Wow, I feel so inspired! n.n Arigato, minna-sama! Oookay, on to traverse town it is! And now... I need to think of an idea. (Opens a game script).
Disclaimer: One day, I shall use the power of darkness to rule the WORLD! But it looks like for now, I don't own KH... T.T
o-Chapter Three: Shadows, Gunblades, and Other Forms of DOOM-o
-Entering Traverse Town-
Goofy: Look, a star's goin' out!
Donald: (squints at the sky) No, I'm pretty sure that's a helicopter...
Helicopter: ZOOOOOM (crashes on top of them).
Director: Cut! We need a medic in here! Guess we should be more careful about filming this stuff on location...
-Before Fighting Leon-
Leon: Okay, kid, let's see that keyblade.
Sora: What! There's no way you're getting this! (whips out his keyblade to get into fighting stance, but loses his grip on it and it flies out of his hands, hitting Leon on the head).
Leon: X.X
Sora: I won! Sweet! That was easy! (glances at script) oh yeah... (faints)
Yuffie: (snigger, snigger) Why're you in a fight that the person playing doesn't even have to win? You suck!
Leon: Oh, shut up, he must have leveled a lot. -.-
Yuffie: Sure... 9.9
Director: Cut! (slaps forehead) Why me...?
-Scene Where Donald and Goofy Meet Aerith-
Aerith: Excuse me. Did the king send you?
Donald: Eeeek! Chotto matte... Aerith...? O.O Aren't you dead?
Aerith: Well... yeah... I'm kinda... a zomibe. n.n
Donald and Goofy: OoO
Director: Cut! You have to admit though, we all wondered why she was there...
-Scene Where Everone is Explaining Everything- (Wow, that was really specific -.-)
Sora: Well, I didn't ask for this! Why me?
Leon: Because this... is your story.
Sora and Yuffie: (blink, blink)
Leon: Ha ha... sorry, couldn't resist..
Director: Cut, cut, CUT! Oh, Kami-sama, give me strength...-.-
-Scene Where Sora Meets Donald and Goofy-
Donald and Goofy: The KEY!
Donald: Ano.. Keyblade master? Why do you wear clown shoes?
Sora: yahooligans. yahoo. com could not be found. Please check the name and try again.
Donald and Goofy: (blink, blink) ...
-Before Leaving Traverse Town-
Info Screen Thingy: Obtained the power of fire. Learned the magic spell Fire.
Sora: Sugoi! FIRE!
Scenery: (catches on fire, within five minutes the entire set has burned to the ground)
Sora: Something tells me that's going to come out of our paycheck...
Director: Something tells me that you're absolutely right, spikey.
Sora: -.-
-+-Owari-+-
A/N: Wow, this chapter was easier than expected. Mostly because of all my fabulous reveiwers! n.n When I started this fic, I expected to be surrounded by more flames than Shishio, but you've all been sooo nice! Domo arigatou gozaimasu! n.n See ya next time! Ja ne!