Shashomiru: I hate this story so much.
Hack: I'm sure other people do too.
Shashomiru: Oh well. If people enjoy it then I do too. cough Yeah right. cough cough
Hack: Just do it and get it over with.
Shashomiru:-sigh- Yes, Miss Kaoru.
"Follow the Trail of Blood… wonder what it came from." Seto shook his head. "Well this is Freakland after all. Who cares? Now what the hell is that?"
Seto walked over to what appeared to be a Scarecrow on a post.
"Hn. Well whatever it is it's ugly."
"Hello." The Scarecrow said without moving.
"What the— did you say something?"
"You've got nice hair."
"Yeah and you've got awful hair. Hey, now that I mention it… Yugi?" Seto took a step back.
"I'm not Yugi."
"Then stop looking at me… you're starting to freak me out."
"I can't stop looking. I'm the Starecrow." The Starecrow continued to gaze at Seto. "You've got pretty eyes."
"Stop it!! Geez. I'm not surprised you can scare crows."
"But that's my job, Seto. I'm the Starecrow."
"I said-- how did you know my name?" Seto walked up to the Starecrow.
"Because I told him." The Fairy appeared,fluttering behindSeto.
"Wha? Wait, wait, wait! Now I'm confused!" He put his fingers in his hair.
"Actually, it's pretty easy to understand. I forgot to give you something." The Fairy shifted her large wand.
"Oh, yay. Did you come to bring me a basket of goodies to take to Grandma's house?"
"Oh, could you?" The fairy smiled at Seto.
"I was being sarcastic!!"
"And so was I…. My Grandmother died nearly 5,000 years ago." The Fairy looked down.
"Wh-what?"
"But I did come to bring you something. Do you remember in "The Wizard of Oz" that Dorothy had a dog named Toto?" The fairy tilted her head.
"Yeah. So?" Seto sat on the ground.
"Well, since this story is supposed to be about torture to you and an adventure to reverse a curse--"
"Wait, wait, wait, wait." Seto interrupted. "Where are you going with this?"
"Ahem. Well I think that maybe you should have a pet companion like Toto. Seto… meet Fro-fro!" The Fairy pointed her Wand in front of them and there appeared an Otter.
"What the hell?!" Seto scooted back.
"Don't say that word."
"Hell, hell, hell, hell, hell." Seto crossed his arms. The Otter ran up to Seto and began sniffing him.
"Seto, I'd like for you to meet Fro-Fro. Fro-Fro the Otter. He will be joining you on your adventure." She put on a big smile. "Just think of him as a… pet."
"A pet?! I won't even let Mokuba have a dog!!" Fro-Fro licked Seto's hair. "Eeyuuugh. Get off of me!!" He wiped the slobber off his head and slungit off his hands. "He sure acts like a dog though."
"Here's a basket of goodies. Not for Grandma but for Fro-Fro." She handed the basket of goodies to Seto.
Seto looked inside of the basket. "Pudding Snacks?" He stared at the basket in confusion.
"Mhm." She closed her eyes and smiled. "His favourite. Give one to him."
"Uhhh." Seto took out one of the cups and handed it to Fro-Fro.
He took it out of Seto's hand with his mouth, openedit and began licking the pudding.
"Teehehe. He's so cute." The Fairy landed on the ground.
"It's disgusting. Do I have to take him with me?"
"You know, he's kinda vicious."
"Vicious?! He's an Otter who's obsessed with Pudding Snacks!" Seto watched in disgust as Fro-Fro opened the basket and took out another cup of Pudding. "Mmm. That's sick."
"Well deal with it. Because from what I see you're going to be with him for a very long time." The Fairy flew up again.
"What's that supposed to mean?" Seto stood up.
"I can see right now that if you don't fix your attitude then you could be stuck here for all eternity."
"Like Scary over there?"He pointed to the Starecrow.
"Heellooo." He waved at them both. "You're a very pretty fairy." He smiled at them both.
"Hmhm. Why thank you, Starecrow."
"Never mind. He's just very stupid." Seto crossed his arms.
"Whatever. Well, I've got to get going, that I do. Be careful, Seto. Catch ya later." She turned into a bubble and once again drifted off.
"Bye bye." Starecrow waved to the fairy.
"Okay, stupid. Now what should I do?"
"Well… Do you think you could get me down? I've been here for a very long time."
"Whatever." Seto walked over to the Starecrow and began searching for a way to get him down. "Here we go."
"Gah!" The Starecrow hit the ground. "Ouch. That hurt! Ahahahahahaa!"
"Now YOU are freaking me out. Let's just go." Seto began walking away.
"Wait. We still have to sing our song."
Seto stopped. "WHAT SONG?"
"Iiif I only had a--"
"NO!! I'm leaving now!!!" Seto covered his ears and began walking.
"But we have to sing it! It's the best thing for us to do!" The Starecrow followed after.
"Iggy?" Fro-Fro Grabbed the basket in his mouth and ran after them both.
Shashomiru: Yaaaaaaay.
Hack: I can't wait until this story is done.
Shashomiru: Haahahaha, that won't be for a very long time... ...............Please leave a review. x.x
