Disclaimer : I don't own DBZ , never will
Lmg : Yes ! I did it ! ( jumps up in the air and cheers )
Goku : What did you do Lmg?
Vegeta : Oh boy here it comes .
Lmg : ( lands back on the ground again ) …..I finally made some time to write this next chapter?
Vegeta : I knew it wasn't going to be pretty news .
Goku : ( decides to not say anything so he only sweatdrops )
Lmg : Oh come on you can't blame me considering I have school can you ? ( points to pile of homework screaming her name )
Vegeta : Yes I can .
Lmg : ( grumbles )
Goku : isn't it weird that a pile of homework can scream your name ? o.O
Vegeta : …Let's just get on with this fic shall we?
Lmg : ..Good idea ..
This takes place right after Buu , Goku gets a dream about the end of planet Vegeta , this has quite some effect on his life when he wakes up and sees something or rather someone that shouldn't really be there … ( my shortest summary ever ! go me ;P )
There is just NO WAY :
" Ughh…Wha?" Goku slowly woke up " What happened again ?" he asked himself but then a pain in his back got his attention "..Oww yeah that's right , I had this weird TOO realistic dream about …my dad? O.o …but if it was a dream why does my back hurt this much ? …hey wait I remember something before passing out …" Goku started off .
" Good morning" someone said to him from behind
" ?" Goku turned around and was greeted by a man who looked exactly like him , though he had a different skin color …
" Had a nice sleep?" the man asked smirking
" ……" Goku wasn't over the shock yet to be able to speak
"I'll take that as a yes" The man said sitting down and by doing so releasing his tail from his waist to let it rest on the bed they were sitting on "So , I know it's impossible that you're my son so how come you look so much like him ?" The saiyan asked the younger one .
"…I..I.." Goku who was getting his ability to speak back started
"Yes?"
" Please tell me I'm still dreaming and that you're not really my father who I just saved from being blown up" he said with no tone in his voice at all .
" Well you obviously saved my butt out there from that freak Frieza , but I don't know about the " I'm your son" part …tell me , what's your name?" he asked interested .
" ..Son Goku" Goku said not realizing he had to say his Saiyan name .
" Son Goku ? Haha , then I don't think you're my son , mmhh I guess I'm dreaming myself then . I mean it doesn't happen everyday that I meet a guy who looks exactly like my son , saved my butt from an exploding planet , and .." he started off , then look at Goku's waist section where his tail was suppose to be ( if he still had one ) " And who isn't even a Saiyan" he finished " So yeah I'll be going through that refrigerator I just saw in your kitchen and then I'll try to wake myself up or find a way out of this place" He finally said getting up and making his way to the kitchen .
" ….My name is Kakarrotto" Goku said quietly
" …" The saiyan's father stopped walking immediately "What did you say ?" he asked not believing it .
" Kakarrotto is my saiyan name" Goku said a little louder .
" …..sorry kid but I don't believe you" his father finally said and walked into the kitchen while Goku got up and followed him .
"…: I wouldn't believe that either , I mean I first gave him my normal name: Okay , but could you tell me your name ?" Goku asked watching the saiyan grabbing the nearest thing that could be counted as food from the refrigerator .
" My name? Why would you care?" he said not noticing he sounded mean , because he was just used to it .
"Oww , erm ok sorry for asking : Geez all saiyans act like Vegeta or what :::" Goku said a bit disappointed .
"Mh? What's wrong? Why the heck are you apologizing ? I just asked you a question , so where's the answer huh ?" The older saiyan said munching on his piece of meat .
"Oww…….ermm I don't know , I was just wondering ?" He said surprised
" : munch : ..yeah.. : munch : ..whatever kid , well to answer your great question , my name is Bardock" Bardock said giving him the answer to his question .
" And your wife's name?" Goku asked making Bardock choke on his meat .
" ?N..Nani!" he said choking and then recovered from the choke attack .
"Nani? O.o She sure has a weird name , I better apologize to Bulma for making fun of her then .." Goku said in 'deep thought' .
" Argh ! That's not her name ! But it's none of your business so I won't tell you , you sick freak" Bardock yelled frustrated and obviously annoyed by the younger saiyan .
