Tobikunai: I have returned!
Kansatsu: Yeah-
Leon: Whatever. Gomen, Kansatsu-sama, but you can't steal my line.
Kansatsu: n.n Sorry...
Tobikunai: OI! Quit flirting, you too!
Kansatsu and Leon: Grrr...
Tobikunai: Ummm... I-I mean, we have to get to work!
Kansatsu: That's better.
Tobikunai: Anyway, on to Agrabah we go! Wow, I have absolutely no ideas... ah well. I'll think of something! n.n
Kansatsu: You, think? Don't make me laugh.
Tobikunai: Shut up...
Disclaimer:
Darkside: This is the MCCRL (Minor Characters Constant Returning League) saying...
Sabor: Tobikunai doesn't own KH...
Gurd Armor: Meaning we get more than one appearance! Yay!
o-Chapter Eight: Be Careful What You Wish For...-o
-Meeting of the Eeeeeevil Minds-
Jafar: So that just leaves...
Iago: (enters, flying just a liiitle to fast and comepletely misses Jafar's shoulder, crashing into the wall)
Jafar: (takes out a checklist) Kill the stupid parrot! Check! Okay, We're done!
Maleficent: You're stupid.
Jafar: Yes, I am. I mean- HEY!
Maleficent: (Thhbbppt) Looooooser!
-Entering Agrabah-
Sora: (walking along)
Heartless: DIE!
Sora: O.O Okay, who let them come in here! Everybody knows that the world has to start with a nice Save Point, some items... but most importantly NO ENIMIES! I'm calling the manager! (takes out a cell phone) Huh? Pot Centipede? Can you get me the manager? Waddaya mean, you ARE the manager? God, no wonder the service sucks!
-Scene Where the Party Finds Jasmine-
Jasmine: But he has been deposed by Jafar, who now controls the city.
Goofy: Ja-fart...? That's an... interesting name...
Jasmine: (laughing too hard to answer)
-Scene Where Everyone Boards the Carpet-
Donald: It wants us to come along?
Sora: All aboard.
Carpet: (lets them all on)
(they fly across the desert... well halfway across the desert, before...)
Donald: Heeeelp! I fell of!
Goofy: Oh gawrsh... I'm gonna barf... (leans over the side of the carpet)
Donald: Augh! Don't barf on me!
Sora: -.-
Director: CUT!
-Scene From Above, Take II-
(everyone's flying across the desert)
(and flying)
(and flying)
Sora: Ano... carpet-san? Are you sure you know where we're going?
Carpet: Well... uh.. y'see...
Donald: Either we're lost, or there's a scratch on this disk.
Cast: (Blink Blink)
Sora: Disk? What are you talking about?
Goofy: You talk like we're in some sort of video game! You've gotta stop watchin' The Matrix, Donald.
(still flying)
-Scene Before Fighting Pot Centipede-
Jafar: Settings your sights a little high, aren't you, boy?
Sora: Augh! His voice! It's destroying my eardrums! I'm gonna DIIIIIEEE! T.T
Donald: Drama queen.
-Scene From Above, Take II-
Jafar: Settings your sights a little high, aren't you, boy?
Sora: Shut up, JA-FART!
Jafar: Stop calling me that! T.T
-Before The Boss Fight-
Sora: Huh? Are You Maleficent?
Goofy: Don't they make the perfect couple...
Sora: Now that's just disturbing (shudder)
-Boss Fight-
Aladin: THE LAMP! Get Jafar's lamp!
Sora: Right! (charges forward... a little too far, and lands in the lava.) AUGH! I'm Burning I'm BUURNING!
Scenery: Serves you right.
Sora: Hey wait... this isn't lava... it's... it's.. STRAWBERRY KOOL-AID!
Goofy: Dang. And I thought we were rid of him for good...
-+-Owari-+-
Tobikunai: Wheee! It's done!
Kansatsu: Big whoop.
Tobikunai: (deathglare worthy of Shinomori Aoshi)
Guard Armor: (In the silence) Can I be Kairi?
Tobikunai: NO!
Reveiwer's Corner-y thingy:
Earthpaw: (points to chapter 6)
KhFan:(looks at Sora, tied to that tree)
(Looks at pair of scizzors in her hand that could easily cut through ropes)
(looks back at Sora)
Naaah! (walks away)
Ja ne! n.n