Sarah: Eshidaku-sama, you are going to introduce everyone, right? gets dangerous look in eyes
Eshidaku: bandaged and with crutches ehhehehehe……. ofcourse, every single one, all 12 kids + 10 G-babies + Zechs and Noin + their kids, Elizabeth and Arthur + 7 Mysterious newbies. Lets see all together, that's about 33 people….right… sighs….so much work. Anywho, in this chappie, you'll discover what makes grown men and women, turn into babies
Chelsea: Hey, Eshi-chan….
Eshidaku: groans Yes, yes, what do you want now.
Chelsea: What's his name?
Eshidaku: …….Huh?……
Chelsea: My guy, what's his name?
Eshidaku:…………..CRAP!
Candice: Idiot, you didn't even name your characters?
Eshidaku: #$!# by the way… JSYK… I suck at battle scenes… I'm sorry ahead of time!
Anyone know how to change diapers? CHAPTER 1Candice's eyes opened slightly at the sound of a baby screaming. Sarah, Candice's friend, rolled off the bed and onto her brother, Shenlong; he opened one eye, then closed it, going right back asleep.
The baby continued to wail. "Arggg…" Candice sighed as she struggled to her feet, and had to shove Shenlongs foot off her chest. Stumbling towards the door, Candice accidentally tripped over a small body. Emily, the eldest of Duo's triplets, groaned and punched Candice behind the knee, then rolled over pushing her brother, Linwood, who was the youngest, out of the way. Linwood, opened his eyes, growled, and saw Candice groggily walking towards the Bedroom door.
"Hey, Horrible Artist. I'm hungry." He said sleepily, "get me some breakfast." Candice glared down at the little boy. He had dirty blonde hair and cold blue eyes, and through out his whole life, he had been annoying. Nay… that was an understatement. He was down right evil. He was criticizing every ones art work since he was five, and for some reason, he like to criticize Candice the most.
Well, through all his 8 years of knowing Candice, he still hadn't figured out that she wasn't a very good morning person, and was currently entertaining the idea of putting laxatives into the 'all knowing one's (as he calls himself), oatmeal. Candice smiled evilly, thinking about all the times she actually put into action her plans of revenge. She'd push him in the pool (when he couldn't swim), she'd tell Emily (the deadliest of the triplets) that he had gone through her stuff, and she'd even gone so far as to hang his favorite teddy bear on the sealing fan with fishing line so he could wake up to it spinning round and round on Christmas morning. She almost always got away with her torture. Almost, because Emily and Shenlong found out about the teddy bear and what happened next is to horrible to even write about. Coming out of her happy trance Candice said, "I will idiot, but first I have to tend to Odin." Linwood scoffed prudently "Tend to? Who uses old English like that! I swear your speech is as bad as your anime. Tend to, I can't believe you said that…" Candice pushed open her bedroom door, and walked into the hallway, with Linwood tagging along behind, rambling and ranting on deaf ears.
Candice, about to forget the laxatives and just go get one of her dad's guns, walked through her baby brother's door and went to the wailing baby. "Shhh Sh Sh, Odin. It's o.k." Still wailing, Odin choked out "Batal!" Candice walked over to the refrigerator in odins room. 'Wow, how many two-year-olds have their own fridge?' Candice thought absently as she grabbed the sippy cup, and milk. Odin stopped crying, and giggled happily while grabbing for the food.
Watching little Odin gulp down his milk, it hit her; Candice heard crying still. She looked at Odin with his whole head in the cereal. Absent minded, she picked up the milk and cheerio covered toddler.
"O.K. that's weird." She said as he simply giggled that insane happy baby laugh. Putting him down, she walked past Linwood, (who was still ranting), and out the open door into the hall. Candice noticed that the crying was getting louder as she walked down the stairs, and into the kitchen. Her breath caught, and for the first time in her life, Candice felt like swooning; for on that kitchen floor, amongst piles of clothing, there were ten, red, wailing, infants.
All pink and with scrunched up eyes! Poor Candice could only think of two things "O.K. Mom decided to adopt, or……I never woke up." Candice stood at the kitchen door, for just a second or two, then turned ever so slowly around, and walked back the way she came. As her senses returned, her pace quickened.
