Shashomiru: Blah, blah blah…
Hack: raises an eyebrow
Shashomiru: Blah blaaah blaaaaah…
Shashomiru: ….Blah.
Hack: BLASPHEMY!
This new… thing with these creepy ears stood with a huge sword resting on his shoulder.
"Are you… the cowardly lion?" Seto pointed at the newcomer.
"What! A cowardly lion! I ain't no cowardly lion!" He spread his legs apart and held his sword in front of him. "And I can prove it! Take one step and I'll slice ya all to Hell!"
"Oh, Inu Yasha, you know you wouldn't do that!"
"K-Kagome."
A young girl stepped out of the bushes and walked up beside this… Inu Yashaaaa….
"You know you're too much of a softy to kill these people, Inu Yasha."
"A softy! I'll show you!" With that (Don't you wish I'd stop saying that? Oh wait… that's another story.) he held up his huge sword and ran in the direction of Starecrow.
"Oooohh!"
"Sit, boy!"
"GAH! OOFF!" Inu Yasha had a direct face plant and kissed the ground in defeat. (YAY!)
Starecrow held Seto tight as Seto held him in his arms, strangely enough.
"Please no! Don't hurt me! I want my Mommyyy! Waaahahahaaa--gah!"
Seto dropped him on the ground and stepped over him. He walked up to Inu Yasha.
"Hmph. If you're not the cowardly lion then who are you?"
"You've got ears. Why?" Starecrow stood up and brushed himself off.
Fro-Fro ran up to Inu Yasha. "Domo gana Zing-Zing?"
"Eehh…."
"Why do you have a big sword?" Starecrow walked up to him.
"Well? Are you going to answer my question, or are you too coward?"
"Qu-quit asking me so many questions!" Inu Yasha looked around at everybody.
"Inu Yasha, are you alright?" Kagome looked at him.
"Why aren't you answering my question, coward!"
"You've got pretty hair. How'd you get it?"
"Zing-Zing! Zing-Zing!" Fro-Fro hopped up and down.
"Inu Yasha, are you feeling okay?"
"Wanna buy a pen?" Penman shoved a handful of pens in Inu Yasha's face.
"GaaaAAAAAAAAHHH! You're all nuts! I'm out of here!" Inu Yasha turned and ran past Kagome.
"Inu Yasha! What's the matter?"
He turned and looked at them while he ran. "You're all stupid! That's what's the matter! Gaah! Oof!" He tripped over some thing. (Durr.) So, therefore, he fell flat on his face.. "Ouch."
"Wow. I didn't even have to tell you to sit, InuYasha." Kagome walked up to Inu Yasha.
"Go away… I'm busy."
"Busy kissing the dirt?" Seto walked up beside Kagome.
"Grrr…" Inu Yasha stood up and held his sword up to Seto's throat. "I swear, if you ask me another question, I'll slit your throat and watch you bleed."
"You think I'm scared?"
Inu Yasha puckered out his lip and stared at Seto angrily. He pushed him away and turned to Kagome. "I swear, he's next, Kagome. Do you think he's a Demon?"
"I seriously doubt it, Inu Yasha."
"Hmm." He turned back to Seto. "I'll be watching you."
"Like you weren't already watching us before?"
"No! I wasn't watching you! Gah! Forget it! Let's go Kagome!" He began walking away.
"Hm. Touchy. Just ignore Inu Yasha, this isn't one of his better days."
"You think he's got it bad? We're stuck here!" Seto put his hands in the air.
"And so is Inu Yasha." They heard a small voice from above.
"Oh, no. I know that horrid voice…"
"She's in that tree. I see her." Starecrow pointed to a tree. In the tree was that "annoying" little fairy that Seto despises oh so much! (Oh joy!)
"What are you doing here?" Seto gasped. "Causing more trooouble?" He looked at the fairy as his face dropped in a sarcastic awe.
The fairy was just finishing a peach she had been able to nab. "Thank you, Peach Tree."
"No problem."
"Ooo…. That hurts. That really hurts." Seto slipped his fingers into his bangs. "Now what were you saying?"
"Inu Yasha's got it just as bad as you." The Fairy fluttered down to the group. "I see you've expanded your friendship list."
"They aren't my friends. Now what do you mean he's got it just as bad as me?'"
"You may think that being stuck here for a day is bad. Well, he's been stuck here for two months."
"YEAH. But only because YOU won't tell me how to get the hell outta here!"
