Shashomiru: YAY! Update, update, update, update! runs around in circles
Hack: -.-;; trips her
Shashomiru: GAH! hits ground Oof!
Hack: Quit yer running around and start already!
Shashomiru: sits up Oh, yes. Let's begin!
The Evil Bitch of the North paced back and forth in her evil castle of doom, eating her evil pie of doom. "Hmm… I need a plan to release those rodents without having myself get killed…" She then looked at her evil Monkey.
Joey was still sweeping up the vase the witch had ordered him to take care of when he looked up at her and spoke brilliantly, "Waaah?"
"Uuugh. I don't see how something so stupid and hideous would be of any help at all."
"Grrr… /Have you taken a look in the mirror/"
"Hm. Well you have to be of SOME help…" The evil witch thought for a moment. She rubbed her chin and smeared the evil pie of doom upon as well without noticing. (Cretin.)
"/I know there has to be…wait/ …that's it!" The witch ran to her window. (Maybe she'll jump this time!)
"Yes! The weather is just perfect for my plan!" She turned away from the window (Damn.) and a grin crossed her face. "It's just the day to release them all!"
She started down a dark case of circling stairs to what I'm sure must be something brilliant and evil. "Joey, come with me!"
"Ooo ooo." Joey followed after the witch, down the evil staircase of doom, to the evil dungeon of doom.
"Release the Evil Ham-Hams to retrieve Seto Kaiba and bring him to my lair. But, UNFORTUNATLY, I'm going to need YOUR help."
"………….." Joey just stared at her with a small glare of worry.
The witch finally reached the door to the evil dungeon of doom. Some evil unknown object of doom was furiously banging the evil door of doom. The witch slowly walked up to the evil door of doom and carefully peeked in from a little slot built into the door.
"There they are, stupid. The evil Flying Ham-Ham's of Doom…"
The vicious, evil ham-hams of doom heard the evil witches voice and violently began attacking the evil door of doom.
"Stand back, Joey. They sense our presence--Joey?" The witch searched for her evil monkey of doom and found him cowering in a corner.
"EEE! EEE! EEE!"
"Oh, shut up, you baby!"
The Evil Ham-Ham's of Doom attacked the evil door of doom once again the witch yelped and cowered next to Joey. "Move over. If anyone should die, it should be you."
"GRRRRRR."
The witch watched the door until finally stopped moving. (The evil blank of dooom! randomness) She stood up and watched the door. "Hmm. Those evil Ham-Hams are always causing mischief. They get so quiet--"
"RAAARAAARG!"
"AHH!" The witch hid back in the corner next to Joey. "Damn, they are violent. What am I going to do? Hmm… I got it! I need…. A distraction."
Joey was sniffing his finger when the witch called his name. "Joey!"
"Huh?"
"I have a little job for you."
"oo;;;" Joey looked at her as if he knew he was going to die.
"I want you to distract the Evil Ham-Hams of Doom. You will lead them to my evil window and fly out and capture Seto Kaiba. /Maybe you will die/."
"Urrrrrrrrrrr………." Joey sat there, stupefied.
The witch glared at him for a second them smacked the back of his head. "Do it NOW!"
"EEE!" Joey ran over to the gate and looked back at the witch. "Ooorr?"
"YES that door, stupid!" The witch crossed her arms and stomped the floor.
"Ooooooo…" Joey careful began to push the big, wooden panel that locked the door. The Evil Ham-Hams of Doom began singing their evil friendship song of doom.
"WE ARE FRIENDS! GREAT FRIENDS UNTIL THE END! WE EAT OUR CRAPPY SUNFLOWER SEEDS TO WATCH YOUR STOMACH BEND!"
"GAAAH! JOEY! HURRY UP AND GET OUT OF HERE TO MAKE THEM STOP!"
"Raaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Joey continued to strain, trying to push the big slab of wood off the door.
"WE WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND! SO WE SING THIS SONG! WE LOVE OUR FRIENDLY FRIENDS! THIS SONG IS VERY LONG!"
"I SAID HURRY!" The witch threw a big rock at Joey's head. Which somehow gave him the strength enough to lift up the big block of wood! Oh, no. My bad. It just gave him a huge headache.
"HAHA! YOU GOT HURT! YOU ARE A PIECE OF SHIT!"
"Hey, those ham's are pretty good…. NOW GO!" She finished moving the slab of oak-wood for him and pointed up the stairs. All of the Evil Ham-Ham's of doom flew up through them singing their horrid songs, Joey following after.
"WE LOVE TO SING OUR SONGS, AND KNOW MOW MUCH THEY HURT! WE KNOW THAT YOU'RE EARS WOULD BLEED FROM CRAMMING ALL THAT DIRT!"
The witch chased them out the window and watched them fly off. She was very happy now. "Finally. I hope they die on their way." She looked out the window one final time. "And don't forget to bring back Seto Kaiba! He's the one who gets all those stupid fangirls! He's the one that I HATE!" She turned around and left Joey to do his job.
The gang walked quietly through the woods. Seto and Inu Yasha glared at each other once in a while, while Kagome latched herself to Inu Yasha's armed and smiled at him every once in a while. Sango, Miroku, and Shippo walked normally just focusing on the trail. Fro-Fro hopped about happily following them all making sure they stayed safe. The Penman quietly played with each of his pens and the Starecrow gazed at his….."pretty"…surroundings.
Everyone came to a pause when they heard a small rustling.
