Tobikunai: Okay, role call! Is everyone here? Hmmm...Sora? Hey, where's Sora?
Darkside: I could fill in for him-
Tobikunai: No, Darkside. Just no.
Kansatsu: Hey Keeeeeyblade Master? Where aaaare you?
Sora: Oh, hey minna-sama... Did I miss something?
Tobikunai: Baka. Where were you?
Sora: Oh, I was trying to get Sabor to quit the MCCRL. Figured if Darkside was the only member...
Darkside: Fool. You don't know how many members we have.
Sora: I'm guessing that's a very bad sign.
Tobikunai: I feel sorry for you. Well... not really.
Sora: I'm so underappreciated... T.T
Tobikunai: Whatever. On to the Disclaimer!
Disclaimer:
Yuffie: Tobikunai doesn't own KH!
Leon: Which is a relief.
Cid: A goddamn relief.
Ghost of Aerith: Now, be nice you two...
Yuffie, Leon, and Cid: Why should we?
o-Chapter Seven: We're Back... With a Navi-G Piece!-o
-Alleyway-
(Sora Donald and Goofy try to use the red trinity, but the bars don't break)
Sora: Oooh.. itai...
Donald: Stupid wall..
Riku, offstage: Oh, whoops, did I accidenally replace the breakaway wall with real metal bars? My bad... n.n
Sora: Oh, one of these days I'll...
Riku: What? Use that oversized key to lock me up? Feh. (walks away)
Sora: (evil grin)
-Scene from Above, Take II-
(Sora, Donald and Goofy use Red Trinity to get into the Secret Waterway)
Sora: (Looks into the Secret Waterway) Eeeeew!
Goofy: I am so not going in there...
Donald: Somebody get my agent on the phone!
Director: Cut! Since when have my main characters been replaced by all these prima donna brats? And this BETTER not have anything to do with the MCCRL!
-Entering the Empty House-
Merlin: Well, well... You've arrived sooner than I expected.
Sora: Aaahhh, HEARTLESS! (kills him)
Director: DAMMIT, SORA!
-Meanwhile, Offstage-
Casting Official: Ok, you guys are all here for one reason. We have to chose the new Aerith! Okay, You're up! (points to a woman in a docter's uniform with lipstick and long black hair)
Megumi: Ohohohoho! (kitsune ears pop out of her head)
CO: Umm... no. NEXT! (a guy wearing a smiling mask comes up)
Chichiri: Ya know?
CO: Why are you here? You're not even a girl?
Chichiri: I don't know, ya know?
CO: NEXT!
Darkside: n.n
CO: Go away!
Cloud: Wait!
CO: O.o Not you too!
Cloud: No, I have an idea! I should have done this years ago... Phoenix Down!
Aerith: (Suddenly comes back to life) OH CLOUDIE-KUN! YAY! ARIGATO! n.n (hugs him)
-On the Gizmo Shop Roof-
Sora: (Pulls the rope for the bell) AGH! Too... heavy.. can't lift... (faints)
-Trying to Get Down to the Keyhole-
Sora: GERONIMO! (jumps down)
Goofy: Gawrsh...
Sora: (Lands... but unfortunately not on his feet...) SPLAT!
Director: (sigh...) Cut! Medic!
-Before Battling Gaurd Armor 2-
Guard Armor 2: (lands in front of them)
Sora: Let me guess... MCCRL, right?
GA2: Yup! AND PROUD OF IT!
Sora: -.-
-After the First Battle-
GA2: (Transforms into Opposite Armor)
Sora: I hate you...
-Learning Aero-
Sora: Yay!
Donald and Goofy: (retreat to the opposite wall)
Sora: Aero! (puts the spell on himself, and charges headfirst toward the wall, bouces off it, careens backward, and crashes into Donald and Goofy) Ooops...
-+-Owari-+-
A/N: Sorry that took so long, minna-sama...This week I discovered both the joy that is Naruto manga translations, and the evil that is eighth-grade homework... Between the two, I didn't have a lot of time...
Kansatsu: Translation: She's lazy...
Tobikunai: No one asked you...
Anyway...
Hiei's Ice Angel: Well.. Aerith is from FF7, ne? Let's just say she doesn't quite make it to the end of the game... and the zombie stuff... ---) Chapter 3
hurkeydoesn'tknow: Glad you liked it! My brother's and I actually were singing that when we couldn't beat Clayton the first time I played...
Ja ne minna-sama! n.n