"I said I couldn't tell you. All you have to do is go to the Spaz of Oz and she may be able to give you with what you want. But unless you're too stupid and you'd much rather play by your own rules, then I'd suggest that you'd just forget about it. There is no other way, that there isn't!"
"A lot of help you are. Why don't you just tell us where this Wizard is so we won't have to waste our time searching!"
"Because, SETO, if you succeed then you will learn a lot from your adventure. You all have something you're working for. You and Inu Yasha are working to get out of Oz."
"I'm working for more ink for my pens."
"And I'm working for better contact lenses."
"What do you need contact lenses for? You can see well enough!"
"Not really. What happened to your shoes?"
"NOTHING." Seto turned away.
"Well, I can see that you sure haven't changed your attitude since we first met."
He clutched his fists and lowered his head. "How… can I change… my attitude… if I don't… know… what I'm doing!" He turned, grabbed the Fairy and held her tight. "Okay, Thumbalina'. This is your LAST CHANCE to tell me how to get the hell outta here. And if you don't I swear I'll burn your little fairy ass."
"Please, little Fairy! Tell him how to get out of here! He'll do it! I know! He murdered the Peach Treeeee! Waaaahahahaaa!" Starecrow fell to his knees and began to cry.
"Hey! Do you think we could wrap it up here! The ink in my pens is beginning to dry up!" Penman held his pens in the air.
"Zing-Zing! Zing-Zing!"
"Inu Yasha, what's going on?" Kagome watched as the war went on.
"Please don't hurt her, Setooo!" Starecrow sat on the ground, crying his eyes out.
"Um, the ink is drying!" Penman waved his hand around.
"Ziiiing-Zing!" Fro-Fro tugged on Seto's pants with his mouth.
"Don't do this Seto." Fairy shook her head.
"I will." Seto clutched his hands
"Inu Yasha, make them stop." Kagome tugged on his sleeve.
Inu Yasha looked at the ground, filling with anger. He clutched his hand tightly on the hilt of the Tetsusaiga.
"Let me go."
"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes!"
No! I'm not letting go! La-la-la-la-la-la-laaa! I'm sorry! I can't hear you! Lalalaaaa lalalaaa! Dancing Ponies!"
"Seto! Seto! Seto!"
"I said Dancing Ponies, Damn it!"
"Grrr-SHUT UP ALREADY!" Inu Yasha let out his reign.
Everybody got quiet.
"Damn it, all of you are stupid and loud! Let's go Kagome!" He turned and walked away.
Seto watched as Inu Yasha began to leave. Meanwhile, the Fairy had other things on her mind. She gazed at Seto's hand and bit into his finger.
"Ahh! Ow! You little witch…"
"I said to let me go!"
"Grr. Fine! What am I going to do with a British Fairy anyway? You remind me of Ryou Bakura…" He dropped her on the ground… again. (He does that a lot in this story.)
"Ahem. Yes, well, I haven't the slightest." She fixed her shirt and smoothed down her skirt. (Whoa! That rhymes!) "Now most certainly you aren't going to run out on your own, now are you, Inu Yasha?"
"QUIT ASKING ME QUESTIONS! DAMN! Plus, I WON'T be alone! I've got Kagome!"
"Heeey! Don't get me caught up in this, Inu Yasha!"
"Well, I've gotta have SOMEBODY by my side! You're all I've got!"
"Hey, don't forget about us." Just then, out of the blue, Miroku, Shippo, and Sango all walked out of… um… the blue. Eh heh.
"There you guys are. Where have you been?"
"Looking for a way out of here. Remember?" Sango shook her head.
"Of course I remember! That's all that I've been trying to do for the past TWO MONTHS!"
"It's all gone to his head. He's forgotten why we're even here in the first place." Shippo hopped onto Inu Yasha's head and knocked on it.
"Ehhh, get off my back."
"NOW what's going on!" Seto yelled… in anger.
"Oh. Everybody. Meet everybody else. Seto, these are some of Inu Yasha's other friends." The Fairy gave a friendly smile.
"Oh great. More people to despise."
"You better watch it or I'll kill you!" Inu Yasha pointed his sword in Seto's direction.
"That'll be the day."
"It sure will be you--"
"Come on, Inu Yasha. We aren't going to get out of here yelling at each other." Kagome placed her hand on his shoulder.
"Yeah. I guess you're right. Let's go then!"