Kagome gasped and moved closed to Inu Yasha. "What was that, Inu Yasha…?"
"I don't know… but stay on your guard. Smells like a demon…" He grasped the hilt of his Tetsusaiga.
Everyone remained quiet as the rustling began to ease and came to a stop.
Miroku looked about and sighed in relief. "I think it's go-"
"Hey, come out you coward!" Seto shoved Miroku aside and walked about.
Miroku hit the ground and grunted. "How rude…"
"Seto Kaiba, do you ALWAYS freak out when you hear a sound?" Sango shook her head.
Seto ignored and continued about. "I said come out! NOW!"
"Uh…" A bashful figure carefully walked out of some bushes. He grasped in his hand a long furry tail and stroked it nervously.
Seto stared at him and turned away. "Anyway…"
"DEMOOOOOON!"
"AAAAGH!"
Inu Yasha leapt toward him with his Tetsusaiga and frightened his foe to the ground. He stopped suddenly and stared down at him. He sniffed the air and paused… then growled to himself. "You reek of demon, but why do you look like a…"
"Not a demon?" Shippo sweat dropped.
"Whatever." He sheathed back his sword and began to follow on with Seto.
The Starecrow walked up to the cat-like figure and put out his friend. "Hello. You are very pretty… Would you like to be my friend?"
The cat-like boy moved his hands from his face and gazed up at the Starecrow, who held a very friendly smile upon him.
The boy smiled and took the Starecrow's hand. "Okay…"
They all continued on normally and started to like… not care that more people were appearing in their group. (Heh.)
"What is your name?"
"Me?"
"Uh-huh." Starecrow smiled again.
"I'm… I'm Ryou. The Meowardly Kitty." (LOL I couldn't resist. Or think of anything else.)
"Nice to meet you, Ryou. I'm Starecrow. And he's Penman, and that's Fro-Fro, and this is-"
"I don't know why he bothers…"
"People like to make friends, Inu Yasha." Kagome tilted her head and smiled at Inu Yasha.
"And that's why we're walking on this trail of… um… I don't remember."
"Ohh…" Ryou moved close to Starecrow and shuddered. "It's dark out here."
"I know." Starecrow nodded.
Ryou flinched from a noise he heard randomly and tripped backwards, bumping into Inu Yasha.
"GAH! HEY! WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING!"
"I-I-I'm sorry… I'm just a bit frightened is all…." Ryou rubbed his tail.
"Well what's you're problem? You're a lion, you're supposed to be braver than this!"
"Actually, I'm a.. Kitty…"
"Same difference!"
"I know…"
"THEN WHAT'S WRONG!"
"W-well… I have a feeling that something bad is going to happen…. Like maybe some Evil witch's Evil Ham-Ham's of Doom will come and take us all away to her castle and keep us as her prisoners so that she can become famous."
"Naaah, they're only going to take Seto away…. OOPS!" Penman covered his mouth.
Seto cringed. "WHAT!"
"Inu Yasha, do you hear that?" Kagome latched back onto Inu Yasha's arm.
His ears twitched as he listened. "I hear something."
"What could it be?" Miroku stepped forward.
"It could be a demon……. WILL YOU LET GO OF ME!" Inu Yasha pulled his arm away.
"…..Fling-flong we are here--you all will meet your doom…"
"It's getting closer." Sango stood alert.
Ryou clasped to Starecrow. "I'm scared!"
"But you are always scared. You have pretty ears." Starecrow rubbed Ryou's ears.
"Ahhhhh that feels good." He flopped over and started rolling about.
"Kitty!" Starecrow pet Ryou.
"Fling-flong you will die, we want to take you away! We've come for you to bring you back, and then we'll get our pay!"
"LOOK!" Penman pointed in a random direction..
"They're all tiny little demons!" Shippo shouted.
"More like tiny pieces of shit." Seto crossed his arms.
"They should all be easy to take on." Inu Yasha prepared the Tetsusaiga. He lunged forward.
"We want to make you meet your doom and then you all will-- whooooooop, oh, boy." They all rose higher away from Inu Yasha's blade.
"GAH! No way!"
"Yes way!" All the Evil Ham-Ham's flew downward toward where Ryou was.
Ryou continued to roll about and purr as Starecrow continued to pet him.
"Uhh we're going to need this." All the Ham-Ham's scooped up Ryou and began to fly off.
"Ahh it's like I'm floating awaaaaaaaaaaaay." Ryou smiled happily.
"Fling-flong we have the fool and now we take him back!" The Ham-Ham's flew off as the gang watched confusedly.
"Inu Yasha…. Th-they…."
"I know." Inu Yasha blinked.
Everybody watched in surprise at just how "skilled" those evil thingies were.
Starecrow walked in front of the gang and shielded his eyes. "……….. They took Ryou."
"Naaaaaaaaw!" Seto threw his hands up.
"Inu Yasha, we can't just let them take him away, we have to save him!" Kagome once again latched onto his arm.
"Grrrrr fine. NOW LET GO OF MY ARM!"
"Well let's go then before it's too late." Miroku began walking forward as the gang did the same.
"I found a flower. It's pretty." Starecrow gazed at a single flower he had found.
"Way to go." Inu Yasha grabbed the scruff of Starecrow's shirt and carried him along with them.
Starecrow quickly picked the flower as he was being carried.
And now finally ends this chapter. -.-;; Geez.
Shashomiru: Finally.
Hack: That took too long.
Shashomiru: Whatever. Please review!