"

"Mommy? I have no time for bratty little children like YOU. Now if you don't mind, I have a lot to do today." Seto SELFISHLY responded. As expected. Duh!

"But-but Mister--"

"You heard me kid so BACK OFF!!" He yelled at the poor child and continued to leave him there-- HELPLESSLYYYYYYY.

The child began to cry because of Seto's selfish, inconsiderate, MISERABLE, MEAN, BUTT-SUCKING… conclusion. Eheh heh.

As he continued to walk forward the child all of a sudden halted his crying. Seto stopped and turned to the child to see him lying motionless next to his bike…WHERE SETO HAD LEFT HIM.

"Kid…" The child did not respond. "Kid. Hey kid, answer me when I'm talking to you!" The child still did not answer him. He walked over to the boy and bent down to grab the collar of his shirt to yell in his face to get his attention, only to be caught off guard and the child grabbed HIS.

The child sat up holding Seto's collar.

"UHH!!"

He said in a creepily strange voice, "You selfish inconsiderate fiend!" The sky grew dark and cloudy as lightning began to light up the sky. "That is all that you are! You will pay for your sins! I curse you Seto Kaiba. I curse you with BAD LUCK…for the rest of your life. MWAHAHAHAHAHAAA! MWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!! Bye now."

With that, the sky cleared and the boy disappeared, along with the bike, and they were nowhere to be found.

"…….weird." He stood and brushed himself off.

He continued walking when he noticed that the sky was getting darker. "Oh, great. Another freak storm." He spoke sarcastically and mimicking the boy in Mr. Funny Bunny's voice acting like a MORON (You hear that? I CALLED HIM A MORON)), "I guess maybe it's the scary curse. I better run to Mokuba before I wet my pants!' Moron."

He continued walking only to notice that it had gotten even darker. It began to sprinkle a bit but SETO DIDN'T CARE. The rain began to come down harder, and harder, and harder, and harder, AND…well… I think that's as hard as it's gonna get.

He began to run when he heard crashing noises behind him. He turned around to see the most bizarre thing he had probably ever seen since Yugi's hair.

"What in the-- a flying cow? Wait…..TORNADO!!!" He began running faster but the funnel just kept getting closer until it finally SUCKED HIM UP!! (Hahahahahaa! YAY!)

"AHHHH!! I'M GOING TO DIE!!" Alas!! Noone cares...He kept spinning and tried to grab onto anything he could for his dear little ol' life.

"I'm getting sick…"Excellent. He kept going until he was knocked in the head by some big object…oh yeah! It was Pegasus's fingernail polish supply. "Pegasus has been here…"

He passed out and everything got black………. and quiet……………. and… ITCHY!

"Hnnn…"

"I think it's alive. Do it again."

"UhhhhhaaaaaaaAHEY!!" Seto stood up quickly.

"HAH! Told you it was alive! Now fork it over!" A boy stuck out his hand.

"Fine…" A second boy handed the first boy a nickel.

"A-a nickel? What's that for?"

The two boys looked at him.

"Oh my-- what's wrong with your faces?!"

The two boys looked at each other and back at Seto. They were horribly ugly (Though they cannot compare to Seto). Both of their eyes were diagonal (Longitude or whatever). They both had deformed noses and looked like they had jut come out of some fire factory. (My fire factory perhaps? ???: Pyro.)

Both of the boys started to giggle. "We both betted a nickel on you to see if you were alive or not."

"A nickel? Why just a nickel?"

"Well we knew you weren't worth a DIME or anything."

"What?!" He began scratching frantically. "And what did you put on me?!"

Both of the boys smiled and shoved a bottle in his face and yelled, "ITCHING POWDER!!" They both ran off laughing.

"Hey you little brats!! Where am I?" He stopped and stood there scratching himself. He looked around and noticed that everything was like…like…SOME HORRIBLE FAIRYTALE!! YYIIIIhh. I can't even explain it! (Well actually I'm too lazy to explain it.)

A weird glowing bubble appeared and started floating towards him. He expected it to get bigger…but…it didn't. It was only the size of a bowling ball when it started floating in his face. He glared at it and poked it with his finger. But not without getting an electrical shock in return.

"GAAAAAAHHH!! Oohh…" He fell to his knees feeling dizzy.

