Tobikunai: (In a corner, moaning)

Sephiroth: SHUT UP! GOD! I mean, you still have 14 HP left...

Tobikunai: T.T

Kansatsu (Tobikunai's muse): Ano... Tobikunai-sama? Why don't you just cast a cure spell?

Tobikunai: Wow, great idea! CURAGA! (is brought back to her normal 200 HP) Why didn't I think of that?

Kansatsu: 'Cause I'm the muse! I think for stupid people like you! n.n

Tobikunai: Right. Hey, what? I'm gonna KILL you!

Kansatsu: Eeeep!

Tobikunai: SHIN'E! (die!) Oh, by the way, I don't own KH!

o-Chapter Six: In the Jungle, the Miiiighty Jungle...-o

-Entering the World-

Sora: Mmmgg... X..x

Sabor: Grr! (attacks Sora)

Sora: Eeek! O.O (hits him with the keyblade)

(suddenly, a group of people wearing badges shaped like bear pawprints run into the room)

Random Animal Shelter Manager #1: Sora, you bad boy! How dare you abuse this poor, defenseless kitty!

Sabor: n.n Ha, ha.

Sora: Uhh... I think aforemented "kitty" was kind of abusing me.

RASM#2: Oh, don't talk nonsense. How could such a sweet and innocent little thing hurt anyone? n.n

Sora: ... -.- Never mind.

-After Finding Your Party-

Sora: ( walking along outside the tent, singing Simple and Clean in a horribly off-key voice)

Sabor: Raaaar! (pounces)

Sora: Holy crap, not you again! Why! Why do the fates force me to fight these wimpy bosses over and over and over... (sob)

Sabor, Donald, and Goofy:(sweatdrop)

-About Five Minutes Later, At the Cliff-

Sora: (still singing. Donald and Goofy have decided to start wearing earplugs) ...is the way that yer makin' me feeeeeel tonight...

Sabor: Grooowwwlll! (pounces again)

Sora: -.- Won't you PLEASE go away?

Sabor: No.

Sora: Why not?

Sabor: n.n Becaus I am a member of... THE MINOR CHARACTER CONSTANT RETURNING LEAGUE! Y'see, the MCCRL is trying to get bigger parts in this game by returning to fight with Sora untill Director-sama goes insane and recasts us! n.n Darkside founded it! n.n

Director: CUT! And no Sabor, you CANNOT be Riku! So don't even ask!

-Before Fighting Clayton-

BOOM

Stealth Sneak: (Breaks open the wall)

Clayton: (climbs on to it... only, suddenly, it's not there)

Director: CUT! Riku, get in here!

-Fighting Clayton-

Sora: Ha! Ha! Hya! (Pouding the crap out of him)

Stealth Sneak:(uses his eyebeam attack on Sora)

Sora: Ouch... grr... NOW I'M MAD!

Clayton: And I care because...?

Sora: (starts singing to the tune of the "I love you, you love me song"):

"Clayton sucks, Clayton sucks
We are gonna kick his butt,
With a great big whack from this useless Kingdom Key,
'cause we want the Jungle King, you see."

Cast: Ooohkay then...

-Learning Cure-

Info Screen Thingy: Attained the power of healing. Learned the magic spell Cure.

Sora: Ooooh...

Goofy: Not another new spell!

Donald: At least he can't do anything lethal with this one...

Aerith: (appearing from nowhere) Hey guys, what's up?

Sora: I just learned an new spell, see? CURE!

Aerith: O.o STOP! Zombies are vulernable to restorative ma- (dies)

Sora: Ooops?

Director: I hate you so much right now...

(A/N: Nani? You didn't know Aerith was a zombie? Well, go re-read chapter three!)

A/N: Aah, nothing like beating up an arrogant muse to put you in a mood to write...

Riku: Um... yeah. That statement made no sense.

Tobikunai: Aw, shut up.

And now, for my very first reveiwer's corner-y thingy! n.n

Kairi: Lack of coherent speech. That's a very bad sign.

Tobikunai: I believe I told you to shut up.

Hiei' Ice Angel: Don't feel supid. It's totally ok. Itai: "painful", basically "Ouch" Sugoi: "Wow!" "Cool!" etc.

Kairi 7: Great idea! n.n