"I'm perfectly healthy you know , and I just want to know" he said pouting
" : SIGH : What did I do to deserve this grrr.. You know what ? I've had enough of this sick dream / place or where ever I may be ! I'm going !" Bardock said and flew through the nearest window out of the house , leaving Goku behind him .
"This can't be good…" Goku said but then brushed it off and went to the kitchen to get something to eat too .
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" Where is he Trunks?" Goten asked in a very bored voice .
"I dunno and I can't sense him either !" Trunks said getting a little worried .
"You think he kinda died again ?" Goten asked him as if it were the most normal thing in the world .
" ………..NO!" Trunks yelled frustrated "There's NO WAY my dad is dead again without anyone even noticing it !" he said to the Goku clone .
" …Well we noticed didn't we?" Goten said
" ….Just shut up" Trunks said and both boys walked away worried …okay one of them walked away worried , Goten was too busy with watching some random dragon on Trunks' head .
"Heheheh" Vegeta snickered behind the bushes "That'll teach them to even THINK of playing pranks on me !" he said and walked towards the C.C. door …only to be hit with a frying pan .
"OUUCHH!" he said falling on his butt and rubbing his head while feeling very dizzy " W..where the hell did THAT come from ? o.O" He looked up to be greeted with a very angry Bulma and ..Chichi! ( o.O ; ) .
" Urrr to what do I owe the honor of having two mad woman at me?" he said still rubbing his head .
"Vegeta ! Chichi told me what you did to her ! how dare you touch her !" she said pointing at him .
"…touching that mad married to Kakarrotto woman ? o.O what are you talking about woman ?" he said seriously not knowing what Bulma was talking about .
"Umm Bulma " Chichi started
" Not now can't you see I'm kicking his ass for having s/" she started .
" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH NO "S" WORD PLEASE" Chichi quickly yelled .
"CENNNNNNNSOORRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG" Vegeta yelled too .
"And erm he didn't Bulma" Chichi said sweatdropping embarrassed .
"He didn't?" she asked .
"NO!" Vegeta yelled disgusted .
" Then why did I hit him again Chichi ?" Bulma asked blushing .
"argh:: THUNK: " Chichi fell over anime style " It's because he went off to train with Goku while Goku was suppose to go to Gohan's school !" she said getting back up .
"…" Bulma was quiet
"…" Vegeta too
" Wanna go and get some Pizza Vegeta?" Bulma asked turning to him .
"Yeah sure , and let's threaten the people with Chichi's frying pan !" He added smirking .
"Heck why not I'm feeling evil enough for it today" she said and they went off leaving Chichi , who had fallen down yet again , on the ground .
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" So where would someone put a nice spaceship.." Bardock said to himself as he walked through the streets of West City .
"Whoa mister look out for the /"
"Eh?" Bardock said turning around and getting hit by a huge truck "OOF:: THUNK:" Bardock didn't see that coming , luckily the truck only hit him and did not go over him .
"Truck" the kid who was trying to warn him finished .
"WHA! Is he mad! No wait , is he ALIVE?" the truck driver said shocked as he hopped out of the truck and walked over to Bardock who still lay there twitching .
"Hey mister ! Come on snap out of it !" The driver shook him a bit
"W..wha?" Bardock said coming to " Ohhhhh what was that thing ?" he asked sitting up .
" o.o …." The truck driver said nothing , being slightly scared by the fact that the man he'd just hit didn't even had as much as a little scratch on him .
"Ah well it wasn't really fast so nothing to worry about , the thing I have to worry about is how to find a space ship here" Bardock said thoughtfully and standing up , totally ignoring the truck driver who still didn't know what to say .
"o.O" the other people in west city stared , looks like the driver wasn't the only one ..
"…erm I'm feelinh quite uncomfortable here"Bardock said disturbed "ah well I'll guess I'll fly then" he said and lifted off into the air .
" O.O ; " the citizens never had such a good staring day !
"So where can I find a place that has spaceships and doesn't have random objects hitting you from behind?" Bardock asked himself again " Hey ! That building looks like a good storage building for spaceships" he said and flew to a very familiar Building .