A small figure stood up before him a brushed it's clothes off. "Stupid. Have not you ever heard of a defense mechanism?"

"Uuuhhh…" He turned a little pale.

"Hey, are you alright?" She stared up at him in a bit of concern.

Seto shook his head. "Okay? OKAY!?!? I have just been knocked around in a funnel, thrown on the ground in this…weird…nightmare! I'm covered in itching powder, I've been shocked by you and you want to know if I'm OKAY?!?!" He yelled at the fairy angrily and continued to scratch.

"….Pretty much." They both glared at each other for a while. Seto fell backwards onto the ground.

"…Forget it…Now what in the hell were those monstrosities?" He looked up at the fairy.

She flew over to him and landed on his chest. "Them? They were the Humpchkins, that they were."

"What?!" He sat up quickly causing the fairy to fall into his lap. He got on his knees and got really close to her, she crawling back a bit.

"Do you take me for a fool? Do you know what you are saying, or are you so small there's no room for your brain?!" He glared at her for a moment.

"Now, why would I lie about something like that, Seto?"

"Wait… How did you know my name?" He looked at her puzzled.

"……I've been expecting you."

"All of you?"

"No. Humpchkins are not very bright at understanding anything here."

"….Oh. Now tell me…where the freak am I?!" He yelled at the fairy.

"Are you sure you want to know?"

He grabbed her by the back of her little scruff and held her up close to his face.

"…..YES!" He dropped her on the ground again.

She stood up and brushed herself off. "Well, if you're going to be so rude maybe I don't want to tell you." She picked up her oversized wand, straining, supported it on her shoulder and turned to walk away. Seto put his hand in front of her.

"Wait. You're not leaving until I get some information!"

"I'm not telling you anything." She flew up over his hand.

"No!" He pinched her wings, holding her back.

"Aaahhhh!!" She yelled out in pain. (obviously!)

Seto gasped and released. She fell to the ground.

He picked her up with both hands and looked at her.

"Are you alright?"

She breathed heavily in his hands and sat up.

"Never touch my wings. That…that really hurts. But yes. I'm fine."

"Good." He dropped her on the ground again. "I need to know how to get the hell out of here."

The fairy began to grow agitated. "Well. I'm sorry Mr. Seto but that is not possible here, that it isn't."

"What?!" He picked her up by her back collar again. "What do you mean?!"

"Umm…you can't leave here, there's no way to go, you're out of luck. That's about it."

Once again he dropped her on the ground.

"Will you please quit doing that? It hurts." She rubbed her back.

"What am I going to do? I'm stuck here in 'Freakland' with a stupid fairy!" Heremarked himself.

"Actually, I'm a lot smarter than you claim. I know all about this world and how to get out of it, that I do!" She put her hand on her hip, still supporting her wand.

"Ahhh. So you do know how to get out of here."

"Oops!" She covered her mouth.

Seto quickly grabbed the fairy. She dropped her large wand as he held her tight.

"Listen to me, you little witch. You'll tell me how to get out of here or I'll crush every little bone in your tiny little body..." He tightened his grip as she gasped for air.

"….fffine…"

"Good. Eh heh heh." He loosened his grip. She sighed. "Now." He grabbed her tiny cheeks between his fingers. "Tell me."

She was panting for a while before she answered. "….I….I can't tell you."

"You better…" He tightened his grip once again.

"Ah, ah….I-I …can't tell you…but-but I can show you--!!!"

"Grrrrr…fine." He opened his hand and, once again, she fell to the ground.

She sat and clasped her chest panting heavily. "My. You sure are…violent."

"You should see me in a bad mood." He grinned at her evilly.

"Yes, well. Very well. But first I have to go through some rules. The only important rule is to Keep Off The Grass At All Times."

"Really? What are the other rules?"

"Uumm-- th-they're not important. Now let's get back on schedule. Seto, look up."

He looked up.

"Now look down at your feet."

He directed his attention to his feet. "Why am I doing this?"

"Look at what you've stepped in."

Seto lifted up his foot. "Oohh, sick!" He began shaking his foot.

"Heh heh heh. Serves you right Mr. Salty. That's exactly what you've gotten yourself into."

Shashomiru: Yesh.

Hack: Ahem.

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