Shashomiru: Ja my first reasons for hating this story was... I can't remember XD it's history

???: What?

Shashomiru: Yep.

"Follow the red trail of Blood. Follow the red trail of Blood. Follow, follow, follow, follow--"

"If you don't shut up then your blood will be part of this trail." Seto interrupted annoyed and angry.

"That doesn't sound good. But it's so pretty and red." Starecrow gazed at the glistening blood in amazement.

"Oh. So you think it's pretty?" Seto said from behind the Starecrow.

"Mhm." He responded, still gazing at the blood.

"How would you like a close up of the pretty trail of blood?"

"Oh, that would be wonderful!" Starecrow clasped his hands together.

Seto lifted his foot and shoved Starecrow into the long puddle of blood. He bursted into a prolonged laughter.

"Mph. Plah. That wasn't very nice."

"Aahahahahahaa!! So?!" Seto grasped his stomach, still laughing.

Starecrow stood up and put his arms out, covered in the blood. It dripped from his sleeves and drizzled from his face.

"Boy. You look like you just committed the worst case of homocide in history." Seto shook his head.

"Mmm. Blood." Starecrow began licking the blood from his hands. (Aren't I evil?)

"Uugh! Stop that!! It's gross!!" Seto turned his head.

"Preeetty…. tasty." He continued to lick his hands.

"Dono giddy do. Gi gi gohaku. She gahume. Chichidono!" Fro-Fro hopped up and down, the basket of goodies in his mouth.

"Wha…? You practically spoke. What did you say?" Seto looked down at Fro-Fro.

"Grr." He walked up to Seto and gave him the basket. He then walked over to Starecrow and bit into the leg of his pants. They began walking again.

"What? Hey!! I'm not carrying your stupid basket of Pudding! I'm not your maid!!" Seto complained as he waved the basket around. Fro-Fro and Starecrow kept walking ashe looked at the basket and then back to them. "H-hey! Wait for me!!"He ran after them.

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"God, I'm starving. Where the hell can you get some food when you're hungry?!" Seto looked at the basket that hung from his arm and began to sweat. He took a peak in the basket and Fro-Fro began growling.

"Well fine then!!" Seto crossed his arms. "I don't want your stupid pudding anyway… What the…-- heeeey! There's something I can eat!"He looked at a tree and saw on the branch a nice, plump peach. The trees were full of them.

"Ahahahaa."He ran up to the tree, and pulled off the Peach.

"Wait. Seto--"

"Shut up! Can't you see I'm busy!? Mmm…" Seto went to bite into the peach when the tree snatched it away from him and slapped him upside his large, overly-sized head.

"Ow! Hey!!"He covered his head and wobbled back to Fro-Fro and Starecrow.

"What do you think you're doing? You can't just take a Peach without asking!" The tree shook the peach around.

"Holy crap! Did that tree just speak?!"He rubbed his head while he stood on his knees.

"It's rude to take things without asking. I should teach you a lesson!" The treehurled the peach into Seto's head.It began laughing as Seto looked up angrily to it.

"Now, tree. That wasn't very nice. I think you should apologize for hurting Seto's feel--"

"Damn you!! I was gonna eat that!! I'LL KILL YOU!!!!!" Seto quickly grabbed an ax he had found nearby and ran up to the tree. "I HATE YOU!!!"

"Seto no!!" The Starecrow took a step forward.

Seto began striking the tree with the ax. He had snapped. "Aaahahahahahaaa!!!" He threw down the ax and pulled out a small package of matches he had in his back pocket.

"Um… Seto?"

He pulled out one of the matches and struck it several times. He threw it down and pulled out another. After striking that one a few times, he threw it down and pulled out another. After several matches, one finally lit. He tossed it at the bottom of the tree. It instantly caught flame.

Seto began jumping up and down, urging the fire to burn more. "Burn, burn, burn, damn you!!!! Aaahahahahahahahahahaaa!!!! Ahahahahaaa!!!" Seto stood with his legs spread apart and his hands in the air.

"…….." The Starecrow picked up Fro-Fro and slowly edged away from him.

Seto stopped laughing and calmly put his arms down. He gazed at the ground for a while. Quickly, he spun around and smoothed his hair back while he took in a deep breath.

"Ahh. So long, bitch. See you in hell. Now where are Yugi-look-a-like and that stupid dog thing?"

"O-over here." They were both huddled in a corner next to a tree.

"What in the world are you two doing over here?" Seto walked over to them.

"Trying to stay alive."

"Gee gee maku."

"Why? There's nothing wrong with me."

"Are you kidding?! You just murdered a tree!!" Starecrow scooted back a bit.

"Um…. yeah… Say. What's this?" Seto looked at the tree they were hiding beside. It seemed sorta metallic. Seto knocked it with his hand and it made a metallic sound.

"It must be some metallic thing." Starecrow scratched his head.

"Mmm. MMM."

"It made a noise!!" Seto jumped back.

"I think it's trying to tell us something. Hello. You are very skinny." Starecrow hugged the thing.

"Stop! What do you want?"

"Hm hm. HM HM."

"Pudding?" Starecrow looked at Seto.

"No, you idiot! Oil!!" Seto looked around. "There is no oil."

"Zing-zing. Zing-Zing." Fro-Fro ran up to the basket of goodies and pulled out a cup of pudding with his mouth. He brought it to Starecrow.

Starecrow sat and looked at Fro-Fro in confusion.

"Zing-zing." Fro-Fro kept staring at the Starecrow.

"Uhh…" Starecrow took the cup of Pudding and stood up. He stood before the figure, opened the cup, andlooked back down at Fro-Fro.

"Zing-zing!" He jumped up and down in excitement.

"Hm…" Starecrow dipped his finger in the pudding and placed some on the lips of the metallic figure.

It began moving its lips. It licked the pudding away and sighed in relief.

"Ahh. Wow thanks. I was actually saying "ink can" but pudding works. Um, are you going to finish that?" The metallic man pointed to the cup of pudding.

"Uh-uh…nnno?" Starecrow said nervously.

"Sweet!!" He snatched the cup from Starecrow and began licking up the pudding.

"Wow. I can see that you're hungry. What is your name?" Starecrow smiled kindly.

"Me? I'm the Penman."

"Oh really? You look more like Tristan Taylor to me." Seto crossed his arms.

"Nope. Never heard of him. Penman is me. Would you like to buy a pen? They've got a lotta ink!" Penman shoved a handful of pens in Seto's face.

"Nnno." He pushed them away.

"Wow. Pens. They're so pretty. I want one."

"Well, go ahead, kid. Take all you'd like." Penman smiled.

"Alright!" Starecrow took one of the pens. "It's pretty."

"Whatever happened to the trail of blood?" Seto said as he began following the Trail once again.

"Huh? Oh. Oh yeah! Come on, Penman. You can be our friend." Starecrow grabbed his arm and they began walking after Seto.

"Correction. He can be YOUR friend. I don't need anyone." Seto spoke grimmly.

"Daka me no hatah…" Fro-Fro followed behind with the basket in his mouth.

Once againthey set off for the Spaz of Oz,with a new friend by their side…

Shashomiru: Well, there you are. I'm not sure how you guys could enjoy this story, and I'm not sure what drugs you have been taking, but whatever it is give me some!

???: All of you are idiots…

Shashomiru: Hack switches from "Hack" to"???". I don't feel like changing it everywhere. Please review. :)

???: Moo...