Shashomiru: Update! Update!

Seto, Starecrow, Fro-Fro, and Penman were all now together in the search for the Spaz of Oz.

"So,… what's your story, Penman?" Seto kept walking on the path, ahead of everybody.

"Well. I'm kinda runnin' outta ink. I need ink in order to sell these pens." Penman held up his pens.

"Well then… why don't you just wish for more pens?"

"Ah hah hah hah! ………"

"Oookay. What about you Starecrow. Why are you here again? ….Hello? ….Hello?!" Seto stopped and turned around to Starecrow.

"Huh? Oh, I'm sorry. I was focused on the man hanging on a tree in the background of this scene." Starecrow shook his head.

"Where?! Where?!?! I've been searching for him for a long time now!!" Penman ran around in circles.

"Wait… then that must mean--"

"Does somebody smell sulfur?" Starecrow interrupted Seto in curiosity.

"Aaahahahahahaaah!" Some strange witch wearing an incredibly small black skirt that makes you think "Why does she even bother?", a really small, black tank top, a black cape, and a black hat was standing atop the roof of a small house. (I think she really likes black.)

Seto raised an eyebrow. "….Mai Valentine?"

"Mai? Listen sweetheart, I have no idea what in heaven's name you are talking about, but I am not this Mai Valentine. I am the Wicked Witch of the North." She blew a kiss to them all.

"Hello, Witch of the North. I can see up your skirt." Starecrow had his eyes fixed.

"Uh…" She looked down and crossed her legs, putting her hands on her skirt. "Then stop looking!!"

"I can't…"

"Haha! It's funny. I thought witches were supposed to be ugly." Seto turned around and lowered his head.

"Well for your information, mister "Happy Go Lucky" I actually put on make-up and bathe." She ran her fingers through her hair.

"Sure. Whatever. Is that why you smell like sulfur?" Seto took a glance up and waited for a response.

"Huh?" She gave her cape a sniff and paused a moment. "Hm. I don't really know. But that's not the point!!" She threw her cape back.

"Then why are you here?" Seto turned back around.

"Uhh…" She looked up and put her hand on her hip. "I don't know."

"Gah. You are stupid…" Seto slapped his forehead.

"Hmph. A lot you know. I can create fire!" The Witch of the North put her broom over her shoulder and smiled maniacally.

"News Flash! Fire was already created be CAVEMEN! You should know that. You have to be at least that old." Seto laughed a bit.

"Grrr! I am not that old!! For your information, I am quite young. I am only 347 years old!" She stuck her tongue out again.

"Really? You look so much younger than that." Starecrow continued to gaze at her.

"Hm. Well at least someone has good taste…" She turned around.

"Say. Can you really fly on that broom?" Penman pointed to the broom.

"Hey!! It's rude to point!!"

"Huh? Oh! Sorry!!"

"Hmph. Well if you must know, yes. Yes I can."

"Then hop on your broom and get the hell outta here." Seto continued walking on the path.

"Well fine then. Boys are so rude." She sharply threw her hand down and disappeared into smoke.

Starecrow's eyes widened. "How did she do that?!"

"Do what?" Penman pushed Starecrow ahead.

They continued on for The Spaz of Oz's castle. Meanwhile, other things were happening without notice.

"Gee gee do no haneeto?"

"Datama do she hasara to nay!"

"Yishi fa?!"

"Dimigo Zing-Zing." Fro-Fro looked down at the ground.

"Zing-Zing? Wow. That's pretty smart." Penman rubbed his head.

"What the hell are you two talking about? Can you actually understand that thing?" Seto quickly turned his head to the side.

"Of course I can understand him. Me and Fro-Fro were Pen pals in High School." He smiled friendly.

"I should have known…" Seto shook his head.

They all continued walking quietly when they were all startled by a rustling noise in the bushes.

Penman grabbed onto Seto and gasped. "What was that?"

"Get off of me!!" Seto pushed him to the ground.

"I think I saw something move in that bush." Starecrow pointed to a bush.

Sure enough the bush rustled its leaves.

"Alright. We know you've been stalking us. Now come out!!" Seto brought a clutched hand up. There was no answer. The bushes rustled once more.

"Come out, you coward!!"

Just then something walked out of the bushes. Everybody stood in surprise. It was somebody with… animal ears? Who is this?

Shashomiru: Just a bit of time to think about it. I hope you liked this chapter.

???: It was kinda short, don't you think?

Shashomiru: …..I guess. Well, hopefully you all will enjoy this as much as you strange people enjoy my other chapters. I still don't see how, but please Review! And thank you for your mindless support.

???: Or sooo we thought…