I beat KH! Again. So... sad... (sniff) T.T And ASAS is sooo cool. O.O I wish I could get the Deep Dive FMV... anyone know what it's about? I can't get Final Mix, 'cause I know like three hiragana and twenty words in Japanese, so it's not like I could understand it... (By the way, hurkydoesntknow, "gomen" means "sorry" n.n) Well, it looks like it's Coliseum time, ne? Fun! n.n This chapter will have all the Coliseum outtakes, but most of them are from the prelims ----) Cerberus part of the world.

Disclaimer: If I owned KH, the second game would be out by now! But I don't. (fans: ((sniff)) )

o-Chapter Five: A Lesson in the Care of 3-headed Dogs-o

-Recieving Thunder- (Anyone notice a pattern here?)

Info Screen Thingy: Attained the power of lightning. Learned The magic spell Thunder.

Sora: OoOOooOh, Sugoi...

Donald and Goofy: (oh ((BLEEEP))..)

Sora: THUNDER! (Fries Goofy to a crisp) Oh, gomen, didn't see you there...

-Scene After Defeating and/or Getting Your Butt Kicked By Cloud-

Cerberus: Grrrr! (Stomps on Cloud ((A/N:How dare he! T.T (----Cloud fangirl)) )

Hades: Oh, right, there was one other rule I forgot: Accidents happen.

Cerberus:MMMMMMNN (jumps back off of Cloud)

Hades: wtf?

Cerberus: Rrrroar grrrrr mmrrrr roar! (Translation: The spikes! THEY BURN! T.T)

Cloud: (Jumps back up) Ha! See, Sora? Behold my SECRET TECHNIQUE! That's why I always spike my, hair, you see, it becomes a deadly weapon if you are ever steppped on by a three headed dog!

Sora: O.o (nods) Got it. Never un-spike your hair.

Donald: And... you... umm... expect to be stepped on by a three-headed dog?

Cloud: Well... no... but...

Director: Yes, yes, facinating, now lets get a veterinarian in here so we can redo this scene, PLEASE!

-Fighting Cerberus-

Cerberus: Grrr! (Fireball-itizes Sora)

Sora: Itai...

Kairi: Stop! Stop it! Mmnngg... Don't you dare hurt my Sora-chan!

Sora, Donald, Goofy and Cerberus ?.?

Kairi: Don't worry, Sora! I'll take it from here!

Sora: Huh? Ooookay... (Backs away)

Kairi: Here ya go, Cerberus-san... (hands him a necklace of prayer beads...)

Cerberus: Ummm... (lets her put it on him)

Kairi: Inuyasha, SIT! (Cereberus crashes to the ground) Ha! That was easy!

Cast and Crew: (Blink, blink) Well then...

Director: Okay, cut!

-Sealing the Keyhole-

(Sora, Donald, and Goofy shove the huge wooden block out of the way)

Sora: Yanno, I'm pretty sure we could have figured that out without the marks on the floor...

Goofy: Oh, we could figure a lot of the trinity mark moves all out without the symbols. But it's easier to just act like we can't and let the person with the controller die of frustration at our stupidity.n.n

Sora: O.o (gasp!) Goofy! Stupidity has four sylables! That's way to much intelligence for you! Are you feeling all right!

Goofy: -.-

-Platinum Match-

Sora: O.O This is Sephiroth! Hey this'll be no problem!

Sephy: Huh? What d'you mean?

Sora: I'll just confiscate your masamune and throw you to your fangirls.

Sephiroth Fangirls of the Universe: Sephy-chan! Sugoi! n.n

Sephy: O.O Jenova save me.

A/N: Poor Sephy.. but ya have to admit, it'd work...

Sephy: I hate you...

Tobikunai: n.n Too bad, Sephy.

Sephy: Stop calling me that.

Tobikunai: OK, Sephy.

Sephiroth: Grrr... (supernova-s Tobikunai)

Tobikunai: AUGH! That was 93 percent of my HP!

Sephy: Duh.

Will Sora finally get back at Riku? Will Sabor ever go away? WILL TOBIKUNAI BE ABLE TO WRITE THE NEXT CHAPTER WITH ONLY 7 PERCENT OF HER HP? Find out in Chapter Six!

Riku: Oh, shut up already, Tobikunai-sama.

Ja ne!