Well... this is my first fanfiction so... it might not be very good. Please R&R! I don't care if you flame me, no one forced you to read this, so...
Disclaimer: I have absolutely no witty ways of saying I don't own KH -.-... So .. I don't!
o-Chapter One: It Begins...-o
-End of Opening Scene-
Sora: (Falling)
Hikaru Utada: (sings) terebi, keshite, watashi no koto dake wo, miteiteyo.
Sora: (still falling)
(music ends)
Sora: (crashes into the stained glass platform) Itai...
Director: CUT! Sora, You were supposed to land on your feet!
Sora: Gomen, Director-sama... guess I fell asleep during that intro cutscene...
Riku: (slaps forehead) Why's he the keyblade master again?
Sora: Because I'm smarter than you, so there!
Riku: Riiiight. And the fact that you slept through falling from hundereds of feet just proves that. 9.9
Sora: Damn straight, it does!
Cast and Crew: -.-U
-Scene from above, Take II-
(music ends)
Sora: (gets ready to land on the platform... but a trampoline has been placed on it, and he bounces back up 100 feet)
Kairi and Riku, offstage: (Laughing to hard to breathe)
Kairi: (between gasps for breath) Oh my God... Riku... that was... the best... prank... we've ever pulled...
Sora: (lands on top of her) I agree! n.n
Riku: HENTAI! (hits him over the head with the darkness keyblade)
Director: CUT!
-First Platform-
Mysterious Voice: So much to do, so little time. Take your time, don't be afraid. The door is still shut...
Sora: o.O Uh.. heh heh... yeah... who is this exactly...?
Myserious Voice: (sarcastically) It's Dominoes Pizza. 9.9
Director: Cut! Sora, you don't answer!
Sora: So, what then! Am I supposed to pretend I find it perfectly normal that there's a voice in my head telling me about a closed door?
Director: Yes.
Sora: Ooookay... may I ask why?
Director: I don't know! Just do it right this time!
Sora: Okay, okay. Sheesh...
-Before Fighting the Darkside-
Mysterious Voice: But don't be afraid...
Sora: (trys to escape, but is trapped. He looks over the edge of the platform and... falls)
Riku: (offstage): Here we go again...
Director: Cut!
-+-Owari-+-
A/N: Well, minna-sama? How was it? More chapters to follow! Oh, and gomen for all the Sora bashing... main characters are easy to make fun of. Don't worry, though, Sora-chan will get his revenge!
Sora: Yay! n.n
Riku and Kairi: -.- Oh fun...
Ja ne!