She walked past Linwood. 'He won't be any help' she thought. Turning down the hall to her parent's bedroom, she knocked. When nobody answered, she pushed open the door slowly.
Nobody was there. Her parents bed was neatly made. Candice fled the empty room and burst through all twenty-guest bedrooms. 'Why do we have to live in such a big house!' she thought while running back to her room.
"GUYS! Our parents are gone! And there's a bunch of babies in the kitchen!" No one even rolled over. "Guys!" she said again. Finally getting frustrated she went towards Shenlong and shook him really hard. His fist collided with her cheek, and he rolled over.
Candice went over to the only person everyone listened to…Chelsea. The only problem was that she slept like a rock "Chelsea! CHELSEA!" she started, then remembered something that always worked. Her dad had a nickname for her that drove her crazy.
"CHEAPOO!" Chelsea woke with a start, then she saw Candice. Nearly hysterical, she yelled "Chelsea! Help me get everyone up!" Chelsea quietly put her feet on the floor and told everybody to wake up…not a single person looked even slightly groggy.
Candice looked astonished. Chelsea's eye's narrowed dangerously, and so Candice, sensing danger (for Chelsea was about as friendly in the mornings as Candice), started explaining everything in a hurry. Shenlong hit her again, and Sarah went back to sleep. "And if this is true… Why did you leave them on the Floor!" Chelsea gave Candice a most mother like look. Taken back, Candice mumbled a few things about shock. Chelsea ran out of the bedroom, and made her way into the kitchen.
Shenlong grabbed Candice by the ear and followed Chelsea. Behind them the rest of the kids rushed out, Melissa bringing up the rear. They walked past Odin's room, where Linwood finally realized that nobody was listening to him complain, so he got beside his twin and started to complain to her.
By the time everyone caught up with Chelsea, she was holding an infant with her mother's earring in its ear. "I think I know what happened." Chelsea said somberly. Everyone waited to hear what she would say. "I think that someone poisoned the bottle of wine, and as a result, our parents turned into babies…" she finished.
After a second or two, everyone laughed at such an absurd statement. Until a creepy laugh sounded from the window. Candice started. Someone was outside her house! A window shattered in her living room.
Growling, Candice grabbed a knife her dad used to cook with, and ran into the would-be-break inners'. Startled Candice stepped back, right into another of the robbers. Recovering quickly, she rolled onto her heals, grabbing the persons shirt, and proceeded to through him across he room. With a slam, he crashed painfully into his colleague, counting quickly, thee were seven perpetrators; all recovered and in some type of battle formation.
Candice showed off some moves twisting and turning until she reached a wall with a picture of her family on it. She punched in the picture and a trap door opened, with a smile, nearly all seven fell through the large hole in the the center of the living room, and into the waiting cage beneath. One grabbed the edge of the floor and hoisted himself up, with a look towards the cage, he threw himself at Candice.
She dodged, and countered with a feigned roundhouse. He went to block but her other leg shot up and connected with his chin. The perpetrator slunk to the floor. Candice relaxed, just a little bit, and Shenlong kicked her behind the knee.
Thinking there was another enemy she pivoted on her knee to face him. Shenlong stood there with a mocking smile. With rope he walked past her glowering face, and proceeded to tie up the perpetrator. Shenlong bowed and said, "Would her highness like to demask the notorious robber?" Candice growled.
Since her mother was once queen, Shenlong had always called her "highness", especially when he wanted to prove a point. She stalked up to the now conscious robber grabbed the black mask and pulled it off. Chelsea gasped, and could not take her eyes off the boy with golden hair. Candice however, had no sympathy for the would-be-break inner.
Eshidaku: Yay! Another chapter is finally done!
Sarah: you still didn't introduce a lot of people!
Eshidaku: …Give me a break! That's a lot of people!
Sarah: hmph!
Chelsea: sigh
Kara: I wasn't in this one at all! Write me into it, NOW!
Simona: Don't complain! I wasn't in either one of them.
Candice: Should we teach you another lesson?
Eshidaku: …………... give me a few more chapters, and you'll all have your own chappie!
Linwood: my god! You're so stupid you use old stupid old language.
Eshidaku: Bite me!
Candice: hey! Why don't you write something about him!
Eshidaku: Muwahahahahahaha! An idea! Remember this, AYAME!