Ch. 1
"Hey, Miroku," Sango said snapping the monk out of his daydream.
"Yes, Sango," the monk asked, looking towards the woman warrior.
"Do you know where the next town is?"
"It should be a few miles more."
"Good, cause I'm starving," Inuyasha said.
"Inuyasha, you're always hungry," Kagome nearly yelled at the dog demon.
"What's wrong with that?"
The two began to argue, with Kagome shouting 'Sit' and Inuyasha falling hard on the ground.
"Hey you two, quit fighting," Shippo yelled at the two.
"Yeah," agreed Sango. "It'll take us longer to get there."
"She started it," Inuyasha said, rubbing his sore face.
"SIT," Kagome shouted, forcing Inuyasha to fall on his face again. "I didn't start it. I was only making an observation."
"Inuyasha, quit starting arguments with ladies," Miroku sighed. "It's very rude." Then Miroku groped Kagome's butt. Kagome slapped him so hard he fell into Sango's breasts, getting another slap and ends up hitting a tree.
"What was rude," Inuyasha asked standing next to the fallen monk.
"Well, I got two grabs for the price of one pain," Miroku said with a smile.