"Wait!"
"Huh?" They all stopped.
"Why don't you all work together, and be friends to each other, and search for the Wizard together?" The Fairy rose her head and closed her eyes.
"Oh, great. You're starting to sound like TEA now." Seto cocked his head and clenched his teeth.
"I thought you said that I was like Ryou Bakura."
"……." Seto puckered his bottom lip and stared at her angrily. "I don't have time for this." He began walking the trail once again.
"Hmph." Kagome stepped forward. "You boys are all alike. Mean, stingy, and think you're worthless if you get help from people!" (Please… don't hurt me. All of you are bigger than me. ;;)
"We aren't all mean. I like your legs." Starecrow smiled.
"Um… thanks. I guess…"
"You have your eyes fixed on too many things at once. Fine. We'll play your stupid little game. But I swear, if I don't get out of here, I'm gonna burn your little fairy ass." Inu Yasha glared down at her.
Once again they continued walking. (Maybe they will actually get somewhere this time.)
"Not unless I burn it first." Seto followed.
"Hmph. We'll see who burns who." The Fairy then transformed into her bubble form and floated away. (Like Flying Gerbils!)
(Meanwhile, while everybody else was being incredibly stupid, they were not aware that somewhere, far away, in a dark, lonely castle, the evil Bitch of the North was scheming her evil plan on Seto.)
She looked into her crystal ball with her hands on her hips.
"Damn! It looks like he's got more friends than Dorothy had ever gotten… this isn't good. That means he's more popular than I am! That just won't do. Joey! Come to me!" The witch ordered to her deformed monkey.
Just then a Gorilla made it's way to The Witches side. (Guess who plays him!)
"Oo oo. Ahh ahh." He began sniffing her hand.
She slapped him away and scared him into a corner. "Eww! Gross! You got slobber all over my good, black glove! I don't even know why I decided to buy a Gorilla as my assistant. Why couldn't it have been something more like a, a, a dog or something smart? But nooo. I'd ended up… with a stupid, overgrown monkey that doesn't even know how to serve croutons!" She picked up a nearby vase and threw it in Joey's direction. It shattered to pieces. (Not Muffins.)
Joey let out a loud screech and covered his head. "Oo! Oo! Oo! Huh?"
The Witch walked to her window and put her hands on the windowsill. (Hopefully she's about to commit suicide…)
"Oh. Why? Why am I locked up on such a beautiful day?" It was very dark outside. The clouds were a glorious gray color, all the crows screeched without care, and all the dead trees canceled out the meaning of beautiful. "It's not every day you get weather like this." She rested her head on her arms.
"Oohh. I should REALLY do something special. Maybe spend some time with Joey."
"Ooooo?" Joey looked up in enthusiasm.
"Nah."
"Aww…" He laid back down in disappointment.
"It's too special a day to hang out with THAT ape."
"Grrrr…"
"There has to be SOMETHING that I could do." She buried her face in her arms and grew silent…………….
….She flung her head up suddenly. "Oh! Of course! I'll commit more reign of torture! It's brilliant! Ah hah hah!" She ran and grabbed her broom and ran to her Crystal ball. "Come here, Joey, you stupid ape!"
"Huh? Oo, oo." He walked over to her side.
"I have a brilliant idea! I'll release my rabid, herd of flying hamsters on those fools! Ahah! It's so brilliant!" (I'm sure that we all know how brilliant it is now.) "And Joey!"
"Hrr?"
"Since you're some stupid flying baboon, I want you to bring me back Seto Kaiba. The big jerk who's more popular than I am. Got it!"
"Errhrr." He nodded his head in agreement.
"Good." She looked into her Crystal ball again. "Mhmm. Soon. I'll get you my fool. And all your crummy little fan girls too! Aaahahahahahaa! Ahahahahahhaa!"
"Eee! Eee! Eee!"
"Oh, shut up, you stupid baboon! Mmmhehehehehehehe… Now. To figure out why in the world I'm holding my broomstick again…. Oh yes. Joey! Clean up that broken vase! Now!"
"Grrr…"
And with that Joey cleaned up the broken vase while our heroes continued their journey to the Spaz of Oz, not known to the fact that the Evil Bitch of the North was scheming a plan against poor, defenseless, bratty Seto Kaiba. And to no avail did the Witch jump out the window and commit suicide. What a shame.
Shashomiru: Yaaay, updated and pwned. :3 Constantine. Please review!