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Meanwhile …
"Bwahahah come back her pizza guy !" Vegeta ran after the poor soul that had to take his order in the pizzeria " I said with Unions ! Not Carrots! "( did you ever have carrot pizza? O.o yuck ? ) he said while still chasing the guy with the famous frying pan of doom in his right hand .
"A..and what w..would you l..like miss Bulma?" the other guy asked terrified what might happen to him .
"I'll take a Vegetable Pizza thank you :)" she said smiling sweetly
"….: what is she up to ? She's acting too nice: …" Pizza guy 2 thought .
" ….: heheh wait until I tell Vegeta about this Pizza's "name" : …." …yes Bulma's ( evil ) thoughts .
after some " stupid mature only " sign has annoyed you for at least 5 minutes we go back to Bulma and Vegeta who are currently walking away from a pile of …rubble?
" Yawn ! Pizza was GOOD ! But I'm tired let's go home now :)" Bulma sat with a satisfied but tired look .
"Agreed" Vegeta said and flew them both home .
"Mommy ? Isn't there suppose to be a Pizzeria here ?" a Little girl standing next to the pile of rubble asked .
"Erm ….they moved?" the mother answered equally confused .
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" hey Trunks !" Goten yelled from inside C.C to Trunks who was looking for something in the garden .
"What is it Goten ?" he asked
"I found him ! I found him ! I found him ! We won't be bored anymore ! We/" Goten cheered
"Okay Okay ! I get the point !" Trunks said sweatdropping and running over to Goten "Now where is our victim ?" he said with a dark voice .
" Living room :)" Goten said with the Son smile .
"Then we are off to the living room!" Trunks said very "general in the army" like and both boys went off into the living room where they spotted their victim .
"Shoes?" Trunks asked
"Off" goten pointed to the items who were surrounded by a few flies .
"Scissors ?"
"Check" Goten held out said object .
" remote CD player remote control?"
"Yup"
"Good then we are ready , let us go and may victory be with us !" Trunks said heroically
"Sure Trunks" Goten said and the chibi's went off , Trunks slyly moved over the ground to his target , who was currently sitting on the couch in front of the TV .
Goten went from chair to lamp to plant to chair again till he reached the couch from behind , at the same time Trunks arrived behind the couch too .
"1…2…3!" Trunks said and Goten hit the play-button on the remote , a threatening music came from the CD player behind them as Trunks loomed over their victim with a pair of scissors " Bwahahaha it's cut time !bwahahahaah :THUNK: …ehehe ..retreat ..:THUNK:" Trunks who a second ago was laughing evilly said after a very familiar frying pan got in his way " Sorry Trunks , but you won't get me this easily" Vegeta said and after getting up from the couch walked away into the garden .
"Foolish kid" Vegeta chuckled as he walked through the garden ( not sure what he's doing there either ! P ) but then suddenly stopped as he sensed something he didn't expect coming his way .
"What ! Who IS that ? There's no way an earthling can have that much power , and I don't recognize it !" Vegeta said surprised .
" Hey Vegeta-san!" Goten yelled coming from inside the house and running up to him "Trunks won't wake up he's just grumbling something about "darn frying pan" in his sleep so I've got no one to play with , so can I play with y/" Goten started happily .
"No" Vegeta answered lamely
"Awww why not ?" he pouted
"Eh!" Vegeta turned around as he sensed the unknown ki in front of them touch down "Goten go inside and stay there with Trunks !" Vegeta ordered not sure what they were up against .
"Eh ? What are you worried about Vegeta-san ? It's just dad ….in an outfit mom made him wear?" Goten guessed .
"I don't think this is your father brat" Vegeta said
"OH GREAT! Another clone of mine !" Bardock yelled getting annoyed by seeing the second person who looks like him .
"I see you've met Kakarrotto" Vegeta smirked "Now tell me who are you and/" he cut himself short when he saw the furry tail tied around Bardock's waist " Who the hell ARE you ! How can you possibly be a saiyan ?" Vegeta asked stunned .
"What's so special about being a saiyan ?" Bardock asked him "And who are YOU? I don't remember seeing your face ever before , you look like you're King Vegeta's brother" Bardock said confused .
"...DID YOU ENJOY LIVING UNDERNEATH A ROCK FOR THE PAST 30 YEARS!" Vegeta yelled frustrated at the saiyan .
"Erm..yes?" Bardock sweatdropped
"GAH!" You know this calls for the old falling over in anime style' thing "Listen you ! It's quite rare to see another saiyan around because the planet we lived on has been blown out of existence ! And that's Prince Vegeta for you!" Vegeta explained .
" ….O.O…." Bardock just stood there
"Maybe that was a little too much for him" Goten said
"….o.o….." Bardock still looking at them as if Frieza was wearing a skirt and singing jingle bells .
" You seriously mean to say that you didn't know that!"Vegeta gawked at the larger saiyan.
" ...Planet Vegeta ..blew ..up?" Bardock asked sounding quite lost
"Oh boy" Goten sighed
"I'll take that as a yes " Vegeta said
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Meanwhile at Goku's place it was getting dark and Goku was starting to wonder how his dad was doing at the moment "Gee I hope he didn't ask people to pinch him or so so he could wake up" he said chuckling at the thought .
" Maybe I should go looking for him , I don't know if it's such a good choice to leave a saiyan who is used to killing people , out by himself" he said to himself and started searching for his dad's ki "What! He's at Vegeta's place! Uhoh this could cause some problems , better go after him while I still can" he said and quickly started his flight to C.C.
After flying for about ten minutes he could see the Capsule Corp building straight ahead " Good I'm here , I just hope nothing happened" he said slightly worried and landed on the front yard of C.C. "Hey Vegeta ! You there?" he asked while walking on , until he heard someone yell .
" What the heck is going on there!" Goku said and quickly ran towards the sources of those yells "Vegeta ? Hey why are you guys fighting! Stop it !" goku yelled at them while the two other saiyans just ignored him and continued fighting .
"You jerk! How dare you tell me these lies ! I don't believe you , and you can't possibly be prince Vegeta! He would be dead now too !" Bardock yelled angered at the smaller saiyan .
"I SURVIVED and Kakarrotto too ! Unlikely to everyone else , so I'd like to know exactly who you are!" Vegeta answered .
"This must be one big joke or sumthing ! It can't be true ! My son is suppose to be a DAY old by now !" Bardock said while hitting the other saiyan with all he had .
"You're SON! Kakarrotto is your SON!" Vegeta asked him gawking and then turning Super saiyan because of the blows Bardock launched at him .
"…O.o What the hell" Bardock who never saw a super saiyan before was now the one who couldn't stop gawking " Grr , Just leave me alone ! All I want is a ship to get away from you people !" Bardock yelled frustrated and flew off in another direction .
"Ha! Coward ! I want answers and I will get them !" Vegeta said and sped off after him , cursing at the saiyan every once in a while .
"This is going to be a long evening" goku sweatdropped and sped after the two too .
END OF CHAPTER 2 !
Lmg : mwahahaaha ! Finished ! And it's already 1 AM ..
Vegeta : You look tired o.O;
Lmg : I am , why did you think I didn't update any sooner? It's because of a certain building ( throws a few bombs at her school )
Vegeta : ( Takes pictures of school exploding ) ah I see .
Goku : yay I like this wheelchair ! (spins around )
Vegeta : A wheelchair in the bathroom?
Lmg : Open your eyes you highness , we're not in the bathroom anymore ! I moved us to my room ! D ( drops dead on her bed )
Vegeta : …ah I see , that explains why the "bathroom" suddenly had all those Kakarrotto and co and me pictures on the walls .
Lmg : Yup! Oww and people I only update when I have three reviews so don't be lazy if you want me to continue this :)
Vegeta : please be lazy !
Lmg : ( hits him on the head with Thé Frying pan of doom ) You're not the only one who likes these , now byes and see you next time !
Goku : bye bye :)
Review replies :
To Queen Luana : Thanks so much :) and why ? Well since the bathroom is the only room in my house that we have a lock on , I won't get disturbed :) But yes we moved out to my room again ….(mutters something about annoying people who "need to go" )
To Sweeteen : thanks ?
To Jake : Sorry again for the long wait ! O.O argh no ! Flying monkeys ! ( tries to dodge some …..fails )